Don't Make us do Ketamine! (it's about "...Jingle Bells?" by Barbra Streisand

Emily and Ky are dedicated to bringing you holiday joy, anytime, anywhere. They can do it in a van! They can do it! Yes they can! They can do it near, and far, but especially well right after closing down an open bar! Merry Christmas, Cephelopods! Today we're bringing you a truly unhinged version of a Christmas classic sung by one of the greats! And of course, Emily and Ky's version as well. You're not going to miss the special secret holiday party debrief, and it's crucial that you vote in our first ever host-only Wine, Weed Weird contest, or Emily and Ky will have to go do some type of drugs in some type of shop around the corner. We're all a little fuzzy on the details; just vote, man!