Big Soy Naturals Virgil Masters and Kendall Kennedy

From February 12th, 2023: If you were educated in the Failure Lorenz School of Journalism, it makes sense that you would see like three videos on TikTok and decide it’s indicative of a sweeping trend. After all, you only ever exist by hating outside the clubs you can’t get in. We take a critical look at this alleged “e-girl military psyop” trend and, using the immortal science, declare the US military to be in its flop era. Empire in decline vibes, indeed. Put your dicks away and pick up a copy of Imperialism, the Highest Stage of Capitalism instead. While you’re at it, cancel your subscription to the New Dork Crimes and give your money to us instead.
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Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, if you are reaching thirty, put down the Werther's Originals! This is an emergency and you need to start shaking some ass at the club. In this episode, Kenny and Virgil are joined by aesthetic scholar and TikTok Icon, Laura aka Cyberexboyfriend, to talk about nostalgia cycles, billboard charts, fast fashion, and how the means of production makes 29 year olds start thinking they are old and ready for death.\
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Works Cited and Further Reading:
Survey of the Best and Worst Decades (YouGov)
1800s Womenswear (Fashion History Timeline)
Shein's Average Shopper Spends $100 a month on clothes)

From May 21, 2023: In this episode, Kenny and Virgil break down the vigilante culture behind Citizen, Nextdoor, and Ring. We get into why and how these companies capitalize on your fear and paranoia, while successfully pitting communities against one another. We also give you social-anxiety babes a lil advice on how to build up the courage to just ask your neighbor for a cup of sugar.
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Works Cited and Further Reading:
Vigilante app removed from apple store
Citizen lays off employees
Citizen usage in Philly
False Arrest Due to Racial profiling - Citizen
Nextdoor CEO admits fault for racist biases
Citizen app does not promote public safety
LAPD + Citizen
Citizen crime alerts
How crime tracking apps create a culture of fear and incite panic
Citizen app employees mental health
Inside the Citizen App

From April 23, 2022:
In part two of the Parasocial Power Hour, [the podcaster formally known as] Ceres talks about their travels for the past six weeks on their E̶a̶t̶ ̶P̶r̶a̶y̶ ̶L̶o̶v̶e̶ Smoke Rave Chillax journey. They talk about their thrilling adventures through being held on trial at the Tenderqueer Tribunal, worshiping the moon, and taking shrooms. Like if Hunter S. Thompson was hot.
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*Travis Morrison voice* Youuuu are invited…to listen to this announcement as it pertains to Virgil’s Celebrity Book Club and Kenny’s Kino Eye.
If you want to accept your invitation to either offering:
Join our DiscordGet in on our PatreonHere is Kenny’s letterboxd profile if you want to follow their monthly film lists + reviews there as well.
I also have a letterboxd but I haven’t watched a film since March. Sorry. I’m too busy expanding my brain with the written word, and the real truth is I don’t have health insurance anymore so there are no more attention fixing drugs for me to take in order to enjoy a little focused film experience. ☹ InshAllah I become gainfully employed or rich from content so that can change soon.
If you liked the today’s included musical offering, you should check out the band OGRE, which is helmed by the universally acclaimed voice you will recognize from today’s song and the BSN theme.
Those of you clamoring for a Producer LAIN curated content experience should stay tuned for future announcements! For the meantime, you can show your respect by playing Fortnite with her in our discord.
Don’t forget to donate to the fundraiser for our friends who have been displaced in Gaza! The Himdan Family is fundraising to afford basic supplies. We also ask you to please share the link as widely as possible so their goal can be reached soon.
OKAY BYE!
♡ Virgil

Kenny and Virgil don some overalls and get to work! They help the feeble and sickly Bolsonaro launder some cows to get them squeaky clean. Your favorite they-devils peer down using satellite imagery to analyze the dairy and beef industry within the Amazon Rainforest. Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, they find more than just one Inconvenient Truth. Deforestation, milk taxonomy, cow fraud and yes, those pesky government cheese caves. You won't want to miss this.
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Works Cited:
Amazon Deforestation Satellite Study
Protected areas still used to produce Brazil's cattle (Conservation Letters Journal)
Deforestation Linked to Agriculture (WRI)
Cattle Production at a Glance (USDA)
How Illegal Land Grabs in Brazil's Amazon Feed the Global Beef Industry (OCCRP)
Slaughtering in the Amazon (Greenpeace)
Brazil cuts environment budget despite climate summit pledge
Brazil sacks officials who curbed deforestation on Amazon indigenous lands
Emails Show the Meatpacking Industry Drafted an Executive Order to Keep Plants Open
Examining the Decline in U.S. Per Capita Consumption of Fluid Cow’s Milk, 2003–18
Government Recommended Dietary Guidelines
Fluid Milk Consumption Continues Downward Trend, Proving Difficult to Reverse
Aubrey Plaza Wood for Milking Commercial
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