Three Bean Salad

Three Bean Salad
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Three Bean Salad

A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.

  1. Budget Airlines

    12 HR. AGO

    Budget Airlines

    Put your seat back into the reclining position (but only if you have the express consent of the person behind you who has also ideally reclined their seat with the express consent of the person behind them ad infinitum etc), shove a lukewarm bean in each ear and enjoy a third bean as a mid-flight snack for only €79.99 for Joe from York has suggested budget airlines as this week’s topic. That may mean BYO sandwich, BYO magazine and BYO sick-bag but the lukewarm chat is complementary. Bean voyage. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes, a monthly bonus episode and more: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod

    1h 3m
  2. Sharks

    OCT 16

    Sharks

    Dan from Bremen chooses sharks for this week’s topic as well he might. After all, just as the shark is a perfectly evolved apex predator, so is the bean a perfectly evolved apex legume. No one wants three sharks to team up: that would simply lead to a bloodbath. Three beans on the other hand means a lukewarm banter bath and everyone’s invited (special rubber socks will be supplied for those with untreated athlete’s foot or verrucas). Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod

    1h 1m
  3. The Pyramids

    OCT 9

    The Pyramids

    True to form, Tutankhamun from the Nile Delta has selected the pyramids as this week’s topic. Were these structures named after the shape or was it the other way around? Were they meant to be that shape in the first place or did they just run out of bricks? If they’ve REALLY been there for thousands of years how come they aren’t totally covered in graffiti tags and pictures of willies and stuff? For answers to all these questions and more why not try Wikipedia or Reddit or something? For a lukewarm take - press play. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod

    1h 5m
  4. Adverts

    OCT 2

    Adverts

    Adverts: lifeblood of the nation, engine of the economy, coal of the mind. What could be more splendid then than a podcast episode which already contains adverts also being about adverts? Thank you to Andrew from Leeds for feeding this suggestion into the bean machine for a listening experience which flicks a cold, hard finger-swear at the skip-forwards-by-30-seconds button. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod

    1 hr
  5. Pasta

    SEP 25

    Pasta

    It’s drive time on Bean FM and this week the lukewarm hits are in the key of “pasta” thanks to Matt of Bremen! We’ve got all the latest celebrity gossip, updates from Bonjamin’s traffic drone, weather from The Onion Child, something about sport presumably and unlimited adverts!! Call 0800-RIGATONI now with your crazy pasta story and you could win a sieve moulded from the face of Chris Tarrant!!!With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod

    1 hr
  6. Mushrooms

    SEP 18

    Mushrooms

    The beans doff their caps (FUNGUS PUN!) to Adam of Bremington Spa for providing this weeks topic: mushrooms. What (or who???) are mushrooms? And why? And how come none of the other podcasts are getting to grips with them? Fear? Lobbyists? No matter. Just sit back, chuck some beans together with some mushrooms in a pot, set the hob to lukewarm and let’s see what bubbles up. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod

    59 min
  7. Jazz

    SEP 11

    Jazz

    Looking for a clear explanation of the syncopated contrapuntal elaboration of static half-diminished harmony tritone substitution turnaround? Then look no further as Cameron of Milton Keynes has the beans talk about jazz this week and, unless some sort of technical catastrophe has taken place resulting in a comprehensive explanation and discussion of music’s crown prince genre being replaced some quantity of bollocks, the beans have got you covered groove-style. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad STREAMING TICKETS FOR OUR LONDON PODCAST FESTIVAL LIVE SHOWS: Friday 13th Sept 2024, 7pm: https://shop.kingsplace.co.uk/30561/30562 Saturday 14th Sept 2024, 7pm: https://shop.kingsplace.co.uk/30530/30531 With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod

    1h 9m
  8. Vampires

    SEP 4

    Vampires

    Play this episode directly in front of a mirror and no reflection of it shall ye see because this episode, the first of season fourteen, is all about vampires thanks to Stan of Manchester. Little is known of the elusive Stan of Manchester other than he always travels with 50 boxes of Transylvanian soil. Make of that what you will. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod

    1h 3m
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A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.

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  • Creator
    Three Bean Salad
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2024
  • Episodes
    137
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright Three Bean Salad
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