Dear God, Lettuce Pray

Santana Santana
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Dear God, Lettuce Pray

Hello and Welcome, Sinners and Saints to the Dear God, Lettuce Pray Podcast. The "Dear God Lettuce Pray" podcast is a divine podcast hosted by Santana, where biblical storytelling gets a hilarious twist. Join Santana on this spiritual journey as she shares laughter and wisdom from the stories of triumph over adversity. Please note : it’s not your average Sunday School lesson. Tune in now and subscribe on Spotify, YouTube and Apple Podcast. Follow on Instagram : @deargodlettucepray

  1. 06/21/2024

    Jesus is King--of Comedy | S1E10

    Welcome to "Dear God, Lettuce Pray," the podcast where faith meets fun, hosted by the ever-engaging Santana. Join us as we explore the Bible's deeper meanings through stories filled with humor, wit, and a touch of irreverence. Whether you’re a spiritual skeptic, a curious millennial, or just someone seeking a fresh perspective on ancient texts, this show is for you. In each episode, we unravel the cultural and historical context behind biblical events, making them relatable and enjoyable for today's listeners. This episode focuses on the wittier side of Jesus, highlighting moments where his humor shines through in his teachings and miracles. From turning water into wine at the wedding in Cana to walking on water and engaging with the Samaritan woman, we uncover the cleverness that made his messages memorable. If you enjoyed the show, consider supporting us by donating. Your contributions help us continue creating content that enlightens and entertains. Don’t forget to subscribe and follow us on Instagram and YouTube for updates, behind-the-scenes content, and more engaging discussions. Sponsorship packages are available if you want to partner with us. Spread kindness always and stay blessed! Credits: Host: Santana Producer: Yellabizbae Sound Design: Green Olive Media Follow us on Instagram: @DearGodLettucePray Subscribe on YouTube: Dear God, Lettuce Pray Podcast #FaithAndFun #BibleStories #SpiritualJourney #DearGodLettucePray

    14 min

  2. 06/07/2024 · BONUS

    Jesus, the King of Comedy | Promo Trailer

    You know what doesn't get talked about enough in the Christian community? That Jesus had jokes. He was in fact quite the jokester. Tune in to the next episode as we unpack biblical scripture that highlights the wittier side of Jesus. Please subscribe on Spotify, Apple Podcast and YouTube. Also follow us on Instagram : @deargodlettucepray Host : Santana Sound Design : Green Olive Media Edited by : Simone the Mastermind

    3 min

  3. 05/12/2024

    WTFaith Happened in Genesis? | S1E9

    Welcome to the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, where spirituality meets sass and biblical wisdom gets a millennial makeover. Join host Santana as she takes you on a cosmic journey through the ancient texts of the Bible, from Genesis to the book of Enoch, with a side of humor, insight, and a whole lot of groove. From the OG creation story to the celestial drama of fallen angels, Santana breaks down the Bible's juiciest tales, shedding light on heavenly tea while keeping it real and relatable for modern listeners. So, grab your Bible and tune in as we explore the divine disco of creation, the complexities of human nature, and the enduring presence of divine intervention. Hosted by: Santana Produced by: Simone Santana Sound Design : Green Olive Media Cover Art by: Yellabizbae Don't forget to hit subscribe and spread kindness always. Also, follow us on Instagram : @deargodlettucepray You can find the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast on Spotify, Apple Podcast, and YouTube.

    15 min

  4. 05/09/2024 · BONUS

    WTFaith Happened in Genesis? | Promo

    From the OG creation story to the celestial drama of fallen angels, Santana breaks down the Bible's juiciest tales, shedding light on heavenly mysteries while keeping it real and relatable for modern listeners. Get ready for a blend of educational insights, thought-provoking revelations, and comical commentary. [Promo Trailer] the Dear God, Lettuce Pray Podcast Hosted by : Simone Santana Cameo : King Jones Producer : Simone the Mastermind Sound Engineering : Green Olive Media

    3 min

  5. 05/02/2024

    Bromance Gone Wild | S1E8

    Greetings, celestial companions, and welcome to another illuminating episode of the "Dear God, Lettuce Pray" podcast! Today, we embark on a divine odyssey through the puzzling bond between David and Saul – a saga rich in intrigue, envy, and redemption. As your guide on this voyage, I'm Santana, your faithful curator of biblical narratives with a contemporary flair. Join me as we unravel the tapestry of this ancient tale, teasing out its timeless truths and provocative insights. The "Dear God, Lettuce Pray" podcast isn't your grandmother's Sunday school lesson – it's a sanctuary for seekers of wisdom and seekers of wit alike. Whether you're a devout believer or a curious skeptic, prepare to be challenged, enlightened, and entertained. Segment 01 - The Chosen One Introducing the story of Saul's coronation of becoming Israel's first king. Segment 02 - The Shepard’s Rise Shepard boy David gets his rise to fame and hand selected by Big G to carry out the missions that Saul just couldn't get right. Segment 03 - Seeds of Jealousy Saul became jealous of David--what a fun police. Segment 04 - Last Days How it ends for everyone involved. the Dear God, Lettuce Pray Podcast Episode Title : Bromance Gone Wild Hosted by : Simone Santana Producer : Simone the Mastermind Sound Engineering : Green Olive Media

    21 min

  6. 04/26/2024 · BONUS

    Bromance Gone Wild | Promo Trailer

    In a world where faith meets folly, and ancient tales collide with modern wit, comes a podcast unlike any other. Greetings, celestial companions! Welcome to the "Dear God, Lettuce Pray" podcast, where we embark on a divine odyssey through the epic saga of David and Saul. Here we are dropping a little trailer to hold you over for next week's episode release. Stay tuned on May 02, 2024 for Episode 08, titled, "Bromance Gone Wild". From the humble beginnings of Saul, the unsuspecting farmer turned king, to the rise of David, the shepherd boy turned national hero, join me, Santana, as we unravel the tangled web of jealousy, intrigue, and redemption. Prepare to laugh, learn, and be challenged as we journey through the biblical bromance of David and Saul. Subscribe now and join us on an adventure through the ages.

    5 min

  7. 04/13/2024

    Holy Bucks, No Blessings | S1E7

    Are you attending church but feeling unblessed and unimpressed ? That sucks. Join Santana in this episode of the "Dear God, Lettuce Pray" podcast, as we hilariously unravel the absurdity of the prosperity gospel. From promises of divine favor to the infamous "seed sowing" tactics, no scam is left unexposed. Plus, learn how to spot a prosperity gospel pastor faster than you can say "just copped a Lambo with the PPP." Get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe even rage a little as we uncover the holy bucks and no blessings of the prosperity gospel. Amen, anyone?

    17 min

  8. 04/11/2024

    Prophetic Vibes & Veggie Tribes | S1E6

    Ah, Daniel, the original influencer before Instagram made it cool. Picture this: Daniel, a young Judean lad, gets an unexpected one-way ticket to Babylon courtesy of King Nebuchadnezzar's "Diversify My Court" initiative. Now, Daniel wasn't just any Judean. He was the ancient equivalent of that friend who’s smart, good-looking, and with a diet plan that would make modern vegans nod in approval. Seriously, the guy turned down royal Happy Meals for veggies and water, and ended up healthier than everyone else. Talk about setting the original #HealthGoals. However, life wasn't all dream interpretations and vegetable platters for Daniel. He had his share of drama, including a stint in a lions' den because he wouldn't stop praying to God. The Book of Daniel continues to explore themes of faith, identity, and divine sovereignty through the experiences of Daniel and his fellow Jewish exiles in the Babylonian court. Through these narratives, the book offers insights into the challenges of maintaining one's faith and identity in the face of foreign domination and cultural assimilation. Tune in to today’s episode as we explore prophetic vibes and veggie tribes in the book of Daniel. Do not forget to subscribe on Spotify, Apple Podcast, and YouTube. Also please give us a follow on Instagram : @deargodlettucepray . If you would like to donate or sponsor an episode, please send an email to receive our sponsorship package.

    31 min
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Hello and Welcome, Sinners and Saints to the Dear God, Lettuce Pray Podcast. The "Dear God Lettuce Pray" podcast is a divine podcast hosted by Santana, where biblical storytelling gets a hilarious twist. Join Santana on this spiritual journey as she shares laughter and wisdom from the stories of triumph over adversity. Please note : it’s not your average Sunday School lesson. Tune in now and subscribe on Spotify, YouTube and Apple Podcast. Follow on Instagram : @deargodlettucepray

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  • Creator
    Santana Santana
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    13
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Santana Santana
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    Dear God, Lettuce Pray

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