Nymphet Alumni

I truly enjoy this podcast - it took me a couple of episodes to really understand the premise but once I did I was hooked. Biz, Sam, and Alexi are so well informed with really impressive knowledge of art and fashion that totally draws you in. Can’t get enough - guess I'm a nymphet alumnus 👩🏻‍🎓

This podcast taught me about "bimbofication hypnosis" and many other things that a man of my age has no business knowing about... (UPDATE 7/13: In the latest episode, they described a man as being "not corseted" but having an "internal corset." They concluded that said man was, therefore, "snetch." They also said the musical was "not giving cubism." ...I am now convinced that these women do not know what ordinary words mean and may be creating new words to compensate. Weirdly I think I still get why other people like it. It's just not for me.)

biz, alexi, and sam are cool, intelligent, funny, deeply likeable hosts with excellent chemistry and great taste. i am a hater by trade, but it is kind of impossible not to love these girlies and this podcast. a lot of cultural analysis podcasts fall into the trap of becoming overly self-indulgent and esoteric, but nymphet alumni tackles niche subject matter in a way that feels really genuine and makes listeners feel like they're part of the conversation. ngl i envy the teenage girl who stumbles upon this podcast and meets the version of herself that made it out of the suburbs. when i was a nymphet we had to settle for rookie mag.

The topics are interesting enough for it to be entertaining but the analysis is lackluster. One host is smart-ish but a complete pseud, one is maybe slightly above average intelligence, and one is just a dithering idiot. And for the love of God don’t file your nails while on a microphone!!