The home of Halfwit History, Halfwits & Failed Crits, and This Machine Belongs To! Halfwit History brings you through the upcoming week but a long time ago (and sometimes not so long ago), while exploring topics like Space Monkeys, Teleportation, Viking Battles, Death Poems, and more! Halfwits & Failed Crits is an Actual Play Podcast where the players' blundering choices and cursed dice are the real big bad evil standing in the way of getting to the end of a campaign! This Machine Belongs To details the journal entries of those that toil away at the machine. Be careful dear listener, or you may find yourself under it's same compulsion.