Celebrations and Celebrity Status

Hi friends!

Welcome back to another instalment of Tom and Zoë doing some reporting on all things celebrations! Strap in for out first guest/not guest @jesswildthing for her 1 line debut! We've also had pancakes on the brain and Zoë gets flowers from a man who isn't Tom. Importantly, we'll be introducing the "Shania Shower".

We've also got reports on:

• Partying in your 90s
• Housing complex gatherings with lethal advice
• Dogs at housewarming parties
• Star signs and celebrity status

There's also a quick check-in re: red, green and beige flags.

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