12 episodes

A stranger talking to me on the train? Absolutely NOT. A close and personal friend open mouth chewing while talking to me? Absolutely NOT. Two friends starting a podcast in the year 2019? okay Absolutely YES. Absolutely Not is a weekly podcast where Chicago comedian’s Maggie Winters and Yassi Baharloo invite a guest to go in on their pet peeves. Listen up, idiots!

Absolutely NOT with Maggie and Yassi Forward Pass Thinking

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 19 Ratings

A stranger talking to me on the train? Absolutely NOT. A close and personal friend open mouth chewing while talking to me? Absolutely NOT. Two friends starting a podcast in the year 2019? okay Absolutely YES. Absolutely Not is a weekly podcast where Chicago comedian’s Maggie Winters and Yassi Baharloo invite a guest to go in on their pet peeves. Listen up, idiots!

    I've Hit So Many People, I Don't Stop (Matthew Tucker)

    I've Hit So Many People, I Don't Stop (Matthew Tucker)

    Yassi and Maggie discuss something big that happens with Yassi, bad city pedestrians, and whether Maggie is really from Chicago, with Matthew Tucker.

    • 53 min
    Lightly Harassed In A Panera (Natalie Peeples)

    Lightly Harassed In A Panera (Natalie Peeples)

    Episode 10: Yassi and Maggie discuss lottery curse, Fallout Boy’s Pete Stump, and the drama that occurs on the major streets in your city with Natalie Peeples.

    • 52 min
    Three Strikes, You're Outed (With Deb Duncan)

    Three Strikes, You're Outed (With Deb Duncan)

    Yassi and Maggie discuss running away from home, and destructive decisions, okay? with Deb Duncan

    • 1 hr 1 min
    Being A Little Girl (With Allison Ringhand)

    Being A Little Girl (With Allison Ringhand)

    Yassi and Maggie discuss dogs (again),young ladies, and sending nudes with Allison Ringhand.

    • 50 min
    Speaking of Creepy (With Robel Arega)

    Speaking of Creepy (With Robel Arega)

    Yassi and Maggie discuss soaking (unfortunately), chester the molester, and “Walking” Phoenix ;) with Robel Arega.

    • 51 min
    Please Respect My Whimsy (with Eunji Kim)

    Please Respect My Whimsy (with Eunji Kim)

    Yassi and Maggie discuss oyster eating contests, strippers, and they really go in on dogs with Eunji Kim. 

    • 59 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
19 Ratings

19 Ratings

Lilbbbaby ,

love

I love this podcast and I love'd even more when we heard an honest take about dogs and how they aren't actually that great! PLEASE RESPECT THE PET-LESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bort40 ,

Laffs!

Will you be able to stop laughing while listening to this podcast? Absolutely not!

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