One Bad Mother

A comedy podcast about motherhood and how unnatural it sometimes is. We aren't all magical vessels! Join us every week as we deal with the thrills and embarrassments of motherhood and strive for less judging, and more laughing.

  1. MAR 17

    Episode 575: You're Gonna Miss This! with Theresa Thorn

    You are doing a good job. Get your limited run OBM Countdown t-shirts by going to www.MaxFunStore.com! OBM Forever: https://maxfunstore.com/products/obm-forever-t-shirt Parenting Expert: https://maxfunstore.com/products/parenting-expert-t-shirt This is the Year I Touch My Banjo: https://maxfunstore.com/products/banjo-year-t-shirt Buggy + Gabe: https://maxfunstore.com/products/buggy-gabe-t-shirt OBM Hotline: https://maxfunstore.com/products/hotline-t-shirt Badmin: https://maxfunstore.com/products/badmin-t-shirt Lefty: https://maxfunstore.com/products/lefty-shirt OBM In The Wild: https://maxfunstore.com/products/obm-in-the-wild-t-shirt There Will Be Swears: https://maxfunstore.com/products/there-will-be-swears-t-shirt This Is A Rant: https://maxfunstore.com/products/this-is-a-rant-t-shirt Subgroup Badmin: https://maxfunstore.com/products/subgroup-badmin-t-shirt Mini: https://maxfunstore.com/products/mini-youth-t-shirt Micro: https://maxfunstore.com/products/micro-toddler-t-shirt Nano: https://maxfunstore.com/products/nano-onesie And of course, all your items can always be found at https://maxfunstore.com/collections/one-bad-mother Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Details at MaximumFun.org/Jumbotron. Visit our Linktree for our website, merch, and more! https://linktr.ee/onebadmother You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to onebadmother@maximumfun.org. Show Music Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com) Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens Telephone, Awesome, Beehive Sessions Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans Mental Health Resources: Therapy for Black Girls – Therapyforblackgirls.com Dr. Jessica Clemmens – https://www.askdrjess.com BLH Foundation – borislhensonfoundation.org The Postpartum Support International Warmline – 1-800-944-4773 (1-800-944-4PPD) The Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) Helpline – 1-800-662-4357 (1-800-662-HELP) Suicide Prevention Hotline: Call or chat. They are here to help anyone in crisis. Dial 988 for https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org and there is a chat option on the website. Crisis Text Line: Text from anywhere in the USA (also Canada and the UK) to text with a trained counselor. A real human being. USA text 741741 Canada text 686868 UK text 85258 Website: https://www.crisistextline.org National Sexual Assault: Call 800.656.HOPE (4673) to be connected with a trained staff member from a sexual assault service provider in your area. https://www.rainn.org National Domestic Violence Hotline: https://www.thehotline.org/help/ Our advocates are available 24/7 at 1-800-799-SAFE (7233) in more than 200 languages. All calls are free and confidential. They suggest that if you are a victim and cannot seek help, ask a friend or family member to call for you. Teletherapy Search: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/online-counseling

    1h 25m
  2. MAR 8

    Episode 574: Am I A Parenting Expert Yet? with Theresa Thorn

    One Bad Mother cancelled?! Where's Theresa?!? Oh. There she is. And nobody, not nobody, could ever cancel this show, baby. Except Biz. The penultimate episode of One Bad Mother! Start crying now! Get your limited run OBM Countdown t-shirts by going to www.MaxFunStore.com! This is the Year I Touch My Banjo: https://maxfunstore.com/products/banjo-year-t-shirt Buggy + Gabe: https://maxfunstore.com/products/buggy-gabe-t-shirt OBM Hotline: https://maxfunstore.com/products/hotline-t-shirt Badmin: https://maxfunstore.com/products/badmin-t-shirt Lefty: https://maxfunstore.com/products/lefty-shirt OBM In The Wild: https://maxfunstore.com/products/obm-in-the-wild-t-shirt There Will Be Swears: https://maxfunstore.com/products/there-will-be-swears-t-shirt This Is A Rant: https://maxfunstore.com/products/this-is-a-rant-t-shirt Subgroup Badmin: https://maxfunstore.com/products/subgroup-badmin-t-shirt Mini: https://maxfunstore.com/products/mini-youth-t-shirt Micro: https://maxfunstore.com/products/micro-toddler-t-shirt Nano: https://maxfunstore.com/products/nano-onesie And of course, all your items can always be found at https://maxfunstore.com/collections/one-bad-mother Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Details at MaximumFun.org/Jumbotron. Visit our Linktree for our website, merch, and more! https://linktr.ee/onebadmother You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to onebadmother@maximumfun.org. Show Music Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com) Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens Telephone, Awesome, Beehive Sessions Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans Mental Health Resources: Therapy for Black Girls – Therapyforblackgirls.com Dr. Jessica Clemmens – https://www.askdrjess.com BLH Foundation – borislhensonfoundation.org The Postpartum Support International Warmline – 1-800-944-4773 (1-800-944-4PPD) The Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) Helpline – 1-800-662-4357 (1-800-662-HELP) Suicide Prevention Hotline: Call or chat. They are here to help anyone in crisis. Dial 988 for https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org and there is a chat option on the website. Crisis Text Line: Text from anywhere in the USA (also Canada and the UK) to text with a trained counselor. A real human being. USA text 741741 Canada text 686868 UK text 85258 Website: https://www.crisistextline.org National Sexual Assault: Call 800.656.HOPE (4673) to be connected with a trained staff member from a sexual assault service provider in your area. https://www.rainn.org National Domestic Violence Hotline: https://www.thehotline.org/help/ Our advocates are available 24/7 at 1-800-799-SAFE (7233) in more than 200 languages. All calls are free and confidential. They suggest that if you are a victim and cannot seek help, ask a friend or family member to call for you. Teletherapy Search: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/online-counseling

    1h 20m
  3. MAR 2

    Episode 573: What Does Your Husband Think?! with Stefan Lawrence

    In this shocking antepenultimate episode of One Bad Mother, Stefan finally proposes to Biz! In Paris! Over 15 years ago! Or will he? Tune in to find out! Listen to Stefan's podcast with Jordan D. White, Nature Trail to Hell, wherever fine pods are cast. Get your limited run OBM Countdown t-shirts by going to www.MaxFunStore.com! Buggy + Gabe: https://maxfunstore.com/products/buggy-gabe-t-shirt OBM Hotline: https://maxfunstore.com/products/hotline-t-shirt Badmin: https://maxfunstore.com/products/badmin-t-shirt Lefty: https://maxfunstore.com/products/lefty-shirt OBM In The Wild: https://maxfunstore.com/products/obm-in-the-wild-t-shirt There Will Be Swears: https://maxfunstore.com/products/there-will-be-swears-t-shirt This Is A Rant: https://maxfunstore.com/products/this-is-a-rant-t-shirt Subgroup Badmin: https://maxfunstore.com/products/subgroup-badmin-t-shirt Mini: https://maxfunstore.com/products/mini-youth-t-shirt Micro: https://maxfunstore.com/products/micro-toddler-t-shirt Nano: https://maxfunstore.com/products/nano-onesie And of course, all your items can always be found at https://maxfunstore.com/collections/one-bad-mother Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Details at MaximumFun.org/Jumbotron. Visit our Linktree for our website, merch, and more! https://linktr.ee/onebadmother You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to onebadmother@maximumfun.org. Show Music Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com) Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens Telephone, Awesome, Beehive Sessions Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans Mental Health Resources: Therapy for Black Girls – Therapyforblackgirls.com Dr. Jessica Clemmens – https://www.askdrjess.com BLH Foundation – borislhensonfoundation.org The Postpartum Support International Warmline – 1-800-944-4773 (1-800-944-4PPD) The Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) Helpline – 1-800-662-4357 (1-800-662-HELP) Suicide Prevention Hotline: Call or chat. They are here to help anyone in crisis. Dial 988 for https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org and there is a chat option on the website. Crisis Text Line: Text from anywhere in the USA (also Canada and the UK) to text with a trained counselor. A real human being. USA text 741741 Canada text 686868 UK text 85258 Website: https://www.crisistextline.org National Sexual Assault: Call 800.656.HOPE (4673) to be connected with a trained staff member from a sexual assault service provider in your area. https://www.rainn.org National Domestic Violence Hotline: https://www.thehotline.org/help/ Our advocates are available 24/7 at 1-800-799-SAFE (7233) in more than 200 languages. All calls are free and confidential. They suggest that if you are a victim and cannot seek help, ask a friend or family member to call for you. Teletherapy Search: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/online-counseling

    55 min
  4. FEB 22

    Episode 572: Well, Excuuuuuse Me, Princess! with Ellis Lawrence

    Hey! Listen! It's dangerous to go alone! Take this: Legend of Zelda lore expert, 5th Grader, and child of Biz, Ellis Lawrence joins his OBM in the hotseat to talk about symbolism in Majora's Mask, growing up with the podcast, and resilience through dungeon puzzling. "Excuuuuse me, Princess!" video on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzfXxkHrIBM Ellis's recommended video on Tears of the Kingdom Depths lore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgn-c-n43lg Get your limited run OBM Countdown t-shirts by going to www.MaxFunStore.com! Buggy + Gabe: https://maxfunstore.com/products/buggy-gabe-t-shirt OBM Hotline: https://maxfunstore.com/products/hotline-t-shirt Badmin: https://maxfunstore.com/products/badmin-t-shirt Lefty: https://maxfunstore.com/products/lefty-shirt OBM In The Wild: https://maxfunstore.com/products/obm-in-the-wild-t-shirt There Will Be Swears: https://maxfunstore.com/products/there-will-be-swears-t-shirt This Is A Rant: https://maxfunstore.com/products/this-is-a-rant-t-shirt Subgroup Badmin: https://maxfunstore.com/products/subgroup-badmin-t-shirt Mini: https://maxfunstore.com/products/mini-youth-t-shirt Micro: https://maxfunstore.com/products/micro-toddler-t-shirt Nano: https://maxfunstore.com/products/nano-onesie And of course, all your items can always be found at https://maxfunstore.com/collections/one-bad-mother Go to MaximumFun.org/join to support One Bad Mother in its final year! Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Details at MaximumFun.org/Jumbotron. Visit our Linktree for our website, merch, and more! https://linktr.ee/onebadmother You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to onebadmother@maximumfun.org. Show Music Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com) Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens Telephone, Awesome, Beehive Sessions Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans Mental Health Resources: Therapy for Black Girls – Therapyforblackgirls.com Dr. Jessica Clemmens – https://www.askdrjess.com BLH Foundation – borislhensonfoundation.org The Postpartum Support International Warmline – 1-800-944-4773 (1-800-944-4PPD) The Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) Helpline – 1-800-662-4357 (1-800-662-HELP) Suicide Prevention Hotline: Call or chat. They are here to help anyone in crisis. Dial 988 for https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org and there is a chat option on the website. Crisis Text Line: Text from anywhere in the USA (also Canada and the UK) to text with a trained counselor. A real human being. USA text 741741 Canada text 686868 UK text 85258 Website: https://www.crisistextline.org National Sexual Assault: Call 800.656.HOPE (4673) to be connected with a trained staff member from a sexual assault service provider in your area. https://www.rainn.org National Domestic Violence Hotline: https://www.thehotline.org/help/ Our advocates are available 24/7 at 1-800-799-SAFE (7233) in more than 200 languages. All calls are free and confidential. They suggest that if you are a victim and cannot seek help, ask a friend or family member to call for you. Teletherapy Search: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/online-counseling

    50 min
  5. FEB 14

    Episode 571: The Countdown Is On and If That's Not Scary Enough, Try Goosebumps! with John James Goldbeck

    What are you so scared about, fraidy-cat? Ghosts? Monsters? Glitter? Menopause? Fair enough, actually. John James Goldbeck, writer for the brand new hulu and Disney+ Goosebumps TV show, joins Biz to talk about dares and pranks, the return of David Schwimmer, and watching scary stuff too young with no supervision. Get your limited run OBM Countdown t-shirts by going to www.MaxFunStore.com! Badmin: https://maxfunstore.com/products/badmin-t-shirt Lefty: https://maxfunstore.com/products/lefty-shirt OBM In The Wild: https://maxfunstore.com/products/obm-in-the-wild-t-shirt There Will Be Swears: https://maxfunstore.com/products/there-will-be-swears-t-shirt This Is A Rant: https://maxfunstore.com/products/this-is-a-rant-t-shirt Subgroup Badmin: https://maxfunstore.com/products/subgroup-badmin-t-shirt Mini: https://maxfunstore.com/products/mini-youth-t-shirt Micro: https://maxfunstore.com/products/micro-toddler-t-shirt Nano: https://maxfunstore.com/products/nano-onesie And of course, all your items can always be found at https://maxfunstore.com/collections/one-bad-mother Go to MaximumFun.org/join to support One Bad Mother in its final year! Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Details at MaximumFun.org/Jumbotron. Visit our Linktree for our website, merch, and more! https://linktr.ee/onebadmother You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to onebadmother@maximumfun.org. Show Music Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com) Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens Telephone, Awesome, Beehive Sessions Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans Mental Health Resources: Therapy for Black Girls – Therapyforblackgirls.com Dr. Jessica Clemmens – https://www.askdrjess.com BLH Foundation – borislhensonfoundation.org The Postpartum Support International Warmline – 1-800-944-4773 (1-800-944-4PPD) The Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) Helpline – 1-800-662-4357 (1-800-662-HELP) Suicide Prevention Hotline: Call or chat. They are here to help anyone in crisis. Dial 988 for https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org and there is a chat option on the website. Crisis Text Line: Text from anywhere in the USA (also Canada and the UK) to text with a trained counselor. A real human being. USA text 741741 Canada text 686868 UK text 85258 Website: https://www.crisistextline.org National Sexual Assault: Call 800.656.HOPE (4673) to be connected with a trained staff member from a sexual assault service provider in your area. https://www.rainn.org National Domestic Violence Hotline: https://www.thehotline.org/help/ Our advocates are available 24/7 at 1-800-799-SAFE (7233) in more than 200 languages. All calls are free and confidential. They suggest that if you are a victim and cannot seek help, ask a friend or family member to call for you. Teletherapy Search: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/online-counseling

    1h 7m
  6. FEB 8

    Episode 570: Genius or Fail, Your Kid May Still Write a Book About It, with Cheryl Klein

    You always wanted to be an inspiration to your kid, but not as the cackling villain in their eventual memoir! Cheryl Klein, author of Crybaby, returns to the show to talk about growing up with Mutha magazine, overcompensating for hypochondria, and the empathy found in telling one's own story. Read Cheryl's piece, The Flawed-Mom Memoir My Kid Might Write, as well as her other essays, at www.MuthaMagazine.com. Get your copy of Cheryl's book, Crybaby: Infertility, Illness, and Other Things That Were Not the End of the World, at the bookstore of your choice. Go to MaximumFun.org/join to support One Bad Mother in its final year! Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Details at MaximumFun.org/Jumbotron. Visit our Linktree for our website, merch, and more! https://linktr.ee/onebadmother You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to onebadmother@maximumfun.org. Show Music Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com) Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens Telephone, Awesome, Beehive Sessions Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans Mental Health Resources: Therapy for Black Girls – Therapyforblackgirls.com Dr. Jessica Clemmens – https://www.askdrjess.com BLH Foundation – borislhensonfoundation.org The Postpartum Support International Warmline – 1-800-944-4773 (1-800-944-4PPD) The Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) Helpline – 1-800-662-4357 (1-800-662-HELP) Suicide Prevention Hotline: Call or chat. They are here to help anyone in crisis. Dial 988 for https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org and there is a chat option on the website. Crisis Text Line: Text from anywhere in the USA (also Canada and the UK) to text with a trained counselor. A real human being. USA text 741741 Canada text 686868 UK text 85258 Website: https://www.crisistextline.org National Sexual Assault: Call 800.656.HOPE (4673) to be connected with a trained staff member from a sexual assault service provider in your area. https://www.rainn.org National Domestic Violence Hotline: https://www.thehotline.org/help/ Our advocates are available 24/7 at 1-800-799-SAFE (7233) in more than 200 languages. All calls are free and confidential. They suggest that if you are a victim and cannot seek help, ask a friend or family member to call for you. Teletherapy Search: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/online-counseling

    1h 9m
  7. JAN 31

    Episode 569: Mothers! We Can Safely Say They've Been F****d! with Becky Poole

    Content Warning: Postpartum Psychosis, Violence, Murder Strap on your banjos, listeners, we're singing about pain, loss, madness, and pink tampon-slinging Cybertrucks. Becky Poole, actor, comedian, singer, songwriter, and longtime Biz friend and collaborator, sits down to talk about her new podcast and album, both titled The Ballad of Dena & Andrea. They discuss longtime friendship, the history of murder ballads, and the dark and tragic stories of Andrea Yates and Dena Schlosser. It's a fun conversation, we promise. Listen to the podcast of The Ballad of Dena & Andreaon the podcatcher of your choice and listen to the album of The Ballad of Dena & Andrea on your favorite streaming service. Learn more about Becky, her work, her activism, and comedy by following her on Instagram @beckydpoole. Go to MaximumFun.org/join to support One Bad Mother in its final year! Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Details at MaximumFun.org/Jumbotron. Visit our Linktree for our website, merch, and more! https://linktr.ee/onebadmother You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to onebadmother@maximumfun.org. Show Music Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com) Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens Telephone, Awesome, Beehive Sessions Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans Mental Health Resources: Therapy for Black Girls – Therapyforblackgirls.com Dr. Jessica Clemmens – https://www.askdrjess.com BLH Foundation – borislhensonfoundation.org The Postpartum Support International Warmline – 1-800-944-4773 (1-800-944-4PPD) The Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) Helpline – 1-800-662-4357 (1-800-662-HELP) Suicide Prevention Hotline: Call or chat. They are here to help anyone in crisis. Dial 988 for https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org and there is a chat option on the website. Crisis Text Line: Text from anywhere in the USA (also Canada and the UK) to text with a trained counselor. A real human being. USA text 741741 Canada text 686868 UK text 85258 Website: https://www.crisistextline.org National Sexual Assault: Call 800.656.HOPE (4673) to be connected with a trained staff member from a sexual assault service provider in your area. https://www.rainn.org National Domestic Violence Hotline: https://www.thehotline.org/help/ Our advocates are available 24/7 at 1-800-799-SAFE (7233) in more than 200 languages. All calls are free and confidential. They suggest that if you are a victim and cannot seek help, ask a friend or family member to call for you. Teletherapy Search: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/online-counseling

    1h 6m
  8. JAN 24

    Episode 568: Biz is Back (and Very Tired)! with Renee Colvert

    Fear not, OBMs, Biz has returned and she is pooped! Luckily, the wonderful Renee Colvert returns to interview... Biz? They discuss the Los Angeles Wildfires, the healing power of Bluey, and the origins of One Bad Mother. Plus, Renee has an agenda. Go to MaximumFun.org/join to support One Bad Mother in its final year! Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Details at MaximumFun.org/Jumbotron. Visit our Linktree for our website, merch, and more! https://linktr.ee/onebadmother You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to onebadmother@maximumfun.org. Show Music Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com) Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens Telephone, Awesome, Beehive Sessions Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans Mental Health Resources: Therapy for Black Girls – Therapyforblackgirls.com Dr. Jessica Clemmens – https://www.askdrjess.com BLH Foundation – borislhensonfoundation.org The Postpartum Support International Warmline – 1-800-944-4773 (1-800-944-4PPD) The Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) Helpline – 1-800-662-4357 (1-800-662-HELP) Suicide Prevention Hotline: Call or chat. They are here to help anyone in crisis. Dial 988 for https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org and there is a chat option on the website. Crisis Text Line: Text from anywhere in the USA (also Canada and the UK) to text with a trained counselor. A real human being. USA text 741741 Canada text 686868 UK text 85258 Website: https://www.crisistextline.org National Sexual Assault: Call 800.656.HOPE (4673) to be connected with a trained staff member from a sexual assault service provider in your area. https://www.rainn.org National Domestic Violence Hotline: https://www.thehotline.org/help/ Our advocates are available 24/7 at 1-800-799-SAFE (7233) in more than 200 languages. All calls are free and confidential. They suggest that if you are a victim and cannot seek help, ask a friend or family member to call for you. Teletherapy Search: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/online-counseling

    57 min
4.7
out of 5
1,622 Ratings

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A comedy podcast about motherhood and how unnatural it sometimes is. We aren't all magical vessels! Join us every week as we deal with the thrills and embarrassments of motherhood and strive for less judging, and more laughing.

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