Centaurs with Keytars

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Centaurs with Keytars

A comedy podcast that, between the silliness, attempts to have realistic discussions about important parts of life.

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  1. 2019/04/09

    Which Monster Would You Like to Grab a Drink With?

    Well, which one??!!!!!????  GOD, I LOVE PUNCTUATION!!!!!ew!!wr@@@ Old friend Napkin Reynolds and I discuss this in graphic detail, in addition to whether it's best to die on the moon or the bottom of the ocean, and who should have won the 1999 Daytime Emmy for best game show. Thanks again to Frances and the Foundation for the use of our theme song, their track "Hey Man!" Check Frances and the Foundation out on these social platforms below to find out how and where to buy some of their shit.  I know one place in particular--this service you are using now!!!  Check them out on iTunes and Spotify!  If you're already using one of those services to read this, you're mere buttons or keys away! Instagram: www.instagram.com/francesandthefoundation/ Twitter: @francesfndation Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/FrancesFoundation/ Tinder: Swipe right

    43 分鐘
  2. Skunks, scares and sound!

    2019/04/01

    Skunks, scares and sound!

    A wild accusation of abandonment in the face of rabid skunks.  I deny this, and demand an investigation!  WHO WERE THE SKUNK LEAKERS, HUH?!! Janie Idaho and I discuss scary parts of our childhood compared to scary parts of adulthood, and then get wildy off-track discussing college, vomit, and sex toy parties.   The sound is a little wonky, and I deeply apologize.  Next week may be a little rough as well but I'm working on it as best as I can, I promise!  Thank you for your patience in the meantime!  You are ALL my favorite Keytars!  Every one of you is my personal favorite! Thanks again to Frances and the Foundation for the use of our theme song, their track "Hey Man!" Check them Frances and the Foundation on these social platforms below to find out how and where to buy some of their shit.  I know one place in particular--this service you are using now!!!  They are playing Radio Cafe in Nashville, Tennessee on Friday, April 5th, so get yourself ready for a hell of a rock and roll show by checking them out on iTunes and Spotify!  If you download their songs, be comforted in knowing I make no profit off of that. Instagram: www.instagram.com/francesandthefoundation/ Twitter: @francesfndation Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/FrancesFoundation/

    49 分鐘

  3. 2019/03/25

    Dating Advice, or Release the Mueller Report to the Public

    Release the Mueller Report to the public.  But first... A dating advice episode with my ex-wife?  What a country! Yep, we thought this would be a good idea so we did it.  Had a lot of fun, and you might as well!  Hear some stories about a handkerchief fetish, when to disconnect on Facebook from an ex, and coughs and sniffles I forgot to edit. Head on over to The Best Show as well to hear me try to be funny for about two minutes. Release the Mueller Report to the public.   Thanks again to Frances and the Foundation for the use of our theme song, their track "Hey Man!" Check them Frances and the Foundation on these social platforms below to find out how and where to buy some of their shit.  I know one place in particular--this service you are using now!!!  They are playing Radio Cafe in Nashville, Tennessee on Friday, April 5th, so get yourself ready for a hell of a rock and roll show by checking them out on iTunes and Spotify!  If you download their songs, be comforted in knowing I make no profit off of that. Release the Mueller Report to the public. Instagram: www.instagram.com/francesandthefoundation/ Twitter: @francesfndation Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/FrancesFoundation/ Release the Mueller Report to the public.

    1 小時

  4. 2019/03/16

    My Old Friend Simba the Dinosaur

    The beginning of the pseudonymns!  Or continuation?  But anyways, Simba the Dinosaur is here!  He (or she) is not really a dinosaur, though.  See if you can follow along with these clues provided through the episode! Listen as we re-trace the fabric of our friendship!  Our move to LA, our doomed feature film "Ron is an Island," and those horses I found in a cave once are just a few topics we cover. Thanks again to Frances and the Foundation for the use of our theme song, their track "Hey Man!" Check them Frances and the Foundation on these social platforms below to find out how and where to buy some of their shit.  I know one place in particular--this service you are using now!!!  They're on iTunes and Spotify, just like us!  Buy songs from them AND subscribe to our podcast, all in one spot! Instagram: www.instagram.com/francesandthefoundation/ Twitter: @francesfndation Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/FrancesFoundation/ McAfee Anti-Virus: Didn't that guy kill someone?  Don't trust that anti-virus

    1 小時 1 分鐘

  5. 2019/03/11

    Point Break vs Tango & Cash

    Oh yeah!  The first match-up of The Bad Movie Bracket is here!  Mothers, lock up your daughters!  Bad movies are here!  But seriously, there are a lot of bad dudes in the movies on here, and they do not respect women as individuals and consider them more like property.  It's in everyone's best interest to lock them up. Who will win?  Do the Red Herring Chili Peppers help take Point Break over the wave, or do Tango and Cash earn another front page story with the headline "Hero Cops Triumph Again!" Check out the full bracket listings on our website, centaurswithkeytars.com, under the most recent blog posting!   Thanks again to Frances and the Foundation for the use of our theme song, their track "Hey Man!" Check them Frances and the Foundation on these social platforms below to find out how and where to buy some of their shit.  I know one place in particular--this service you are using now!!!  They're on iTunes and Spotify, just like us!  Buy songs from them AND subscribe to our podcast, all in one spot! Instagram: www.instagram.com/francesandthefoundation/ Twitter: @francesfndation Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/FrancesFoundation/ Google: Search Frances and the Foundation.  If they ask you if you meant to type "Francis and the Foundation", tell Google to go to hell!  Is there a spot on the site to do that?

    1 小時 8 分鐘

  6. 2019/03/08

    Prelude to Point Break vs Tango & Cash

    It's the introduction to our Bad Movie Bracket!  Trademarked?  Sure.  Tm.   I thought it'd be nice to give you a little content to introduce a new feature on the show that's coming up in a couple of days where we talk about a couple of.... classic films?  What would you do if accused of a crime you didn't commit?  And could you make a modern day Sylvester Stallone/Kurt Russell buddy action movie?  I mean, the universal you.  But you could probably make this as well if you had enough cocaine and tanks. ALSO want to give mad props to our friends at FRANCES AND THE FOUNDATION who have a show this Friday, March 8th, at The East Room in Nashville, Tennessee!!  I'm flooding the show like it's the 50 year storm with my favorite songs of theirs!   Hey Man! The Background! Plant the Seed!  They do Fight Club shit in their video! Check them out at their social media homes below!   Instagram: www.instagram.com/francesandthefoundation/ Twitter: @francesfndation Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/FrancesFoundation/ Check them out on iTunes and Spotify!  And, also, us!  We're there, too!  Subscribe and rate them and I might win a free iPad!!!!!

    35 分鐘
  7. Marriage

    2019/02/28

    Marriage

    Marriage.  The road most travelled.  Just great. I talk to a lot of people I like to hear from about marriage.  It's a theme episode. The theme is marriage. Thanks again to Frances and the Foundation for... um... ubiquitously lettin us use "Hey Man" off their album "Nothing is Perfect, Everything is Fine!" as our intro song.  No thanks again to Ubiquitous Synergy Seeker for not letting us use the word "ubiquitously".  You don't own that word.  The world owns that word!  So I'm using it!  Me and Herman Melville! Check them Frances and the Foundation on these social platforms to find out how and where to buy some of their shit. Instagram: www.instagram.com/francesandthefoundation/ Twitter: @francesfndation Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/FrancesFoundation/ Snap Weasel: Patent it before I do!

    1 小時 9 分鐘
  8. Toxic

    2019/02/19

    Toxic

    Toxins all over this mug!  Toxic relationships (with humans AND cats)!  Toxic president!  Toxic raps!  Toxic interviews with beloved comedy icons!  Toxic cobra farms!  See, that's why I called this episode Toxic!  Makes a lot of sense! We have a new theme song!  Frances and the Foundation graciously let us use "Hey Man" off their album "Nothing is Perfect, Everything is Fine!"  Check them out on these social platforms.  I hear social media is the wave of the future... Instagram: www.instagram.com/francesandthefoundation/ Twitter: @francesfndation Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/FrancesFoundation/ Zoobilee Zunk: Not a thing

    44 分鐘

  9. 2019/02/14

    Monstars Win!

    History shows how far we've come on race relations, and how far we need to go.  Also, basketball and some brief vomit. If you liked the music featured in this podcast and want to learn more about them, I would encourage you to do so!  Great musicians, and even better people! Thanks to Pamper the Madman who gave us permission to use "She Showed Up," off their self-title album.  Like them on Facebook by clicking here and then, you know, click Like Page.  Or just Like.  Who knows, Facebook could have new settings by the time you read this. Also a big thank you to the Frances & The Foundation for the song that closed us out tonight and will be our intro song moving forward, "Hey Man," off their album "Nothing is Perfect, Everything is Fine".  Follow them on Twitter @francesfndation!  How cool are they?  Because of them, I signed up for Instagram!  Me!  Zuck for life over here with an Insty!  Check them out on their page!  Just click page!  Aren't hyperlinks rad?  Oh, and they're on Zuck's shit too.

    48 分鐘

  10. 2019/02/08

    First Episode

    Oh boy, everything is going to be all right...

    43 分鐘
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簡介

A comedy podcast that, between the silliness, attempts to have realistic discussions about important parts of life.

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  • 創作者
    Castos
  • 活躍年代
    2019年
  • 集數
    10
  • 年齡分級
    兒少不宜
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    Centaurs with Keytars

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