Carpool Chuckle Contest - Daily Jokes for Kids The Tickle Pickle

Send us a funny text!"Learning about turtles and tortoises and efforts to protect them. Ready for a slow and steady laugh? After the joke, you’ve got five seconds to shell out the right answer. Ready to win the race to fun?1st Joke: Why did the turtle never finish the race?2nd Joke: What do turtles use to communicate?3rd Joke: Why don't turtles like fast food?4th Joke: What's a turtle's favorite sandwich?5th Joke: Why did the turtle go to the party?Today's Riddle: I'm not a turtle, but I shar...

Send us a funny text!"Celebrating the variety of life on Earth and the importance of conservation. Ready for a diverse laugh? After the joke, you’ve got five seconds to bloom with the right answer. Ready to embrace the spectrum of fun?1st Joke: Why did the flower go to school?2nd Joke: Why are vegetable plants bad at playing music?3rd Joke: Why was the biodiversity party so loud?4th Joke: Why don't plants forget anything?5th Joke: What do you call an educated plant?Today's Riddle: I am home t...

Send us a funny text!"Recognizing the importance of clear communication and note-taking. Ready for a memorable quip? After the joke, you've got five seconds to jot down the right answer. Ready to make a note of fun?1st Joke: What do you call a piece of paper that can sing?2nd Joke: Why did the paper go to the gym?3rd Joke: What do you call a piece of paper with a great sense of humor?4th Joke: What’s a paper’s favorite type of music?5th Joke: What movie is about a notepad that lost its notes?...

Send us a funny text!"Raising awareness about the importance of bees and pollination. Ready for a buzzing challenge? After the joke, you've got five seconds to pollinate the punchline. Ready to swarm into fun?1st Joke: Why do bees have sticky hair?2nd Joke: What did the bee say to the flower?3rd Joke: Why did the bee start a chat show?4th Joke: Why don't bees plan ahead?5th Joke: What's a bee's favorite sport?Today's Riddle: Small but mighty, buzzing with life, I spread life's sweetness, amid...

Send us a funny text!"Promoting cycling as a healthy and sustainable form of transportation. Ready for a wheelie good time? After the joke, you’ve got five seconds to sprint to the right answer. Ready to gear up for giggles?1st Joke: Why did the bike apply for a job?2nd Joke: Why don't bicycles stand up by themselves?3rd Joke: Why did the bicycle get a speeding ticket?4th Joke: Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles?5th Joke: What does a bicycle call its dad?Today's Riddle: I hold ...

Send us a funny text!"Encouraging visits to museums to learn about art, history, and science. Ready for an enlightening laugh? After the joke, you’ve got five seconds to piece together the historical punchline. Ready to delve into fun?1st Joke: Why don't museums ever get bored?2nd Joke: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?3rd Joke: Why did the painting go to jail?4th Joke: What did the sculpture say to the museum visitor?5th Joke: Why was the ancient pottery so broke?Today'...