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What happens when you put comedians in front of microphones around a pool table? While we do end up playing with the balls and cue sticks, we search the deepest parts of every place (mainly the Internet, and ourselves) for funny news stories, pop culture, relationship problems (who doesn't have those), the strangest/weirdest questions people ask on the Internet. Mix middle school humor with current events and you pretty much have us. Just don't tell our wives what we talk about down here.

Don't Tell Our Wives: Warm Beer, Cheap Comedy, and News Don't Tell Our Wives - Warm Beer & Cheap Comedy

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    • 4.3 • 118 Ratings

What happens when you put comedians in front of microphones around a pool table? While we do end up playing with the balls and cue sticks, we search the deepest parts of every place (mainly the Internet, and ourselves) for funny news stories, pop culture, relationship problems (who doesn't have those), the strangest/weirdest questions people ask on the Internet. Mix middle school humor with current events and you pretty much have us. Just don't tell our wives what we talk about down here.

    Fight of Joshes,In Your Butt?,Dominos,Porn Convention,YouTuber Finds Dead Body - Ep. 82 - Funny News Comedy

    Fight of Joshes,In Your Butt?,Dominos,Porn Convention,YouTuber Finds Dead Body - Ep. 82 - Funny News Comedy

    Gordy is out this week, and the word on the street is that he was arrested in Sweden for impersonating Burt Reynolds.

    We quickly get into the news, where a bunch of men, ALL named Josh, were to fight to declare the ultimate josh. So don't mess with any Joshes in Omaha Nebraska. What started with a battle of rock, paper, scissors....ended with pool noodle battles. The winner was given a Burger King crown to celebrate being the victor of Joshes.

    Honch didn't want to talk about COVID-19, so he wanted to ask a question about inserting things in butts. The president of the Philippines is requiring the vaccine, or they will give it to you right in the dual-cheeks, after being arrested of course.

    A YouTuber thought she had witnessed a 'real person' floating dead in the water, and she called the cops only to find out that it was a blow-up. There was an entire team of rescue divers on scene to help with the drowning 'person', but it was a doll.

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    • 21 min
    Chicken Nugget Bomb Threat,Angry Customer,Handcuff Marriage in Ukraine,Stupid Criminal Calls Cops,High School Suspension - Ep. 81 - Funny News Comedy

    Chicken Nugget Bomb Threat,Angry Customer,Handcuff Marriage in Ukraine,Stupid Criminal Calls Cops,High School Suspension - Ep. 81 - Funny News Comedy

    This week, Gordy is out in Mexico selling roses in parking lot and making his way back to Michigan. So the D's wife has joined the team this week, alongside Bubba and the Honch.

    The D prompty starts this week's schedule with a wively insult since Vee doesn't have a news topic for this week. After that, we jump right in to couples counseling. What is the wost thing that you've ever done when something wasn't quite right at a restaurant? Bubba passively aggressively sent back his Prime Rib dinner because it was 'too raw', and Honch worked at Subway (if you didn't already know this), but he did send back a burger because it was overcooked, and still gave them a good tip.

    The Bubba left a 1 cent tip at Old Chicago when our 'group' was ignored at the bar; the same place where we saw a very small kid (like 2 years of age) playing with knives. That said, our talk of restaurants led to Honch talking about a 'poop dollar', where you leave a dollar on a curb, as well as the infamous pretzels from Mall Rats.

    Once we finally get to the news (apologies for the screaming child. Since the Vee joined the show, it apparently angered the D's 2 year old son). a man in Iowa, was angry about his chicken nugget order at his local McDonald's, so he called in a bomb threat. The man was arrested on felony charges and probably didn't get his sauce packets, but likely got at least any one phone call. But people tend to call in bomb threats when they don't want any sort of event to take place...like getting rid of a body. How did we go from chicken nuggets to death?

    Do you use handcuffs? The D asked the Vee if she wants to be handcuffed like a Ukranian couple, who handcuffed themselves together to help improve the relationship, until they got married...which was for 123 days of being handcuffed together, and they didn't get married. Once the couple removed the cuffs, they promptly ended the relationship. Of course, the conversation quickly jumps into couples that poop together in the same room. The D and Vee do it, but apparently this isn't a normal thing.

    The Honch something to say you to. But before he says it, he wants to pay hommage to Jay Mewes....DO YOUR JOB!
    A 62 year old man in Wyoming called the cops after he was curious why he wasn't arrested. He was using meth and was expecting to do his job...but Honch just really likes telling stories where idiot criminals call the cops him themselves. This then goes into one of Honch's high school stories. 

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    • 29 min
    Cops and Cobblers,Stupid State Laws,Pickles,Donuts,Denmark Giant Penis Show,Oral Sex Robbery - Ep. 80 - Funny News Comedy

    Cops and Cobblers,Stupid State Laws,Pickles,Donuts,Denmark Giant Penis Show,Oral Sex Robbery - Ep. 80 - Funny News Comedy

    We start off slooooooow, and just a few minutes in, Honch insults himself about talking about COVID, and then decided to poke fun at 50 state laws, but specifically the stupid ones. Did you know it is illegal to drive blindfolded in Alabama? YOu would that that this is common sense, but maybe it isn't.

    In Arizona it is illegal for a donkey to sleep in a bath tub. Did you know that in Arkansas you cannot honk your horn outside of a sandwich shop after 9 pm, and there are laws regarding pickles. That means no late nigh visits to your local Subway.

    There is a kids show...that features a man with a large penis. This is real. We're really not sure what to say here, especially when we discuss a robbery immediately after.

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    • 27 min
    Drug Rescue,Weird Things in Butts,JLo,THC,Weed,CBD,Delta-8,Dabs,Dad Jokes - Ep. 79 - Funny News Comedy

    Drug Rescue,Weird Things in Butts,JLo,THC,Weed,CBD,Delta-8,Dabs,Dad Jokes - Ep. 79 - Funny News Comedy

    Gordy is out this week, so it's just the 'el trio'. The week starts off with D's story of getting a phone call from Hailey from Mountain Strong Hemp Company who hooked us up with some tasty hemp products. They cell Delta-8 THC products, including shatter, gummies, and everything else that is great.

    Now onto the real news, Honch gets to the point: What is the weirdest thing that you pulled out of your anus? The 11 weirdest things ever pulled from an anus. It started with a story of a student who got a vibrator stuck in your butt, and her boyfriend was unable to get it out. He attempted removal using BBQ tongs. After using it as a sex tool, it ended up in a visit to the doctor where they had to remove it. That wasn't the most extreme though.

    The second thing that Honch decides to bring up, is a glass bottle being stuck in. Should we keep going? The Honch does...and apparently, he doesn't have a safe word.

    A California man, was poking around a farmland (vineyard), where he found a large fan. The man climbed into it, and got stuck. Police show up, the question him, and he stated that he was taking photographs, but as it turns out, he had a lot of meth on him. Not so much on the photos.

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    • 27 min
    Nicolas Cage,Gas Shortage Police Chase Car Fire,YouTube Video,Bruce Willis,Mom Amazon Popsicle GoFundMe,Vibrators,Dominos,Rude Fat Shaming Doctor Visit,Dad Jokes - Ep. 78 - Funny News Comedy

    Nicolas Cage,Gas Shortage Police Chase Car Fire,YouTube Video,Bruce Willis,Mom Amazon Popsicle GoFundMe,Vibrators,Dominos,Rude Fat Shaming Doctor Visit,Dad Jokes - Ep. 78 - Funny News Comedy

    It didn't take long after introductions for Honch to say that he wanted Nicolas Cage inside of him. D follows up with a bad impersonation of Alf.
    Eventually we make our way into the real news.

    Down south, where there was a gas shortage, a woman in South Carolina attempted to run from Police, and ended up crashing the vehicle with 'multiple explosions' taking place. As it turns out the woman had loaded up the vehicle with gas from a gas station. She was engulfed in flames...and the police offer forced her to 'stop, drop, and roll'.

    The lesson? Don't hoard fuel people!! Eleanor didn't fall too far from the tree, where she actually covered herself in gasoline. She was pumping and gas went everywhere, including her hair. It reminds us of the post cow tipping scene in Tommy Boy with the forever remembered Chris Farley.

    A mother has started a GoFundMe after her son ordered thousands of dollars in popsicles in Amazon, which resulted in over 900 Sponge Bob frozen popsicles, and she is unable to return them. Never leave your kids alone people!!!

    Bubba loves to leave us with his daily dad jokes!

    Eleanor took us on a story adventure about her visit to the Chiropractor

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    • 25 min
    Naughty Teacher of Year,Dating Birthday Ninja,F%^# My Life and Marriage,Penis is Too Big,We Love Pizza,Cheater - Ep. 77 - Funny News Comedy

    Naughty Teacher of Year,Dating Birthday Ninja,F%^# My Life and Marriage,Penis is Too Big,We Love Pizza,Cheater - Ep. 77 - Funny News Comedy

    It has been awhile everyone, and as you can imagine, there's a lot that has happened. But..we simply pick up where we think we left off. D, Honch, Bubba, and V. It starts off with D obsessing over a pizza shop that Honch's dad once owned, and in a brief visit, Honch's dad gives D an entire stick of pepperoni. It is all about the grease cups.

    The Honch loves Rude Jude, and while he started with out a story about a Nigerian woman who is divorcing his wife because his penis was too big, to talking about Jenny Jones and Steve.

    In other news, the D is jealous that a Texas "teacher of the year" recipient stepped down because she gave a student oral sex. It leaves Honch asking why his teacher growing up, didn't offer the same services. She was arrested...of course, and it was all linked back to text messages.

    Bubba brings to the table, a story of a man who was scamming over 35 woman as girlfriends. All of them bought him gifts for his birthday. How would you manage that many girlfrields. Would it be an app? Maybe he manages them from his customer list, which is comprised of people he sold shower heads to.

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    • 24 min

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