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What happens when you put comedians in front of microphones around a pool table? While we do end up playing with the balls and cue sticks, we search the deepest parts of every place (mainly the Internet, and ourselves) for funny news stories, pop culture, relationship problems (who doesn't have those), the strangest/weirdest questions people ask on the Internet. Mix middle school humor with current events and you pretty much have us. Just don't tell our wives what we talk about down here.

Don't Tell Our Wives: Warm Beer, Cheap Comedy, and News Don't Tell Our Wives - Warm Beer & Cheap Comedy

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    • 4.4 • 116 Ratings

What happens when you put comedians in front of microphones around a pool table? While we do end up playing with the balls and cue sticks, we search the deepest parts of every place (mainly the Internet, and ourselves) for funny news stories, pop culture, relationship problems (who doesn't have those), the strangest/weirdest questions people ask on the Internet. Mix middle school humor with current events and you pretty much have us. Just don't tell our wives what we talk about down here.

    Cops and Cobblers,Stupid State Laws,Pickles,Donuts,Denmark Giant Penis Show,Oral Sex Robbery - Ep. 80 - Funny News Comedy

    Cops and Cobblers,Stupid State Laws,Pickles,Donuts,Denmark Giant Penis Show,Oral Sex Robbery - Ep. 80 - Funny News Comedy

    We start off slooooooow, and just a few minutes in, Honch insults himself about talking about COVID, and then decided to poke fun at 50 state laws, but specifically the stupid ones. Did you know it is illegal to drive blindfolded in Alabama? YOu would that that this is common sense, but maybe it isn't.

    In Arizona it is illegal for a donkey to sleep in a bath tub. And Arkansas you cannot honk your horn outside of a sandwich shop after 9 pm, and there are laws regarding pickles. Weird.

    There is a kids show...that features a man with a large penis. This is real. We're really not sure what to say here, especially when we discuss a robbery immediately after. 

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    • 27 min
    Drug Rescue,Weird Things in Butts,JLo,THC,Weed,CBD,Delta-8,Dabs,Dad Jokes - Ep. 79 - Funny News Comedy

    Drug Rescue,Weird Things in Butts,JLo,THC,Weed,CBD,Delta-8,Dabs,Dad Jokes - Ep. 79 - Funny News Comedy

    Gordy is out this week, so it's just the 'el trio'. The week starts off with D's story of getting a phone call from Hailey from Mountain Strong Hemp Company who hooked us up with some tasty hemp products. They cell Delta-8 THC products, including shatter, gummies, and everything else that is great.

    Now onto the real news, Honch gets to the point: What is the weirdest thing that you pulled out of your anus? The 11 weirdest things ever pulled from an anus. It started with a story of a student who got a vibrator stuck in your butt, and her boyfriend was unable to get it out. He attempted removal using BBQ tongs. After using it as a sex tool, it ended up in a visit to the doctor where they had to remove it. That wasn't the most extreme though.

    The second thing that Honch decides to bring up, is a glass bottle being stuck in. Should we keep going? The Honch does...and apparently, he doesn't have a safe word.

    A California man, was poking around a farmland (vineyard), where he found a large fan. The man climbed into it, and got stuck. Police show up, the question him, and he stated that he was taking photographs, but as it turns out, he had a lot of meth on him. Not so much on the photos.

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    • 27 min
    Nicolas Cage,Gas Shortage Police Chase Car Fire,YouTube Video,Bruce Willis,Mom Amazon Popsicle GoFundMe,Vibrators,Dominos,Rude Fat Shaming Doctor Visit,Dad Jokes - Ep. 78 - Funny News Comedy

    Nicolas Cage,Gas Shortage Police Chase Car Fire,YouTube Video,Bruce Willis,Mom Amazon Popsicle GoFundMe,Vibrators,Dominos,Rude Fat Shaming Doctor Visit,Dad Jokes - Ep. 78 - Funny News Comedy

    It didn't take long after introductions for Honch to say that he wanted Nicolas Cage inside of him. D follows up with a bad impersonation of Alf.
    Eventually we make our way into the real news.

    Down south, where there was a gas shortage, a woman in South Carolina attempted to run from Police, and ended up crashing the vehicle with 'multiple explosions' taking place. As it turns out the woman had loaded up the vehicle with gas from a gas station. She was engulfed in flames...and the police offer forced her to 'stop, drop, and roll'.

    The lesson? Don't hoard fuel people!! Eleanor didn't fall too far from the tree, where she actually covered herself in gasoline. She was pumping and gas went everywhere, including her hair. It reminds us of the post cow tipping scene in Tommy Boy with the forever remembered Chris Farley.

    A mother has started a GoFundMe after her son ordered thousands of dollars in popsicles in Amazon, which resulted in over 900 Sponge Bob frozen popsicles, and she is unable to return them. Never leave your kids alone people!!!

    Bubba loves to leave us with his daily dad jokes!

    Eleanor took us on a story adventure about her visit to the Chiropractor

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    • 25 min
    Naughty Teacher of Year,Dating Birthday Ninja,F%^# My Life and Marriage,Penis is Too Big,We Love Pizza,Cheater - Ep. 77 - Funny News Comedy

    Naughty Teacher of Year,Dating Birthday Ninja,F%^# My Life and Marriage,Penis is Too Big,We Love Pizza,Cheater - Ep. 77 - Funny News Comedy

    It has been awhile everyone, and as you can imagine, there's a lot that has happened. But..we simply pick up where we think we left off. D, Honch, Bubba, and V. It starts off with D obsessing over a pizza shop that Honch's dad once owned, and in a brief visit, Honch's dad gives D an entire stick of pepperoni. It is all about the grease cups.

    The Honch loves Rude Jude, and while he started with out a story about a Nigerian woman who is divorcing his wife because his penis was too big, to talking about Jenny Jones and Steve.

    In other news, the D is jealous that a Texas "teacher of the year" recipient stepped down because she gave a student oral sex. It leaves Honch asking why his teacher growing up, didn't offer the same services. She was arrested...of course, and it was all linked back to text messages.

    Bubba brings to the table, a story of a man who was scamming over 35 woman as girlfriends. All of them bought him gifts for his birthday. How would you manage that many girlfrields. Would it be an app? Maybe he manages them from his customer list, which is comprised of people he sold shower heads to.

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    • 24 min
    Parent YouTube Nightmare, Jaws Sex Fantasy, Waynes World Car, Ted Danson, Netflix, Funny News Headlines, Dollar Store Fart Assault, Mississippi, Guns and Stuff, Dog Pillow - Ep. 76 - Funny News Comedy

    Parent YouTube Nightmare, Jaws Sex Fantasy, Waynes World Car, Ted Danson, Netflix, Funny News Headlines, Dollar Store Fart Assault, Mississippi, Guns and Stuff, Dog Pillow - Ep. 76 - Funny News Comedy

    YouTube nightmare, a woman assault with a fart in a dollar store (and a knife pull).

    • 30 min
    Not-Cinnamon Challenge STD,Real Life Stupid,Internet Questions,Wife Fail,Football Lockeroom Nightmare,Murder,COVID-19 Dog Walking Police,Man Caught Masturbating in Walmart- Ep. 75 - Funny News Comedy

    Not-Cinnamon Challenge STD,Real Life Stupid,Internet Questions,Wife Fail,Football Lockeroom Nightmare,Murder,COVID-19 Dog Walking Police,Man Caught Masturbating in Walmart- Ep. 75 - Funny News Comedy

    D's wife hijacked the podcast, and Bubba gets Cinnamon on his penis...and it burns.

    • 31 min

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