69th Base With Doug Mellard Doug Mellard

Doug discusses the NFL schedule reveal and weighs in on Tom Brady's first season with the Bucs.  Also, Cee Dee Lamb, the Pats, and the Earl Thomas story.  He shares a story about jealousy and a joke from his upcoming album.  

With no real sports currently underway, Doug does his best to make the Andy Dalton signing as interesting as possible.  He also  explains why he hasn't watched too much of The Last Dance yet mostly because he's been eating too many edibles during quarantine.  He also shares a story about an offensive banjo name and another story about a cute bunny's horrific fate.  

Doug is very excited to talk about the NFL draft along with all the bad takes that came with it because we really had actual sports for a second. Plus, Gronk to the Bucs, Brady is still a cheater, Doug starts a rumor and shares an old party story involving a stolen keg.

Doug eats a weed gummy for 4/20 and it kicks in during the episode making it difficult at times to get his points across. He talks about the Jordan doc and the NFL draft as well as missing certain weird freedoms prior to quarantine.

Doug is stir crazy in lockdown and covers what little sports news we have along with the dumb opinions linked to it.  He discusses Tom Brady trademarking "Tompa Bay," the Texans' latest trade, he salutes the XFL, starts a rumor, and much more. He also shares some of the jokes he would currently be touring with if it weren't for quarantine.

Doug thinks televised H-O-R-S-E is going to be the best and dumbest thing. He talks about that as well as Tom Brady with the Bucs, which team will be helped with no crowds, and plenty of other bad sports takes. He also shares an embarrassing bachelor auction story and starts a new rumor.