293 episodes

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.

Berner Phone Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

    • Comedy
    • 4.5 • 5.5K Ratings

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.

    Berner Phone #49: Bad Drivers

    Berner Phone #49: Bad Drivers

    Nothing ruins your peaceful drive like a bad driver. Hannah doesn't have a driver's license but don't worry she still has plenty of opinons. This was a cathartic episode for Des who claims he doesn't have road rage. 
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    • 59 min
    Berner Phone #48: When Bad Things Are Good

    Berner Phone #48: When Bad Things Are Good

    Things don't always work out the way we planned but often it turns out for the best. Whether it's crazy ex boyfriends or crushed dreams of winning Wimbledon, life has a way of working out. 
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    • 58 min
    Berner Phone #47: Best Song Lyrics Ever

    Berner Phone #47: Best Song Lyrics Ever

    We're going through the dialer's favorite song lyrics and there are even some impromptu performances. We learned Hannnah likes music that makes her want to punch a wall and Des likes music that makes him tear up. 
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    • 1 hr 7 min
    Berner Phone #46: Hannah's Next Special

    Berner Phone #46: Hannah's Next Special

    Hannah and Des are both in the process of writing a new hour of stand up. The dialers are helping to spark some creativity and inspiration. Are Irish men sexy and what do we think of therapy? And for the first time ever, someone wants Hannah to talk more about tennis.
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    • 1 hr 10 min
    Berner Phone #45: Best Flirting Strategies

    Berner Phone #45: Best Flirting Strategies

    Hannah, Des, and the dialers are recalling their best and worst attempts at flirting. We discuss whether guys actually enjoy negging and drop one of the most unique DM slides we’ve ever heard.
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    • 1 hr 4 min
    Berner Phone #44: Movies You Need To Watch

    Berner Phone #44: Movies You Need To Watch

    Grab your popcorn. The dialers called in with their favorite old movies and Hannah tried to explain the cultural impact of Mean Girls.
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    • 1 hr 16 min

Customer Reviews

4.5 out of 5
5.5K Ratings

5.5K Ratings

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Des pls

Love the pod and that’s why I’m saying this with love but Des please speak less. Become an active listener and ask Hannah more follow up questions. Stop trying to explain everything. I’ll scream if I hear another “my buddy and I” story!

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Best couple ever

Hannah and Des!!! I could listen to you both all day! Love the pod! Giggler as well 💕💗 you guys are killing it!

ireneguaja ,

The ending

I love when you guys put a few voice memos in at the ends of the podcast! Please keep doing it.

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