Welcome to Night Vale

iOS keyboard options do not currently support the non-euclidean geometry that comprises the alphabet of the Old Ones so I'm unable to fully express my admiration of this podcast.

Listen to this great podcast! You will not be contated by mysterious men in dark suits. They will not take you to an undisclosed location and ask you questions about it that you do not understand. You will be free, and untroubled by dark thoughts and disturbing memories. Listen. Listen now.

Imagine the news from Lake Wobegon as seen through the eyes of Stephen King. This funny, entertaining podcast describes the strange events in the community of Night Vale in a wonderful, calm, matter of fact tone, as if every town has dark hooded figures in its dog park. I recommend listening to this late at night with the lights out and imagine you are a citizen of Night Vale listening to a local radio station. But remember, whatever you do, don't go near the dog park.

A fever dream in podcast form. I cannot recommend it highly enough. I would say it’s the best thing since sliced bread, but we all know that wheat and wheat byproducts have been outlawed for everyone’s safety, so it wouldn’t really be saying much. Anyway, you’re looking lovely today! We would be honored to invite you to our forest if you’d ever like to stop by. Have a wonderful day you fantastic humanoid creature. :)