The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel

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The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel

Dave McElfatrick and Joel Watson, two of the comedic minds behind the wildly popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoons, love playing guitar, love rock and roll and especially love making noise. Join Dave and Joel in The Noise Hole as they explore the music that defined their generation, recount famous and infamous rock star stories, and exorcise their personal rock and roll demons, all while improvising songs with a full band! It’s an hilarious celebration of alt. rock, grunge, punk, pop, emo, heavy metal and all things ROCK AND ROLL!

  1. 15.05.2020

    God Baked Rock and Roll For You

    After 7+ weeks of Noise Hole Quarantine, the Bois are ready for a change. Gary’s fate is revealed, and things are looking bleak (depending on how much you like Gary). Hop in the Egg Van™, and wish Brian May’s arse a swift recovery, because it’s Noise Hole time! BOIS TOUCH BASEJoel’s kid has a vendetta against her own bonesDid Dave and Joel participate in skate cultureTony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1+2 remakesGary is back, but all is not wellA call with GaryEgg Van: The Bois go on hiatus to care for GaryThe unfinished Noise Hole videoThe Texas legislature wants us to dieROCK AND ROLL God Baked Rock & Roll For YouA ruined handjob of a podcastJello Biafra and 80s punk attitudeThe Dead Kennedys vs The B-52s Conscientious punks?So I Married An Axe Murderer and the oeuvre of Mike MyersTRAPT NEWSThe Top 5 albums of all time (including Trapt’s new album)Travis Barker is a drum slutTrapt vs. Sub ZeroQUEEN NEWS“YOU Are The Champions”!?Brian May destroyed his own ass Elton John’s tribute to Brian May’s assTony Iomi’s giant ass-thimblesLive Arse 2020NOISE BOI EMAILSA lovely message from a lovely BoiA closing prayer

    1 ч. 14 мин.

  2. 28.04.2020

    Trapt Under Ice (with Ice-T of Bodycount)

    Week 6 of Noise Hole Quarantine! The Bois are more socially distanced from Gary than EVER! There’s no need for alarm, as the third Boi slot is skillfully filled by none other than rapper, actor, and Bodycount frontman extraordinaire, Ice-T! BOIS TOUCH BASEWhere have the Bois been?! Everyone is taking up 1800s hobbiesDave’s hardcore project, We’ve Got Hostiles, has RELEASED AN ALBUM! How to get your music onto streaming servicesGary’s gone with the windROCK AND ROLL Coldplay? How dare you?! Fine. Foo Fighters ARE jock-rock. Joel walked out of a bad Jimmy Eat World showCourtney Love: Professional StarfuckerBilly Corgan mentors Courtney LovePuddle of Mudd “cover” Nirvana An BIG update on the Trapt fiasco SPECIAL GUEST: ICE-TIce-T has no time for these bitchesIce-T meets Courtney LoveIce-T upgrades his wife, CocoIce-T’s Dildo-coptersIce-T’s work/life balanceIce-T’s tips for locking down a QueenThe secrets to Ice-T’s successWhat happens when, god forbid, Coco passes away?Ice-T’s advice for these hard timesIce-T’s promise to the Noise BoisNOISE BOI QUESTIONSWhere is Bryan Adams ACTUALLY from?!How good are we at faking French?“Come Home Sweet Gary” traditional Irish Folk Ballad

    1 ч. 29 мин.

  3. 14.04.2020

    Metallica Gives You Heavy, Baby!

    Week 5 of Noise Hole Quarantine! What is the world? Who are we? Why is everything? NONE of those questions are answered in this week’s podcast, but there IS talk of cringey Metallica stage banter, and the movie songs of Bryan Adams. BOIS TOUCH BASEThe Noise Hole is the Sunny D of podcastsEnglish commercials dubbed into ENGLISH?!“I’m Mr. Bucket. I’ve got a big wet mouth!”ROCK AND ROLL US vs. UK Mtv (bass player) + (everyone else) = band?Bob Ross joins Metallica?“Metallica gives you heavy, baby!”USING A DATING APP, GARRRYYYY?!?!?!?Lies told at a funeral / Joel Sharing Dave’s relatives-rish Dad jokes / Irish humorU2 BingoNOISE BOI QUESTIONSSongs with deeper meaning?Reappropriating song meanings?“The Boys Of Summer” vs. “Summer of ‘69”Bryan Adams, and his very good friend SteveIs it time for a jet-powered guillotine Bryan Adams’ 90s movie songsAlan Rickman as The Loot Playing ChickenThe movies of Kevin CostnerBands you like that are disappointing live?

    1 ч. 20 мин.

  4. 07.04.2020

    A Giant Baby Head Bothering David Bowie (with Dave Mustaine of Megadeth)

    Prepare to get chop-kicked in the head, Noise Bois, because this week’s guest is Dave Mustaine of Megadeth! BOIS TOUCH BASEWho’s in car? NO ONE!New Noise Hole SlogansWhat does JFK know about holes?How’s Texas doing, pandemic-wise?Messages from Mom“He’s got a pot full’o beans.”PANDEMIC PALSA great time to stop smokingThe pending post-pandemic orgiastic flesh feastNoise Boi group therapyBreaking Robocop pandemic protocols ROCK AND ROLL!?An update on GaryDeftones raise money for their crewWe COULD have the #1 movie in America!Hollywood’s desperation Metallibuck$A VISIT FROM MEGADETH’S DAVE MUSTAINE!!!Dave loves high kicksDave’s MegaDogs at The Festical FestivalDave’s throat cancer updateDave’s streaming shred lessons“Mega Jeopardy” by Dave Mustaine ft. GaryWhere are the Megabois?Dave is an inspiration to the massesMORE ROCK AND ROLL TALK?! HOW?!?!Band’s net-worths Meticalla’s donation vs. Fallout Boy’sFallout Boy vs. The Scooby GangWho’s working hardest on stage?Cliff Burton’s Golden Toe MemorialTrapt frontman continues to lose itHypothetical libelous statements about Chris Taylor Brown of TraptThe Polyphonic Spree are not allowed to bother David Bowie

    1 ч. 24 мин.

  5. 31.03.2020

    Needle Juice, Needle Juice, Needle Juice!

    This is the new normal, Noise Bois. Staying inside, wearing pajamas all day, NOT playing guitars… AAAAAHHHGG!!!! Also Gary escaped quarantine. Anyway, here’s an entire episode of Noise Boi questioned getting answered. BOIS TOUCH BASEHow does time even work now?Mum’s Bum CandlesNoise Bois are ordered to SFTH!Technical difficultiesNOISE BOI QUESTIONSDisney World & Theme ParksAvengers theme park?A Metallica ride?ESCAPING QUARANTINE, GARY?!Dave Mustaine’s resurrected armMusic in the next 10 yearsBoy bands, Boyzone, East 17, O-Town, N’Sync, 98 DegreesAttitude lady musicIs Gary a thirst trap?Xanax RapNü Metal vs. RetrowaveFascists love Rick AstleyBillie Eilish is ASMR musicDoes today’s hopeless generation make hopeless music?Where is the guitar rock?Song for the end of the worldAn REM Classic re-enters the chartsLouis Armstrong, The Destroyer Animal Crossing vs. Doom EternalBands performing onlineJimmy Johns Eat WorldWrestlemania with no audienceOnline wrestling commentators Hulk Hogan the character vs. Hulk Hogan the personWill bands delay albums due to the pandemic?How are artists surviving?How are road crews surviving?Bois who say “brother”Dave’s attic varmint troubles

    1 ч. 19 мин.

  6. 24.03.2020

    Keep An Eye Out For An Ear

    It’s week 2 of Noise Boi QUARANTINE, and the guitarless Bois are in mostly good spirits. This is due in no small part to a visit from their good friend, Lemmy Killmeister of Motörhead! Joel talks mostly about the world going to Hell, and Dave talks mostly about Doom Eternal. Gary is the only one with an instrument, so truly we are all DOOOOOOMED! BOIS TOUCH BASEWhich Smash Bros. character is each Boi?Dave can’t accept the reality of our situationDoomey Dave’s dummy brain is all DOOM DOOM DOOM!Gary’s health updateUPDATE: A YEAR LONG WEEKTrapt are going quarantine stir crazyEarly file sharing band scamsUsing file sharing to “listen before you buy”?LIVE STREAMING CONCERTSCro-Mags beefy boyBen Gibbard’s daily Death Cab“Coronavirus (Come Get Me)” by Ben GibbardBen Gibbard’s Virus Medley WHAT’S EVERYONE DOING WITH THEIR ISOLATION?Rekindling abandoned video gamesGod is a mischievous scampBrian May’s is a delicious stewWhat food would Bois be?Brian May’s plea to the worldBLIMEY, MATE! BARBECUE! Blimey, mate. Barbecue. Blimey, mate! Barbecue!BLIMEY, MATE! BARBECUE!MORE CANCELLATIONSEurovision cancelledGlastonbury cancelledRemembering The Reading Festival in the 90sIs Idles the NOW version of punk?How high should you wear your guitar?PORN CANCELLED?!?!?Noise Hole ASMRLEMMY’S RETRO RUNDOWNWhat kind of food is Lemmy?Legend of Ozzy 8-bit video gameLemmy’s thoughts on the pandemicBrutal LegendYellowed/discolored consolesCopying CDs in the before timesLemmy and Harley from Cro-MagsLemmy’s Punk/Metal Cribs ShowLemmy and Dave celebrate Doom Day!“Get More Hole In The World” Celebrity Charity Single

    1 ч. 50 мин.

  7. 17.03.2020

    Filipino Cave Terror Noises

    The Bois are on QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN! They don’t have any guitars, but they still have the power of speech, and are still able to use that power to abuse and berate Gary (who still has his drums, and a limited oxygen supply remaining). Lather up with hand sanitizer, Noise Bois, this is gonna be a weird one. BIG BIG NEWS! Noise Hole Video! “Can We Write An Old Green Day Song?” Crossbreeding Noise Bois with Richard DawkinsThe first guitarless Noise Hole?! The invention of the first guitarDreadnaught or B.C. Rich Warlock? Joel’s VacationDisney World triage A compromised Noise Hole?Gary’s in quarantineTrapped in a terror cave with Dave Lombardo of SlayerJoel is down with the sicknessIt’s getting weird out thereDave’s empty gymBeefy boys in the time of a pandemicArby’s new Midnight Monster Meat Menace Entertainment is cancelled due to CoronavirusKISS is a keystone speciesAll movies are cancelled until further notice Talk shows are cancelledAll Festivals are cancelledQuarantine is definitely already a bandRock and Roll Hall of Fame Ceremony cancelledConventions are OVER!LiveNation cancels ALL TOURS!Are Dave and Joel missing any shows due to cancellations?Our new potential business venturewww.pedophilesandwiches.com Can we replace Gary when he dies?Noise Boi QuestionsCover songs that are better than the original?Foo FightersMe First and The Gimme GimmesMegadethMistakes left in the songListening to non-english speaking bands?Ska-P (Spanish Ska)Wizo (German Punk)Cyclamen (Japanese Prog Metal)Do friends buy clothes for each other?A Noise Boi buys us a new domain!

    1 ч. 25 мин.

  8. 03.03.2020

    Bernie Bear and BlooBloo

    Grab your early voting ballots, Noise Bois, because this episode gets a little political. You might as well grab your tissues too, as the Bois talk extensively about having dead dads… but in a funny way? Don’t worry. It’s a good time. Harmonized introductionsDave’s new whammy super powerDivebombs improve “Let It Be” by The BeatlesDivebombs improve “Paranoid” by Black Sabbath Gary’s had too many eggsDivebombs improve “Say It Ain’t So” by WeezerDead Dad DudesThe Bois try to deal with Gary, despite having dead bio-dads“Daddy Is Dead” by WeezerDave and Joel’s experience with dead dadsDave interviews for a new jobGuitar BoisBreaking bad news with sweet divebombsDave’s personal guitar aesthetic is sharp and purpleJimmy Hendrix’s teeth-playingWhy is Joel a Fender/Music Man guy?The sordid story of Leo FenderDave translates Joel’s rage for GaryGood Times vs. The News“Gimme Good Times” by The Bad News BoisMaddow gives Joel the bluesBBC news is impartial and droll The Queen’s fetish filmsDave’s Enhanced WankeryNoise Boi QuestionsIs The Noise Hole educational?Kidz Bop versions of songsIs Lorde appropriate for 1st graders?“All The Small Things” by Bern-182 ft. Senator Bernie Sanders and Michael BloombergBernie Bear and BlooBloo“86 (Mumbled Version)” by Green DayWhat is Bernie doing to the cool kids? Wrappin’ it up“Welcome to Computing Machine” by Pink Floyd“Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois) [ULTIMATE DIVEBOMB VERSION]” by The Noise Hole ft. Senator Bernie Sanders

    58 мин.
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Dave McElfatrick and Joel Watson, two of the comedic minds behind the wildly popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoons, love playing guitar, love rock and roll and especially love making noise. Join Dave and Joel in The Noise Hole as they explore the music that defined their generation, recount famous and infamous rock star stories, and exorcise their personal rock and roll demons, all while improvising songs with a full band! It’s an hilarious celebration of alt. rock, grunge, punk, pop, emo, heavy metal and all things ROCK AND ROLL!

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