姊妹淘談心事(中英)：6 浪漫與現實 (Romance vs Reality)

《浪漫與現實》

格1

莉莉：情人送我玫瑰，老公送我掃地機器人。

格2

艾瑪：嗯，一個是香氣三天，一個是清潔三年。

格3

莉莉：但掃地機器人會卡頭髮！

格4

艾瑪：就像男人，愛久了都會卡住你。

Romance vs. Reality

Panel 1

Lilly (pouting, holding a rose):My romantic husband gave me roses.My practical husband gave me a robot vacuum.

Panel 2

Emma (nodding, sipping coffee):One smells good for three days,The other cleans for three years.

Panel 3

Lilly (grumbling):Yeah, but the vacuum keeps getting stuck in my hair.

Panel 4

Emma (smirking):Just like a man—sweet at first,Then eventually gets tangled in everything.