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姊妹淘談心事(中英):6 浪漫與現實 (Romance vs Reality)

《浪漫與現實》

格1

莉莉:情人送我玫瑰,老公送我掃地機器人。

格2

艾瑪:嗯,一個是香氣三天,一個是清潔三年。

格3

莉莉:但掃地機器人會卡頭髮!

格4

艾瑪:就像男人,愛久了都會卡住你。

Romance vs. Reality

Panel 1

Lilly (pouting, holding a rose):My romantic husband gave me roses.My practical husband gave me a robot vacuum.

Panel 2

Emma (nodding, sipping coffee):One smells good for three days,The other cleans for three years.

Panel 3

Lilly (grumbling):Yeah, but the vacuum keeps getting stuck in my hair.

Panel 4

Emma (smirking):Just like a man—sweet at first,Then eventually gets tangled in everything.