Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

I love this show so much, but found it later than most so I’ve been going back and listening to earlier episodes. I just listened to the Mike Schur one where you’re talking about statues and I have an amendment to the dissolvable statue idea. Let the horse be granite and just make the person on the horse out of dissolvable material. I highly doubt the horse had any ethical scandals in its life. Then again- I don’t know many horses.. Maybe they’re the key players behind “Big Statue.” Anyway I love your show so much. Conan continues to be the funniest man alive, Sona is such a strong and funny woman, and Matt Gourley’s voice is sooo hot.

Conan, we are so sorry to hear about your loss. Much love to you and your family. It’s no secret to the word how much you loved your parents - and how much they must have loved you.

Celebrity is such an odd thing. You almost feel as though you know some of these people when you’ve never met. Your humor has brought so much joy to me personally, and the love and consideration you’ve shown others over the years is inspiring. I am so sorry you are suffering the loss of your parents this week. I hope that all the kindness you’ve shown so many comes back on you a hundred fold to help carry you through. We’re all thinking of you and praying in this difficult time.

Also known as TheReportOfTheWeek, really oughta to do a food review on the Conan and Jordan Show.