110 episodes

Classroom Crush is a podcast hosted by Rebecca Bulnes about the heartbreaking, embarrassing, formative memories of childhood crushes. Every week Rebecca talks to an interesting guest about one of their most memorable crushes from their early life, and how they influenced their perspective on love.

Classroom Crush Classroom Crush

    • Comedy
    • 4.8 • 114 Ratings

Classroom Crush is a podcast hosted by Rebecca Bulnes about the heartbreaking, embarrassing, formative memories of childhood crushes. Every week Rebecca talks to an interesting guest about one of their most memorable crushes from their early life, and how they influenced their perspective on love.

    Well There WAS Puking with Marissa Goldman

    Well There WAS Puking with Marissa Goldman

    What else do you need to know? I'm back post-punch and am uploading this soooo late because life is crazy. But you know what's also crazy? How funny and cool MARISSA GOLDMAN is!! Yes we're talking anxious puking yes we're talking migraines yes the body continues to keep the score. Plus: "Super Sex", weed nights, and so much more!



    Follow Marissa on instagram here: @themediawitch_

    • 1 hr 28 min
    Two Churches, One Boy with Niles Abston

    Two Churches, One Boy with Niles Abston

    Weeee're back with a normal episode! Only trauma in THIS one is the formative identity stuff! Classic CC for ya. Though someone DOES get beat up. This week I'm so thrilled to have writer/comedian/filmmaker extraordinaire Niles Abston on the pod! We're talking young crushes, growing up in a small town in the South, fitting into a predominantly white school, the Athlete Identity, dating a misfit cheerleader, the confusion of completely different church experiences, the pastor track, and soooo much more!



    Donate to his film fundraiser here! : https://seedandspark.com/fund/98honda#story



    Watch his special here! :

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=I_R1nfULF_uIZz4d&v=J3JOUtnGqzs&feature=youtu.be

    • 1 hr 15 min
    A Serious Episode About Serious Things

    A Serious Episode About Serious Things

    And despite my tone, I am being serious!

    TW: public assault, blood, discussion of drug use and overdose

    I tried my best to be as candid as possible about some stuff I'm still processing, as they say...but I hope this can all be an ongoing conversation, and I hope we can figure some stuff out together? Ultimately I hope we can love each other enough to challenge the way we've been taught to relate...And to recognize who and what benefits from an unending cycle of violence. Safety is a relationship between people, and it cannot be realized by a system built on the oppression of those people.



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    Links:

    The Secret, Silent Echo Of An Overdose by Alan Hanson:

    https://takesurfacestreets.substack.com/p/the-secret-silent-echo-of-an-overdose



    Alan's substack: https://takesurfacestreets.substack.com/



    More writing: https://muckrack.com/alan-hanson/articles

    • 54 min
    The Body Has Chemicals with Lily Reed

    The Body Has Chemicals with Lily Reed

    This week I’m thrilled to have miss LILY REED on the podcast! We’re talking all the health/relationship updates before getting into Lily’s crush history! This ep’s got it all:  G-g-g-gay thoughts, armpit hair public humiliation, Mischa Barton aspirations, being thrust into sexuality amidst a culture of non-consent and pressure , macaroni dates, looking for your Ezra Koenig and settling for Smoker Boy, when feminism meant being like boy, Rebecca's jealous history, obsessive control and first date micromanagement, body image, sexual identity and orientation, avoiding uncertainty, self diagnosis, self love, and sooooooo much more! We’re going through it but we are also distinctly working it out. Get into it. 



    You can follow Lily on all platforms at: @bonesauce94

    • 1 hr 38 min
    Young & Sexy & Crazy to the Max w/ Rachel Coster

    Young & Sexy & Crazy to the Max w/ Rachel Coster

    Today I'm SO glad to be joined by my sister in depression and hilarious hottie, Rachel Coster! What's up with being 27 in 2023 and feeling mentally unhinged?? We get into it!! Also- Rachel's mile a minute crushing history, finding a spin on anyone, being a weirdo, being horny, handling rejection, yes, older men of course, the responsibility of love, accidental (?) sex presh from your mom, Rachel proves my longstanding theory that going to London solves crushing woes (they love a rude girl innit), why is it literally high school right now and SORRY if I talked about this last time, discovering you're young and hot and can do whatever, falling in love with yourself and finding your way BACK to yourself. In this ep we are SOWING SEEDS okay? For our health.



    Follow Rachel on insta at: @rachelcoster

    Stream Outdoor Lover!!

    • 1 hr 10 min
    Every Mans with Julian Hernandez

    Every Mans with Julian Hernandez

    CLASSROOM CRUSH HAS LOGGED BACK ON, STUDENTS!! Join me in the chat with fellow multifaceted Cuban, comedian, your mans and mines, Julian Hernandez!! We’re coming in hot and spicy with the first gen Cuban complexes and hearts full of sweet sweet (oft misguided) love. Julian is telling me all about self fulfilling white girl prophecies, denial of self, putting yourself out there at all costs, (cw!) high school eating disorder and bad dad advice, being hard on yourself, conditional love, power dynamics, self realization, being enough and being REAL, bro. Just kinda an insane banger of an episode if you ask me. Love yourself.



    Check out Julian's solo show at Littlefield in BK 5/30: https://littlefieldnyc.com/event/?wfea_eb_id=627134926447

    aaand in LA at The Yard 6/2: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/jooby-a-variety-show-done-by-just-one-guytm-tickets-627407331217



    (We The Best) MUSIC:



    Change Your Mind - The Killers

    Romeo + Juliet - The Killers (Dire Straights cover)

    Why Bother? - Weezer

    • 1 hr 31 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
114 Ratings

114 Ratings

Bes Jensen ,

Crush content is the best!

The new episodes are SO GOOD. I’m laughing, I’m learning, I’m listening!! Austin and Maggie are killer first guests, can’t wait for more episodes!

bbFAN28 ,

Self centered nonsense

First and last episode. Listened to the Hayes Davenport episode and she barely asked him questions or let him tell his stories because she wouldn’t stop derailing him to talk about herself and the much older men (creepy) who fall in love with her and then read fawning text messages that she weirdly STILL has ready to go. This podcast really seemed like a way for her to humble-brag about how “cool” she thinks she is rather than actually listen to other peoples stories. Even the guest seemed uncomfortable a lot of the time. It was all over the place and annoying. Felt like I was was like listening to an overly excited teenager rambling for an hour.

Noah F.S ,

Losing my mind about the preview

FIVE STARS BECAUSE THE SHOW IS FINALLY BACK. So happy😭😭😭😭😭

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