Chapter 15: Boogey Knights

Imagine Dungeons

What the Groka did you just Groking say about me, you little Boogeyman? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Adventurer’s Guild, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Dragon Skeletons, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top bowman in the entire Guild. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the Groka out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Eberron, mark my Groking words. You think you can get away with saying that Groke to me over the Ethereal Plane? Think again, Groka. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Eberron and your presence is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, vampire. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're Groking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of all 4 of my friends and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little Groke. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" planeswalking was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your Groking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you DM-damn idiot. I will Groke fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're Groking dead, Groka.

Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! Our story takes place in the world of Eberron, and our DM is Gage Kell. Donyark Ghaash'kalla is played by Carter Willis, Fiddlesticks is played by Jordan Wonders, Ridley Fontina is played by Vince Kelly, Sue is played by Mariah Kelly, and Glintwood Thistlewick is played by Justin Dozier.

Original music by Justin Dozier.

Additional music by Monument Studios and Ovani Sound.



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