215 episodes

Prepare yourselves for a battle of epic proportions between two titans! Feast upon their voices and revel in their words. This is Dueling Ogres! A no-holds-barred podcast about anything under the sun that could be discussed by two nerds (Brandon and Remington) with too much time on their hands! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll troll them for cookies. They probably won't make you any, though.

Dueling Ogres Dueling Ogres

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 12 Ratings

Prepare yourselves for a battle of epic proportions between two titans! Feast upon their voices and revel in their words. This is Dueling Ogres! A no-holds-barred podcast about anything under the sun that could be discussed by two nerds (Brandon and Remington) with too much time on their hands! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll troll them for cookies. They probably won't make you any, though.

    Episode 221: Life, Death, and the Batman

    Episode 221: Life, Death, and the Batman

    A Riddle for Batman: I am the reason you run. I am the reason you scream. I am the cause of your pain, and only death will set you free from me. What am I?


    https://youtu.be/BIyn5Y4meZo


    00:00:00:00 Intro
    00:00:54:08 Dialogue
    00:12:15:10 Vampire Squid Fossil Record gets Kicked Back a few Million Years
    00:20:02:19 Largest Aztec Temple Decorated with Starfish
    00:28:00:23 The Japanese Killing Stone Cracked! Spirit nowhere to be found!
    00:33:21:17 William Hurt passes, ready arms for General Ross
    00:37:42:07 Life Flashing Before Your Eyes!
    00:44:46:09 Sonic 2 is a Thing
    00:47:47:19 Kevin Feige comments on Sam Raimi's Doctor Strange
    00:50:48:16 The Batman Passes $500 million Mark
    00:57:54:14 Amazon buys MGM for $8.5 billion
    01:18:27:28 Outro
    01:19:28:13 Outtakes


    You're Links are my Shining Starfish

    https://arstechnica.com/science/2022/03/largest-aztec-temple-was-decorated-with-over-100-starfish/
    https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/a-fan-favorite-marvel-actor-has-passed.html
    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12412888/
    https://comicbook.com/dc/news/the-batman-crosses-500-million-at-global-box-office/
    https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/08/science/vampire-squid-biden.html
    https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/ancient-japanese-stone-said-to-contain-demon-cracks-open-180979729/
    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-60495730
    https://www.looper.com/802051/kevin-feige-gave-sam-raimi-one-very-specific-note-on-doctor-strange-2/
    https://variety.com/2022/tv/news/amazon-mgm-merger-close-1235207852/


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    • 1 hr 27 min
    Episode 220: Winnie the Pooh New 52!

    Episode 220: Winnie the Pooh New 52!

    A.A. Milne's Winnie the Pooh enters public domain, so Rem takes a stab at a new voice for the titular character! Lets just say it's uhhh....it's something else.
    0:00:00 Intro
    0:00:54 Dialogue
    0:07:39 F**k You, Jeff Bezos - funny moment
    0:14:38 Rem's a Southern Gentlemen - funny moment
    0:24:44 Ponderous Penis - funny moment
    0:28:59 Dungeons & Dragons Musical - Here there be Dragons
    0:30:28 Brandon Hates - Ruining Relationships
    0:33:46 Hulu orders 27 new episodes of Futurama, but Bender's not on board...yet
    0:37:44 Phil LaMarr interview
    0:40:43 Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremony Propaganda?
    0:50:34 Nintendo hits YouTuber with 3500 copyright strikes
    1:00:17 Dueling Ogres Presents: The New 52 Winnie the Pooh
    1:02:31 The new Batman and DC: The World Needs Heroes
    1:09:28 Disney + releasing a new X-Men '97 series with art styles based around the original 90's cartoon
    1:11:08 Disney+ releases poster for Kenobi
    1:13:31 the lost at sea legos
    1:17:47 Wrap-up and Shoutouts
    1:25:25 Outro
    1:26:26 Outtakes
    Duh-nuhnuhnuhnuh-nuh nuh, duh-nuhnuhnuhnuh-nuh nuh, duh-nuhnuhnuhnuh-nuh nuh, duh-nuh (doo-weep!) Get it? It's the instrumental theme from the original X-Men animated seri...you...you don't know what I'm talking about? Fine, here's your stupid trackback links. https://www.livescience.com/great-lego-spill-25th-anniversary
    https://comicbook.com/starwars/news/star-wars-fans-keep-seeing-pac-man-in-obi-wan-kenobi-poster/#1
    https://comicbook.com/dc/news/dcs-legends-of-tomorrow-too-legit-to-quit-photos-released/
    https://comicbook.com/movies/news/the-flash-footage-michael-keaton-batman-return-dc-2022-films-world-needs-heroes-teaser-trailer/
    https://comicbook.com/gaming/news/dungeons-dragons-musical-here-there-be-dragons/
    https://www.nbcboston.com/news/sports/beijing-winter-olympics/opening-ceremony-showcases-subtle-propaganda-and-not-so-subtle-power-politics/2634503/
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7pGdlxbooU
    https://nintendowire.com/news/2022/02/02/nintendo-hits-youtuber-gilvasunner-with-over-3500-copyright-blocks-for-soundtracks/
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/arts-entertainment/2022/01/08/winnie-pooh-public-domain/
    https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/xmen-97-animated-series-disney-plus
     
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    • 1 hr 32 min
    Episode 219: Pickled Babies

    Episode 219: Pickled Babies

    Bucky talks about Tolkein, Brandon talks about pickled babies, and Rem gets hungry! All this and more on your favorite podcast: Dueling Ogres!
    GoFundMe for cartoonist JD Williamson:
    https://www.gofundme.com/f/cartoonist-james-jd-williamson-has-leukemia
    0:00:00 Intro
    0:00:55 Dialogue
    0:21:29 Discovery of first known pregnant mummy (pickled babies...for the SEO)
    0:24:54 Bucky's not-so-spoiler-free Spiderman: No Way Home review
    0:35:13 Halo live action debut March 24th
    0:36:15 link new halo trailer
    0:39:56 Marvel films in 2021 rep 30% of total domestic box office
    0:48:42 Persona 4 coming to Nintendo Switch etc
    0:51:36 Weird Al biopic
    0:54:59 Star Wars: A Droid Story Anthony Daniels reprising role as C-3PO
    0:57:54 Smart phone covid tests??!
    1:07:40 Lord of the Rings teaser title release and bts
    1:11:14 Moonknight trailer
    1:17:25 JD Williamson leukemia fund
    1:19:49 Shoutouts & Patrons
    1:28:14 Outtro
    1:29:14 Outtakes
    I Bet those Pickled Babies are Tasty though... https://comicbook.com/gaming/news/nintendo-switch-lite-oled-rpg-persona/
    https://www.engadget.com/smart-lamp-covid-19-test-uc-santa-barbara-183915394.html?src=rss&guccounter=1
    https://www.engadget.com/halo-paramount-plus-march-24-2022-194545167.html?src=rss
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KZ3MKraNKY
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhqGCPMfkNM
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC_yTMST7mw
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7Krla_UxRg
    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-56926005
    https://www.ign.com/articles/marvel-movies-dominated-2021-box-office
    https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/daniel-radcliffe-weird-al-yankovic-biopic-1235076357/
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    • 1 hr 30 min
    Episode 218: Octopu***es

    Episode 218: Octopu***es

    Today we talk about console creators, octopuses, artificial intelligence, and Einstein! Does Remington even do anything around here?!
    0:00:00 Intro Music
    0:00:55 Dialogue
    0:18:51 Masayuki Uemura, Creator of the NES and SNES, Dies at 78
    0:24:38 Octopuses, Squids and Lobsters Could Become 'Sentient Beings' in the UK
    0:32:05 US Judge Rules Only Humans, Not AI, Can Get Patents
    0:43:07 Einstein’s Rare Handwritten Notes Sell For $13 Million at Auction
    0:50:30 Outtro
    0:51:30 Outtakes
    Rest In Peace, Masayuki-san https://in.mashable.com/science/25967/einsteins-rare-handwritten-notes-sell-for-13-million-at-auction
    https://www.techspot.com/news/91110-court-ruling-uspto-cannot-issue-patents-artificial-intelligence.html
    https://www.livescience.com/cephalopods-and-crustaceans-recognised-as-sentient-in-uk
    https://kotaku.com/masayuki-uemura-creator-of-the-nes-and-snes-dies-at-7-1848184264
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    • 54 min
    Episode 217: I Swear, We're Still Alive

    Episode 217: I Swear, We're Still Alive

    To paraphrase the old man from Monty Python and the Holy Grail during the "Bring out your dead!" scene, we're not dead and we feel happy! We feel happy!!
    0:00:00 Intro
    0:00:55 Opening Discussion
    0:12:13 Mario movie with Chris Pratt as Mario?!
    0:21:07 Blade Runner getting animated spinoff
    0:25:40 That 90s Show
    0:29:35 Bucky's Venom 2 thoughts
    0:36:16 Squid Game
    0:43:22 Ghostbusters Afterlife screening
    0:46:55 Gary Oldman in talks for major Marvel role
    0:49:08 Wandavision spinoff with Katheryn Hahn's Agatha Harkness
    0:57:44 Twitch gets hacked for 1125GB of info
    1:03:23 New World popularity rise while people take advantage of others
    1:17:15 Rivers flowing into Martian crater
    1:20:12 Three-eyed shrimp
    1:23:26 Putin cuts Russia's space budget
    1:26:05 Sally Ride's limited US quarter
    1:30:44:10 Outtro and Shoutouts
    1:34:59:16 Outtakes
    Must be a King (Because he hasn't got shit all over him) https://comicbook.com/anime/news/blade-runner-black-lotus-release-date-trailer/
    https://comicbook.com/gaming/news/twitch-leak-do-not-ban-list/
    https://kotaku.com/jeff-bezos-gets-plastered-all-over-twitch-post-leak-1847830301
    https://www.netflix.com/title/81040344 (Squid Game)
    https://arstechnica.com/science/2021/10/images-from-nasas-perseverance-rover-track-history-of-a-martian-crater-lake/
    https://www.pcgamer.com/new-world-players-are-already-scamming-each-other-out-of-huge-sums-of-gold/
    https://www.engadget.com/astronaut-sally-ride-us-quarter-164158348.html?src=rss&guccounter=1
    https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/exclusive-gary-oldman-marvel.html?fbclid=IwAR39RAPNcfUXeJSCgi1e9NDneKTYcbCEFhwQYG9xxE8RcgDlnEAJLZt3yCQ
    https://www.pcgamer.com/mario-movie-cast-2022/
    https://comicbook.com/marvel/news/marvel-agatha-harkness-tv-series-kathryn-hahn-wandavision-spinoff-disney-plus/
    https://deadline.com/2021/10/ghostbusters-afterlife-nycc-surprise-screening-1234853086/
    https://variety.com/2021/tv/news/that-70s-show-sequel-series-that-90s-show-netflix-1235084499/
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    #bladerunner #ghostbusters #newworld

    • 1 hr 46 min
    Episode 216: Ogre Dew Flamin' Hotpants!

    Episode 216: Ogre Dew Flamin' Hotpants!

    Our top story: Why on Earth would Mt Dew make a Flamin' Hot Cheeto inspired Mt Dew?! Find out this and more on Dueling Ogres!
    0:17:04 Mountain Dew Flamin' Hot Flavor Unveiled.
    0:18:28 Broken Promises Clothing Brand
    0:25:25 Magic the Gathering Secret Layers Fortnite Set? Why!?
    0:33:25 Netflix To Add Games To Their Service AT NO EXTRA COST!
    0:35:41 The Joker Virus Returns In All Its App-Ridden Virulent Glory.
    0:45:48 FF14 Director Apologizes For Long Wait Times
    0:48:36 Microsoft Unveils Halo Themed Xbox X-Series Console.
    0:53:08 Teen Tries To Sell Puffy Dorito On eBay
    0:57:55 Matrix 4 Resurrections
    1:04:49 Spiderman No Way Home
    1:07:44 Scientists Turn Water Into Metal?
    1:14:50 Googles Time Crystals
    1:20:26 The World's Most Expensive Burger
    1:23:58 Disney's Response To Scarlet Johannsen's Lawsuit
    1:41:38 Outtro
    1:47:12 Outtakes
    Hot Links (Ready to order) https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.livescience.com/amp/water-into-metal-experiment.html
    https://www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2021/8/23/22638553/disney-black-widow-lawsuit-arbitration-motion-scarlett-johansson
    https://www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2021/8/25/22641632/microsoft-xbox-series-x-halo-console-elite-2-controller
    https://deadline.com/2021/08/matrix-4-trailer-unveiled-during-warner-bros-cinemacon-reel-1234821127/
    https://www.entrepreneur.com/article/381038
    https://www.chewboom.com/2021/08/25/mountain-dew-unveils-new-flamin-hot-flavor/
    https://www.livescience.com/water-into-metal-experiment.html
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2021/08/12/timecrystal-google/
    https://robbreport.com/food-drink/dining/worlds-most-expensive-burger-1234622819/
    https://kotaku.com/final-fantasy-xiv-director-apologizes-for-overloaded-se-1847330364
    https://www.businessinsider.in/tech/apps/news/netflix-to-offer-games-on-mobile-devices-first-and-at-no-additional-cost/articleshow/84607744.cms
    https://www.pcgamer.com/magic-the-gathering-fortnite-lord-of-the-rings-street-fighter/
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt-2cxAiPJk
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    #flamin #flaminhot #mtdew

    • 1 hr 49 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
12 Ratings

12 Ratings

mumphry999 ,

2 dudes with feeling

What do you get when you put a Mic down in a room with 2 high school chums that have grown bitter and nearly senile? The dueling ogres podcast! Covering pop culture, video games, movies, tv and whatever floats their boats that day with humor, sincerity and the occasional belch.

MMVCliff ,

Lacks a funny tee shirt or clever phrase like #youdownwithkpp

Remmington & Brandon have a wonderful banter and quick wit between them that often leads down a humorous side quest. Superior audio quality and production. Keep up the great work fellas and strive to one day reach the level of your "across the river" rival KA-POW! The Pop Cultured Podcast.

Rhonda Hines ,

Funny has hell

Love listening to the show and the content is amazing. Consistently laughing and thoroughly enjoyable!

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