49 DEATH - the HALLOWEEN Episode

Marta: Today we’re talking about DEATH: The HALLOWEEN Episode! Marta: Hi Cindy! Happy Halloween! Cindy: Happy Halloween Everyone! (muffled) Marta: What? Cindy: (muffled) Happy Halloween Everyone! (spits out fake Dracula teeth) I said, Happy Halloween Everyone! Marta: What in the world are you wearing on your teeth?! Cindy: These are my Dracula teeth! (Cindy puts teeth back in) For Halloween! Marta: Take those out! I WOULDN’T BE CAUGHT DEAD WITH YOU looking like that! They’re horrible! Cindy: All right, all right! I’ll take them out. Marta: Where did you buy those, at the 99 Cent Store? Do not wear those outside of this studio because… Cindy: I know, I know “…because you wouldn’t be caught dead with me wearing them.” That means she’s embarrassed to be seen with me. Marta: Yes! Cindy: Ok, but hang on a second. Now I need to go brush my teeth. My mouth tastes like plastic. Watch my pet Scorpion while I’m gone. (sound of scorpion falling on desk) Marta: (screams) Cindy: Come on! just watch my pet Scorpion while I’m gone. Marta : Are you trying to SCARE ME TO DEATH!? You know that bugs scare me to death! Cindy: Happy Halloween! I need to go brush my teeth. Relax, it’s not a real Scorpion…look!...he’s only rubber! Touch it! Touch it! Marta: Is there anything left at the 99 Cent Store? Or did you buy every last disgusting thing in there? Cindy: Happy Halloween (sound of footsteps walking away) Marta: That girl is going to scare me to death! Yuck! Scorpions! Cindy: (footsteps return) Ok, I’m back. Are you okay? Marta: Empty your pockets! Do you have any other disgusting things with you? Cindy: No, nothing. My pockets are empty. I swear. Marta: You promise? Cindy: Promise. Marta: Good! Cindy: Y’know, I just didn’t want you to be BORED TO DEATH! Marta: BORED to death? Cindy: Yeah, you’re here in the recording studio, day in and day out. I was worried you might be tired of it, bored to death? Mr. Giant Scorpion is here to keep you company! Marta: Boredom is not the problem! Cindy: Check out our Facebook page later everyone and I’ll post a picture of Mr. Giant Scorpion. Marta: ….and then Mr. Scorpion is going to disappear for a very long time. Cindy: You’re a bug hater. Hey Marta! I do have one more thing in my bag and it’s not disgusting! Marta: Oh, thank goodness! Cindy: In fact, it’s pretty awesome! I have in my hands your new album 12n (Twelve Notes) “Country Made in Italy”. It’s a fantastic album! Congratulations you did a great job! I love it. Marta: Well, thank you! I’m so excited about this new album. We’re shooting the videoclip right now. It’ll be out in a month. I think everybody’s going to enjoy it. Cindy: And how can we view the video when it’s ready? Marta: on our youtube channel. It’s 12ntv. 1 2 n t v. go check it out, there’s the making of of the CD, we had such a great time in the recording studio. Cindy: And I love the cover photo and the mini-poster inside. You look hot! Marta: Thanks, we had a lot of fun doing that photo shoot. Cindy: The photo is beautiful. YOU LOOK DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS! Marta: Drop-dead gorgeous. Cindy: We say ‘’drop-dead gorgeous’’ to say that somebody is really beautiful, stunning, drop-dead gorgeous! Marta: For example? Cindy: For example…Marta looks drop-dead gorgeous on her new album cover! (laughs) Marta: And what about my husband? I think he looks so handsome in his cowboy hat & boots. Cindy: Bellissimo! Very handsome! It’s amazing because when he wears that cowboy hat, he is a DEAD RINGER for Tim McGraw the American country singer. Marta: A dead ringer for Tim McGraw. That’s good right? Cindy: Yes it is! That means he looks just like Tim McGraw. He could be Tim’s stunt double! He’s a dead ringer! Marta: He’ll be happy to hear that! Cindy: And when he does his impression of Johnny Cash singing the country western song “Ring of Fire” he is DEAD ON! Marta: So if we say ‘’His impression of John