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Clips Wayne night nerdist 27:00 and bedazzled 4:10am

Hope you had a good thanksgiving-and Xmas - happy new year 2015!
I'll catch you up!
2014 bit bit bit ! I did only 4-5 podcasts and blogged on like one.
Mr. Pitiful- I'll promise to catch up,on bloggin - and podcast more this year!

I spent Thanksgiving ... Sleeping cause on thanks giving eve...I met a woman, on Bart,
She approached me, bought me a drink, asked me over to her apartment, while her roommate was outta town.
She was laughing at all my jokes
I know what you are thinking, this guy is in there! Our hero is gonna get some.
So as we are approaching her flat, the front door, she suddenly becomes a lesbian.
She was cute and suddenly became obnoxiously lesbian. So I thought I could use the magic secret trick from bedazzled,...you don't know the secret... Here it is - Dudley Moore and Peter cook 1967 movie...

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So I tried until 4:10am to no avail, lesbian is the exception to that rule!
Up until the door, there was no mention, I was under the impression...I was going to get to suck her feet - or something!... I tried but to no avail of so much as a titty. I can't seem to talk a titty outta a shirt. There was a time when I could talk t**s out of a shirt.
So I got outta there pretty quick, walked home and slept all day thanksgiving, saw a friend that night for homemade lasagna.

I should take a class or act in a play!!!
It was easier for me to enjoy the company of women...when I did plays and acted, so much tail!

Here is Wayne knight explaining on the nerdist!

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Xmas with my brother! So much fun, my nieces and nephews are outstanding.
Snowboarding again and I Snowboarded all day with Molly Shannon and her family, no,Picts but I danced and she laughed!

Got to see Chris Dorian! We had Mexican food at Bass Lake! Watched various Christmas carols.
It was good for my soul to see such a good friend! His lady RULES and his son Hudson is a delight.

Trip was cut short, my sister in law...love her...watching her get ordered around by that kid all week. Hard to watch.
Bottom line, she had HAD IT - trip was cut short. back to my rut.

La is calling me, I can't afford to live here anymore. I don't like working - so working 2-3 jobs just to struggle is not appealing to me, sorry Bay Area- I am sick of you!

Sick of Speeddating careers- My friend Steve Vasquez, posted on facebook that he gets to spend everyday doing what he loves with people he loves. Hashtag blessed etc. a chill...went right up my spine., cause I am in a job I can't do anymore, I need to transfer or move on BEFORE I screw it up. No pressure! No set schedules, no days off in a row, I can't get a 2nd job and need my own business- I have ideas to make Berkeley Screen Print better and online, BUT do I really want to give time me to a woman that wasted so much of my time? maybe we were destined to work together and just not have sex. But I registered HoodyWearlson.com and stay tuned!

LA is calling me, I sent catch a contractor a business idea and waiting for new year to hear more. The bay is pushing me out financially. Still not sure what to do. Apple wasn't willing to work with talent like mine, i got burned out and I am not feeling it anymore. I get handed rhetoric that would piss off anyone older than 25. I lost it at work recently and spilled my guts to a manager, only to get more rhetoric, which pisses me off as a 45 year old comedian. Late in the day I was able to negotiate a new schedule, but all in all it's been a rough year for me. Feels like it was a waste of my time, the entire year was a loss.
Now I gave to be Focusing on comedy and my projects. Got my road hard backers shirt, the image was too high, too small and off center crooked! My shirts were much better Matt fondilier - please hire me my friend!

Sending my resume to punchline and Cobb's comedy- need a late night job in my chose(continued)