Velvet Al Watches Movies So You Don't Have To

Al Cerda

0.0 (0)
FILM REVIEWS
EVERY TWO MONTHS

Velvet Al Watches Movies So You Don't Have To Podcast

Velvet Al provides audio commentary for bad movies, in real time, as he watches them for the first time.

11 SEPT

Velvet Al Watches Tiger Cruise So You Don't Have To

If a movie is called "Tiger Cruise," you expect tigers. And if that movie is set on 9/11, you expect the tigers to be fighting terrorists. Double fail.

54 min
5 JUL

Baywatch Nights Season 2, Episode 4: The Strike

We miss when this show was mostly about Angie Harmon in a bikini.

16 min
28 JUN

Velvet Al Watches Captain Battle Legacy War So You Don't Have To

A soldier on a superstrength serum fights a red-faced Nazi? Where have we seen that before?

55 min
21 JUN

Baywatch Nights Season 2, Episode 3: The Rig

Can slow motion bouncing defeat slow moving blob?

32 min
14 JUN

Velvet Al Watches The Perfect Score So You Don't Have To

There's worse reasons to watch a movie than the promise of a Scarlett Johansson upskirt.

59 min
7 JUN

Baywatch Nights Season 2, Episode 2: The Creature

Hey Baywatch Nights producers, we watched "Species" too. But not "Species 2."

31 min
31 MAY

Velvet Al Watches Embrace Of The Vampire So You Don't Have To

It's just not the same without Alyssa Milano's boobs.

56 min
24 MAY

Baywatch Nights Season 2, Episode 1: Terror Of The Deep

The beginning of Baywatch Nights: X-Files Edition.

34 min

Velvet Al provides audio commentary for bad movies, in real time, as he watches them for the first time.

Creator

Al Cerda
Years Active

2021 - 2024
Episodes

131
Rating

Explicit
Copyright

© Al Cerda
Show Website

Velvet Al Watches Movies So You Don't Have To