Don't Raw Dog The Ducks

Hide your pets folks!

Welcome back, you whiskey-loving degenerates, to another round of your favorite bad decisions in audio form! Grab your Allsups mega cups, stuff your face with that mystery gas station burrito, and settle in because tonight we've got a sack full of chaos. From discussing whether Haitians feasting on Fido is culinary innovation or just resourceful cuisine, to questioning why in the hell robots haven’t made everything cheaper yet—like, seriously, is that not what they were built for?

We’re sipping on Red River’s finest and EH Taylor Barrel Proof tonight, so you know it’s about to get sloppy. We’ll dive into whether it’s better to crash your car into yourself or someone else, 3D-printed houses (because apparently that’s a thing now), and we’ll even help you noobs figure out whether to start your whiskey journey with higher proof or lower.

And just when you think your allergies couldn’t get worse than the traffic on 287, we’ve got state accident stats that prove it might actually be safer to stay at home...with your whiskey. So, buckle up, or don't, we’re not your dad, and let’s get weird!