A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?" If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)

  1. 839 - Bud Kill

    SEP 5

    839 - Bud Kill

    • Underground Metalworks sponsorship: Orlando welding school with MIG/TIG/STIC classes, weekend basics, hobby/father-son angle, Dan with Maisie, hands-on facility, promo code • 2025 Bad at Business Beer Fest (Nov 22 Sanford, free beer, wristbands, gift bags, food, music, hosted by Mo DeWitt) • Friday free show intro with Ross McCoy: hangover Uber/bathtub puking, Dan’s puking/peeing stories, ruined cars, gagging pranks, fast-puke anxiety, Grill Them All illness, puking blood before flight • New Jaws pinball from Pinball Dudes: movie clips, shark fin, chum bucket, gameplay hype; Daniel visit promo (50–100 miles) • Launch of Tom & Dan straw hat (Hittin’ Skins/Danger Brains) • NFL kickoff Eagles–Cowboys: gambling strategies, middle-bet stress, knee injury vs Rodgers, Jalen Carter spit on Dak, fan debates, taunting crackdown, lightning delay past midnight • Lightning safety talk: school 10-mile rule, theme parks 3-mile, pool 2.5, lawsuit fears, past fatalities, stadium strikes, “30/30” confusion, probability vs possibility • Lottery chat: billion-dollar Powerball frenzy, regular habits, odds unchanged, crude bet jokes, checkout line delays • NFL betting: kickers’ own balls, “smooshing,” Super Bowl ball history, longer field goals expected, kickoff rule changes, parlays, Chiefs–Chargers in Brazil • Concert tourism: Weeknd and Taylor Swift abroad, concerts as travel excuse, Rhode Island boring joke, hummus humor • Gambling/Vegas: casino habits, iHeart Festival trip • Cam Patterson joins SNL: past conflicts, rise via Kill Tony/touring, confidence in success, salary comparisons • Bruce Willis: viral clips, health decline, caretaker move debate, Die Hard legacy, film talk (Sixth Sense, Unbreakable etc.), nostalgia stories • Netflix “Unknown Number” catfish doc: vulgar, victims reenact, bizarre twist, sympathy, comparison to scams/odds/lightning, beyond MTV’s Catfish • Corey Feldman on Dancing with the Stars: themed dance predictions, eccentric style, exploited for laughs, unkept pedophile promises • Eminem discovering internet porn late; Bubba’s shock-site pranks; old office prank culture vs modern HR • Ross’s in-law German Shepherds: protective dog traditions, bite suit shock, On Patrol Live K-9 injuries; contrast with pee-pee dogs; Dan’s poodle bite; knife heirlooms and hassles • Jeff’s Bagel Run sponsor: bagels, cookies, Otis coffee, #TDBagel • Music: Curtis Harding “The Power,” Goldie Boutilier “King of Possibilities” • American Air & Heat sponsor: AC upgrades, ducts, financing; lightning 10-mile joke • Illegal gambling: Grady Judd’s bust, curiosity about poker/slots, rake legality, bingo loopholes, massage parlor comparison, raffles/bookie ideas, THC drinks at venues, Guru Man ad, nostalgia for sidebar ads • Listener bits: “Pukes of Hazard,” period/diarrhea themes, Debary Joe mall puke; suit tailoring, $1k suits mocked, funerals casual now • Genealogy: listener poem link, Kipling speculation, famous relatives • Under-the-table awkward stories: hot tub ecstasy, mistaken foot petting, code of silence • Nostalgia: Hawaii tapes, buddy pass travel, discomfort seeing old selves, teens’ permanent records, Sopranos quote, want Sopranos pinball • Listener swords; Bud K comedy bit: catalog sales, killing lore, chainsaw, sword-for-sword trades, exit to GA • Moe’s Comedy Jam Oct 2 promo • Lifeline Screening sponsor ($159 scan), health scare stories, planned “I’m Not Dead Yet” party at Johnny’s with burgers/beer/pinball • Wrap-up: Ross McCoy’s Orlando Talk Show, merch, thanks, Monday BDM, legal disclaimer ### **Social Media:**   [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:**   [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:**   [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/)

    1h 54m
  2. 837 - Seth's Baby is Here

    AUG 22

    837 - Seth's Baby is Here

    • Sponsor plugs for Bart Merrick realtors and Just Call Mo • Wordplay with Hot Crystal Van/Rainy Bart Merrick • Housing market slow, Fed rates, experience matters, houses sitting, real estate biggest decision • Friday free show announced • Seth Petruzzelli guest, first appearance in years, brings daughter Vera • Jokes about health, colonoscopy, IAS syndrome • Baby sounds on mic, Dan’s CTE/death song • Parenting sacrifices, kids growing fast, dance studio life • Seth juggling dojo, house sale stress, slanted room, inspectors nitpicking • House dropped from \$1.799M to \$1.299M • Million-dollar homes common now, Trump house in Winter Park lowers appeal • Seth reads Brown Bear to Vera, dad life fulfilling • Dojo students still testing, but marketing neglected • Friends like Jackal help, his daughter earns black belt • Vera choking scares, anti-choking device, treadmill running gag • Butt cancer jogging jokes • Seth bullied as “mop head,” dad threatened principal with karate death blow • Tommy adjusting to sixth grade, awkward transitions, name-using debate • Seth recalls Christian school and Bishop Varel drug issues • Seth’s boat broke after sitting too long • Looking for female roommate to help babysit Vera, prefers no dogs, okay with reptiles • Parenting challenges with Vera’s SpaghettiOs diet • Ongoing B6 toxicity muscle twitching • Vera learning karate punches in Japanese • Music break: Teen Mortgage “Box” • Hollerbach’s German Restaurant wins Best Restaurant 2025 • Praised for schnitzel, sausage platter, pork shank, spätzle, kids menu • New T\&D pins available, Knight’s Table events • Straw hats by Hittin Skins/Danger Brain • Fantasy Football draft on Twitch with catering from The Joint • Pinball Dudes tournament with Ross and EJ, better camera setup • Draft frustrations • Max learning breakdancing, hitting windmills, hopes to impress peers • Dan recalls drumming at black church, excitement for son’s moments • Listener Jeff “Nutman” visits, therapist, offers Tom scraping therapy for “limp cock foot” • MRI inconclusive, willing to try gua sha • Miami Heat guard Marcos Perez stole 400+ jerseys/memorabilia, sold \$1.9M • LeBron Finals jersey resold \$3.7M • Items from Wade, Butler, Bosh, Mourning, Shaq • Lack of cameras allowed theft, facing 10 years • Dolphins security family tie mentioned • Tyreek Hill cleats worth \~\$10K • Caller Rob’s recurring butt abscess, hospital lancing, embarrassing but funny • Fiber supplements and clean bowel jokes • Caller recalls Sarasota Pee-wee Herman theater, Guthrie’s gut box • Make-A-Wish survivor “owe back” jokes • Peanut roadside stories • Local rapper MC Search, Pete Nice memorabilia scam • Music by White Reaper, Bowling Shoes • Sponsor Modern Plumbing Industries offering discounts and installs • Jen joins, surname debates, euphonium joke, Becca in jazz band • Hogan death rumor • Jen fixes engines, bad financial decisions, Gateway PC, Mars Music credit spree, Technics 1200s • Pregnant in court with detoxing lawyer • Blockbuster decline stories, stealing media, renting consoles, like Home Depot waste • Insurance jobs pay well but hated • Jen considering insurance, influencer idea dismissed, maybe producer • Crystal stops in for peanuts • Food service memories • Blockbuster porn rental awkwardness • Norm and Crystal contributions • 3D printing toys, micropenises, valve caps • Scandinavian kaffeost voicemail, Viking toughness • Voicemail about orgasms • Heat warning • Viral Bijan Robinson drill • Dan scooter photoshoot, motorcycle safety, Brad Hines death, SeaWorld ride memory • Bike discomfort, anatomy jokes, DCF concerns • Jen birthday wishes, insurance job search, old silly emails • Show wrap-up and comedic disclaimer ### **Social Media:**   [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:**   [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:**   [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/)

    1h 57m
4.9
out of 5
2,303 Ratings

About

Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?" If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)

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