Built to Succeed

On this episode I deliver one of my most heartfelt monologues.  I didn't want to talk about it a whole bunch in this episode description because I thought it would cheapen it.  Then after thinking about it for a few minutes, I decided that I wanted to cheapen it so I wrote up all these pages of gibberish.  So much so that the people at the [podcast distribution corporation] told me I was at risk of violating my contract so I said "oh yeah?!  Well you're at risk of violating this contract!!" and then I pulled my pants down and gestured towards them while waving my buttocks.  764 episodes and this is the first time I've used the word "buttocks" in the description!!  That settles it folks.  This truly is a magical episode!

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