Aquarius Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Aquarius, if your cannabis companions want to find you this month, all they will have to do is look up! It may be true that you’ve been toking it low and slow up to this point, but as long as you aim for the stars, you will find yourself blazing to new heights in March. 

Your upward trajectory will have your fellow terrestrial travelers watching you closely.  Don’t fret my judicious Water-Bearer, observers might have red-eyes, but their stares aren’t critical. Actually, it is quite the opposite; you will have the admiring gazes of all who come into your orbit.

Because of this universal admiration, you will have the opportunity to raise up those around you. So, you will need to lead by example stoner Aquarius.

This means top shelf buds only this month! You don’t want others to see you smoking sad, shwaggy green. Remember, my chronic-loving Aquarius:  Friends don’t let their cannabis companions smoke bunk weed!

In fact, accumulating the best green bud will coincide with a cosmic mission to collect green paper as well. It takes effort to accumulate the sacred green as well as the matrix money.  But you are up to the challenge stoner Aquarius.

With all the prosperity you can expect this March, it will be important to remember the sacred stoner mantra:  Sharing IS caring.

Be mindful of your spending stoner Aquarius.  You don’t need to go overboard and burn through your stash and savings just to please others. The point is to help when you can. To share a bowl with those who find their own stash jar low, or to cover the pizza when your partner-in-chronic has had a long week, and just need a night of great ganja and good people.

Whatever you do this month, be sure to pay it forward stoner Aquarius. Now is your time to shine, but you never know when you will be the one who will need that kindness repaid.