Don't Be F*cking Weird

Sydne Leavitt and Kale Dean
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Don't Be F*cking Weird

Florida-bred childhood best friends, Kale and Sydne, unsolicitedly spill their thoughts and opinions, weird first hand stories, and their often controversial hot takes, on really, whatever they want. Join them as they discuss their own experiences on topics such as: the trials and tribulations of living in New York City, three steps to take if your house burns down during a global pandemic, what to do if you find your straight boyfriend on Grindr, and how to find humor in literally everything. Oversharing is their love language. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dbfw/support

  1. 50. cent

    JUN 6

    50. cent

    On episode fifty of Don’t Be F*****g Weird, Kale talks about weird things she has done for money over the years while Sydne mostly listens. Kale tells a few stories: One is about a time she secretly airbnb-ed out her aunts apartment, another is about a time she tried to find a sugar daddy to support her and her homeless ex-boyfriend, and another about a time she tried to start a business on Craigslist selling her urine. Sydne talks about how she didn’t really ever do anything weird for money and how she just got fired from lots of different jobs when she was younger. They also discuss: men who like to be degraded as their kink, the hustle culture of NYC psychics, and what to do if you ever find yourself sitting on a g*n when you get into your uber. Follow DBFW on Instagram @fuckingweirdpod and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dbfw/support

    1h 13m
  2. 49. tweets from deep fakes

    MAY 9

    49. tweets from deep fakes

    On episode forty nine of Don’t Be F*****g Weird, Kale and Sydne read off old tweets from each others twitter accounts dating back over a decade. They tell a story of being chased through Asheville by an uber driver who sent Sydne a d*ck pic, and why the illuminati will come after Kale if she talks shit about Beyonce. They also discuss what they think really happened to Kate Middleton, and also tell a story about how one time a guy thought Sydne was doing witchcraft to him, and whether or not it takes blind people longer to know that they are gay. Follow DBFW on Instagram @fuckingweirdpod and your hosts, Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dbfw/support

    1h 3m
  3. 48. hell or las vegas

    MAR 27

    48. hell or las vegas

    On episode forty eight of Don’t Be F*****g Weird, Kale and Sydne play a classic game of ‘would you rather’ where they ask each other questions. Sydne talks about her gambling strategy when at a casino, hiking, and she shares confidential top secret information that an uber driver in Las Vegas told her. Kale talks about her time spent with one of her best friends who was visiting NYC, she also says why she would rather hang out with Drake over Kanye, and she talks about being mistaken for a military veteran by a random man this past week. DBFW on Instagram and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dbfw/support

    1h 3m
  4. 47. tin foil thots

    FEB 21

    47. tin foil thots

    On episode forty seven of Don't be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about one of Sydne's favorite topics... conspiracy theories (again). They talk about the Montauk Project story that inspired Stranger Things, the dark side of luxurious Dubai vacations (TW), whether or not present-day Kanye West is the real Kanye West, and like five other conspiracy theories. They also talk about the joys of being a damsel in distress (occasionally) and why you should be worried if someone close to you starts to pursue a career in real estate. Hit our line: 929-464-6696 Follow DBFW on instagram @fuckingweirdpod and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dbfw/support

    1h 2m
  5. 46. villains are born on tinder

    FEB 7

    46. villains are born on tinder

    On episode forty six of Don’t Be F*****g Weird, Kale and Sydne tell stories about bizarre and funny first date encounters they’ve had in the past. They share stories about: a time they were coincidentally on a date at the same time at the same place, a time Kale introduced a guy to poppers on the first date, and a time Sydne found out it was the guys birthday as they were on the date. They also discuss: questions that you should be asking on your first dates, what to do if you find yourself accidentally fostering a puppy from a con artist, and how to beat the seasonal depression of winter in NYC. Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696.   Follow DBFW on social @fuckingweirdpod and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dbfw/support

    1h 13m
  6. 45. keep calm and psyop on

    JAN 30

    45. keep calm and psyop on

    On episode forty fIve of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about trends; their thoughts on current ones, which ones they like, and which ones they think people should just leave alone. They also talk about the time they got vaccinated in a bus outside of a Target in downtown Brooklyn, getting called White Trash, and spread more rumors (that may or may not be true) about who was on Epst*ein’s Island. Follow DBFW on Instagram @fuckingweirdpod and your hosts, Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dbfw/support

    1h 2m
  7. 44. back to basic

    JAN 26

    44. back to basic

    On episode forty four of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about what they’ve been up to the last few months, their predictions for 2024, and what they think is in and out for the coming year. Predictions include: Ron DeSantis becoming a woman, Doomsday bunkers, and the downfall of Gypsy Rose. They also talk about how flip flops, going to the mall, and microdosing are (seperately) all in; and why singing competition shows, being too online, and vegan food are out this year. Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696.   Follow DBFW on ig: @fuckingweirdpod and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dbfw/support

    1h 14m
  8. 43. bless this mess

    10/24/2023

    43. bless this mess

    On episode forty three of Don't be F*king Weird, Kale and Sydne have a guest all the way from Mexico, one of Sydne's best friends, JP. JP was deported two years ago so he shares what he's been up to while he has been in NYC. This episode is all over the place. Kale, Sydne and JP ask each other questions that everyone is dying to know such as: their biggest pet peeves, their death row meals, and whether they would take a billion dollars or live forever. JP also tells a story about being at a party full of furries and about falling asleep on the subway. Communication is so hot and we want to hear from you! Text us, sext us, leave voicemails, talk shit, send secrets or just say hi, our hotline number is 929-464-6696.   Follow DBFW on social @fuckingweirdpod and your hosts Sydne @sydneleavitt and Kale @kalethebean --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dbfw/support

    1h 9m
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Florida-bred childhood best friends, Kale and Sydne, unsolicitedly spill their thoughts and opinions, weird first hand stories, and their often controversial hot takes, on really, whatever they want. Join them as they discuss their own experiences on topics such as: the trials and tribulations of living in New York City, three steps to take if your house burns down during a global pandemic, what to do if you find your straight boyfriend on Grindr, and how to find humor in literally everything. Oversharing is their love language. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dbfw/support

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  • Creator
    Sydne Leavitt and Kale Dean
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2024
  • Episodes
    51
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Sydne Leavitt and Kale Dean
  • Show Website
    Don't Be F*cking Weird

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