Episode 10111001: How many holes does a straw have?

Binary Jazz

Hello future aliens listening to this time capsule! Welcome to our podcast from the past! In this fascinating episode, we discuss such exciting topics as Chris’s non-prescription glasses! Buying products from China! Appropriate breakfast foods! Gary’s love affair with eggs! Tofu! Using AI to improve our memory! Reasons why we shouldn’t drive with Gary! And we debate the wild hot topic: how many holes does a straw have?

This description was not written by an AI, but we’ve given up thinking that humans listen to this podcast and are solely targeting the aliens who will find it in the future.

  • Zenni Optical
  • Are you a one-holer a two-holer? (TikTok)
  • Channel Tunnel (Wikipedia)
  • Dyson Sphere (binaryjazz.com)
  • Wonder Bread (Wikipedia)
  • See’s Candies (Wikipedia)
  • Shudder to Think (Spotify)
  • Comparing AI models: The “what band am I thinking of?” version (jazzsequence)
  • Introducing Gemini: our largest and most capable AI model (Google)
  • Mr Shelby on Quora

Intro and outro music by Serpiente Negra Ensamble, (“Musurgia Universalis” and “Düzensiz Meksikali”) from their album El Murciélago. © 2021 Serpiente Negra Ensamble. Used with permission.

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