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THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

Dam Internet, You Scary‪!‬ Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 1K Ratings

THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

    Ayahuasca Experiences, Psychic Insights, and Balinese Traditions on DIYS w/Nina Galy

    Ayahuasca Experiences, Psychic Insights, and Balinese Traditions on DIYS w/Nina Galy

    Embracing a Multifaceted Lifestyle: From Bali Real Estate to Psychedelic Journeys

    The pursuit of a balanced and enriched lifestyle often leads individuals down multifarious paths. On Dam Internet, You Scary's latest segment, a tapestry of topics was discussed that spanned personal growth, health, cultural explorations, and the adventurous realm of psychedelic experiences.

    The Allure of Bali Life and Russian Cultural Musings
    Bali, with its pristine beaches and vibrant culture, isn't just a tropical paradise; it has become a residential haven for many, including Russians seeking solace from conflict. The conversation divulged a peek into Nina's intriguing relationship dynamics as a solo polyamorous individual, navigating connections amidst the surge of newcomers in Bali. Nina's laid-back discussions about dating life, including Russians with starkly differing personalities, not only painted a picture of the dating scene but also highlighted the stark cultural

    • 1 hr 14 min
    Pimpin' Rides, Charged Roads, and Tiger's Revenge on DIYS w/Q

    Pimpin' Rides, Charged Roads, and Tiger's Revenge on DIYS w/Q

    "Pimp My Ride,Still Pimpin',Eclipse,Celestial Phenomenon,Detroit,Electric Car,Charging Road,Tiger,Vengeance,Internet Mysteries,Bizarre Stories,Podcast,Patrick Cloud,Tahir Moore,Guest,Cosmic Wonders,Custom Cars,Sustainable Transportation,Environmental Innovation,Urban Infrastructure,Mythology,Ancient Legends,Celestial Events,Urban Legends,Wildlife Encounters,Vehicular Evolution,Reality TV,Technology,Cosmic Mysteries",dam internet you scary

    • 1 hr 10 min
    Haunted Doll Island and Portals to Arizona on DIYS w/Herman Wrice

    Haunted Doll Island and Portals to Arizona on DIYS w/Herman Wrice

    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

    Guest: Herman Wrice
    https://www.instagram.com/hermanwrice

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    • 1 hr 18 min
    Luxury, Lies, and Corporate Cover-Ups

    Luxury, Lies, and Corporate Cover-Ups

    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

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    Welcome to "Dam Internet, You Scary!" – the podcast where hosts Patrick and Tahir fearlessly dive into the depths of the internet's strangest and most spine-tingling stories. Join us on a rollercoaster ride through the bizarre, the eerie, and the downright terrifying as we peel back the layers of the web's darkest mysteries.

    In this episode, we're uncovering some truly hair-raising tales that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world around you. First up, brace yourselves for the shocking account of a man who found himself on the wrong end of a scorpion's sting – right in the nether regions – during a stay at a Las Vegas hotel. We'll dissect the details of this harrowing ordeal and explore the bizarre circumstances that led to such an unlikely encounter.

    But that's just the tip of the iceberg. Prepare to be astounded as we shine a light on the world of overpriced oddities peddled by luxury brands, from Supreme's $40 brick to other mind-bogglingly extravagant items that defy all reason. Join us as we unpack the psychology behind these outlandish purchases and attempt to make sense of a world where a simple brick can command such an exorbitant price tag.

    In a twist that will send shivers down your spine, we'll delve into the tragic fate of a Boeing whistleblower whose mysterious death raises chilling questions about the lengths powerful entities will go to silence dissent. From corporate cover-ups to sinister conspiracies, we'll unravel the web of deceit surrounding this troubling case and examine the sinister forces at play.

    And finally, we'll explore the unsettling allegations that the CIA may have been secretly surveilling the legendary James Brown, delving into the murky world of government espionage and its implications for privacy and freedom. From covert operations to clandestine surveillance, we'll pull back the curtain on the hidden forces that shape our world.

    So buckle up and prepare for a wild ride through the darkest corners of the internet. "Dam Internet, You Scary!" is here to challenge your perceptions and leave you questioning everything.

    • 1 hr 13 min
    Are Five People Really A Cult? on DIYS w/ Sam Salem

    Are Five People Really A Cult? on DIYS w/ Sam Salem

    Join Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud on the latest Dam Internet, You Scary! episode as they delve into animated classics and engage in quirky debates. Don't miss out on their witty banter and unique takes on everything from DreamWorks movies to unexpected insurance sagas.
    - Dive into discussions on favorite DreamWorks films, with "How to Train Your Dragon" soaring high on Rotten Tomatoes rankings.
    - Laugh along with our hosts and guest Sam as they invent and explore the world of fake slang and its infiltration into everyday language.
    - Tackle the hilarious hypothetical of defending against a grizzly bear using a mix of fierce animals on a restricted budget.
    - Get a surprising lesson on cults, healthcare woes, and an insurance blunder involving a tree-throwing contest champion.

    • 1 hr 7 min
    Will Tik Tok Be Banned and Pat Tat Pact on DIYS w/Amber Wallin

    Will Tik Tok Be Banned and Pat Tat Pact on DIYS w/Amber Wallin

    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

    Guest: Amber Wallin  @ItsAmberWallin  
    https://www.instagram.com/burr_iam
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    Join hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore, with guest Amber Wallin, in an episode that traverses a minefield of today's hot topics and personal adventures. From social media to extravagant frauds, get ready for a ride through the bizarre and the humorous.
    - Dive into the debate over TikTok's potential ban, the political motivations behind it, and its ripple effects on content creators like Amber.
    - Unpack the peculiar news story about two women who carted around a corpse for cash, and the reactions this macabre scenario elicited from our hosts.
    - Explore the scandalous tale of Bishop Whitehead's embezzlement and the irony of his flashy facade versus his pastoral role.
    - Discuss Mike Tyson's continued influence in boxing, the lucrative allure of exhibition matches, and the rise of unconventional fighters like Jake Paul.
    - Gain insights into the podcast "Fly on the Wallin" by Amber, listen to the hosts' takes on vacation styles, and learn how many people have a tattoo representing Pat or his business entities. 

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    • 1 hr 21 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
1K Ratings

1K Ratings

sharae.c ,

Less talk of d*cks PLEASE

Long time listener since even Doboy was on, as of lately it’s seems there hasn’t been an episode where you guys don’t talk about d*cks or sex in some way. Not every conversation has to go that direction. It’s getting uncomfortable to where I just shut the podcast off.

nunu11nunu11 ,

No interviews

We don’t want interviews from random ppl, we want internet stories. Other than that I enjoy!

Browne592 ,

Fire! 🔥🔥🔥

I only listen to two podcasts on here. One is DIYS and the other is SquADD cast! You guys are really entertaining!

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