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Cheap Smut

Katie and Carl Mizell are Smutco Industries. Together, they create Cheap Smut, a podcast for people who would never let anyone see their Kindle library. Each week, Katie explains the plot of a cheap, smutty book ($4.99 or less) to her husband Carl, who has little to no idea what the book is about.

  1. قبل ٣ أيام

    Episode 95 - Shoulda Swiped Left

    Were K.L. Hiers still able to attend Monsterotica Book Con, we would lay upon them the biggest of hugs for Shoulda Swiped Left. They can no longer attend, so instead we will heap praise upon their retelling of a classic myth for your listening pleasure. Book Description Joseph Abrams can't believe he's found his perfect match through online dating. Zale Petropoulos is hot, charming, and just the right amount of mysterious. They meet for their first date and the sparks fly all the way through dinner and right through dessert. But Zale has a confession to make and finally reveals his secret… He’s god of the Underworld. And Joseph is his new prince-consort. Triple T's TRIGGERS: manipulation, love bombing, godly trickery, mild body horror, mild violence, on-page sexual assault, Zeus, temporary character death, excessive quotation of Firefly. TROPES: M/M Cis/Homosexual romance, Hades and Persephone myth, messing with mythology, nerds in love. TITILLATIONS: gods don’t need prep, bathtub sex. So...What Are You Into? Katie: Delicious In Dungeons Carl: "Over and Over" by Hot Chip BONUS LINK #1: "Satan Said Dance" by Clap Your Hands Say Yeah BONUS LINK #2: Poisson Steve by tomo Author's Website Our Linktree Join Our Discord! Support Us on Patreon! Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.org

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    Episode 94 - Gotten By The Gator

    We're gearing up for Monsterotica Book Con here at Smutco Industries, and this week we're featuring another MBC author: Lizzie Strong! Katie could not stop gushing about Gotten By The Gator, a book she described as "like reading a cloud." Tune in and see why that is the highest form of compliment coming from the Smutco CEO! Book Description Aurora's ex-husband got everything in the divorce—the dog, the house, the car, everything—and she's left to pick up the pieces. Crawling back home to her mother with her tail between her legs, she expecting a big, fat "I told you so" waiting for her in the small, woodsy farmland of Oklahoma. What she gets is a bottle of wine, a hug, and a drunken adventure into the woods with the mom she left behind to follow her heart. Now, she's got to figure out what's in store for her...but also, where did her shoes go? Retracing her steps the morning after is a journey, but it gets weirder when she finds her phone still intact in the middle of the woods. Even more suspiciously, there's a new app installed, something called KisMet—a dating app? Seriously? To her chagrin, it starts a cheesy game of hide-n-seek to 'help her find all she's looking for', which leads her to a cabin deep in the woods with a massive gator man standing on the front porch.Yuri is the grumpiest gator there ever was, but he has a heart of gold, a soft touch, and a hunger for her that reminds her she's worth more than being some rich man's charity case. Aurora is an experience—a messy, still-figuring-it-out experience, but one Yuri is more than happy to play hide-n-seek with. Will she find what she's looking for in the surly but sweet gator, or is she doomed to be a hot-mess express all her life? Triple T's TRIGGERS: past domestic abuse (emotional), divorce, depictions of childhood bullying and attempted drowning, social isolation and depression, some physical violence, light gore in the course of rural veterinary medicine. TROPES: F/M Cis/Het romance ft human FMC and mostly human MMC, grumpy/sunshine, finding love post-divorce, fated mates, dating app, magic in the trees. TITILLATIONS: super-strong MMC, unique anatomy, hunting/primal play, stuffing, breeding kink, tail play, biting/marking, sex outdoors, sex in a public space. So...What Are You Into? Katie: The Residence Carl: I May Be a Guild Receptionist, But I'll Solo Any Boss to Clock Out On Time Author's Website Our Linktree Join Our Discord! Support Us on Patreon! Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.org

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  3. ٣١ مارس

    Episode 93 - How to Land an Alien Boyfriend

    Spring Break at Smutco Industries brought in some bad vibes, but we're shaking them off and going out of this world with How to Land an Alien Boyfriend by Cassie O. Peia, better known to you smut lovers as Dakota Cockaday! Join us as we ponder the great mysteries of the universe, like how can one MMC be so oily, yet so dry! Book Description It was just another day at work when Araceli Martinez met her fated mate. Okay, so “met” might not be the right word... more like she tried to hit him with a crowbar. Now Araceli is stuck with an alien boyfriend she doesn’t want and the future of the Earth in her hands. Will she be able to keep aliens from showing up to “relocate” humans to a refugee planet all while thwarting the sweet, nerdy alien who’s determined to win her over for good? Triple T's TRIGGERS: discussions of infertility & IVF, pregnancy loss/child born sleeping, Military PTSD in main character (including mention of suicide), divorce and post-divorce abuse, elderly character in danger, depictions of a character in acute physical pain. TROPES: F/M Cis/Het alien romance ft human FMC and extra-terrestrial MMC, divorcee romance, eldest daughter syndrome, invasion story, fated mates & DAKOTA DEMANDS AN ANIMAL COMPANION! TITLLATIONS: slow burn, unique anatomy (?), mild spicy. So...What Are You Into? Katie: Death and Other Details Carl: Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch From Mercury Author's Linktree Our Linktree Join Our Discord! Support Us on Patreon! Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.org

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    Episode 92 - Howls and Home Runs

    When Katie told Carl that this week's book was not so much ABOUT baseball as it was baseball-adjacent, he was undeterred. When he found out what it was REALLY about, he was equally undeterred because we've been doing this for three years now and frankly, he's seen it all. But that doesn't mean that we didn't have a blast with Howls and Home Runs by Biblio Barbie, because we absolutely did! Tune in for some high quality sentient object smut with a heap of spice! Book Description The Westland Wolves are known for three things: a winning record, hot shot rookies, and Wilder, their wolf mascot. After some unfortunate circumstances, the team rebrands to move forward. With a new and improved mascot suit, revamped stadium, and a new handler, the Westland Wolves are sure to make a comeback. WilderI’m not sure when I became whatever this is, but I’ve been this way for a while now. I sit in my locker awaiting a new season and then one day she opens my locker. Sunshine In human form, lighting up the emptiness inside of me. LaineyRunning from my past, I end up in a new town applying for a mascot handler position for the Westland Wolves. Being the famous Wilder’s handler is not what I expected. Can I make this work? Or will I end up running from this town, too? Triple T's TRIGGERS: mention of past trauma and resulting PTSD/Panic Attacks (MMC, FMC), Mention of past parental maltreatment (FMC), Accidental death (mild gore), on-page murder of a secondary character, sexual harassment of the FMC, blood and bodily fluids, mustache hating. TROPES: sentient object romance featuring human, cis/het FMC, and non-human MMC who has gained sentience, instalove. TITILLATIONS: graphic sex, fellatio, cunnilingus, knotting, fluids - like a lot of fluids, detachable parts, “Good Boy". So...What Are You Into? Katie: Found Carl: Scott Pilgrim Takes Off Author's Links Our Linktree Join Our Discord! Support Us on Patreon! Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.org

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  5. ١٧ مارس

    Episode 91 - Portal to Pleasure

    Nothing I can type here will prepare you for the spicy blast that is Portal to Pleasure by Viano Oniomoh, so go ahead and smash the heck out of that "play" button. Don't believe me? Sneak a look at the book description and tell me you don't wanna know more. Book Description When my best friend sends me the screenshot of an article titled “Female masturbation can apparently open a ‘portal to hell’”, after the day I’d had, I’d jokingly replied with, “Guess who’s about to open ten thousand portals up in this bitch???” I don’t expect the universe to actually call my bluff, and have my first mind-blowing orgasm in years rip open a literal portal in my bathroom. Now there are three fantastical beings in my home, and I don’t think they plan on leaving until they get what they want. And what they apparently want is me. (Producer's Note: told you.) Triple T's TRIGGERS: mentions and references to a terrible boss, brief mention and references to emotionally abusive parents, brief mention and reference to an emotionally abusive/manipulative ex, brief reference to the FMC having a total hysterectomy. TROPES: MMMF erotica feat Black Cisgender Bisexual FMC, Cisgender Pansexual Non-Human MMCs (shout out to Viano for her representation tab on all her books.)  Queerotica, fluff, strangers-to-lovers, high heat. TITILLATIONS: no plot only porn, queer polycule (swordcrossing) masturbation, use of toys, multiple partners, manual restraints, unique anatomy, fellatio, cunnilingus, anilingus, sex without a condom (not to be emulated), double penetration, tentacles. So...What Are you Into? Katie: "Abbey" by Mitski and "check" by bbno$ Carl: Trash Theory on YouTube and "Holy Ghost" by The Bar-Kays Author's Website Our Linktree Join Our Discord! Support Us on Patreon! Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.org

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  6. ١٠ مارس

    Episode 90 - Butcher & Blackbird (Patreon Bonus Episode #1)

    We're working overtime here at Smutco Industries and didn't have time to record a new episode, so as a special lil' treat, we're giving everyone a chance to hear our first-ever Patreon bonus episode, in which Carl covered Butcher & Blackbird by Brynne Weaver! If you're a fan of this show, you're probably VERY familiar with this breakout sensation, but if you've yet to take the plunge, let this episode be your introduction! Book Description A friends-to-lovers dark romantic comedy full of murder, chaos, and spice, unlike anything you’ve heard before. Every serial killer needs a friend. Every game must have a winner. When a chance encounter sparks an unlikely bond between rival murderers Sloane and Rowan, the two find something elusive—the friendship of a like-minded, pitch-black soul. From small-town West Virginia to upscale California, from downtown Boston to rural Texas, the two hunters collide in an annual game of blood and suffering, one that pits them against the most dangerous monsters in the country. But as their friendship develops into something more, the restless ghosts left in their wake are only a few steps behind, ready to claim more than just their newfound love. Can Rowan and Sloane dig themselves out of a game of graves? Or have they finally met their match? Triple T's (Triggers, Tropes, and Titillations) Eyeballs and eye sockets  Amateur surgery Skin ornaments Chainsaws, axes, knives, scalpels - a lot of sharp objects Accidental cannibalism Not-so-accidental cannibalism Questionable use of a mummified corpse Lobotomized man servant Ill-advised use of kitchen implements I’m sorry about the cookies and cream ice cream (I’m not really) Detailed sex scenes which include (but are not limited to) cock warming, rough sex, praise kink, anal, adult toys, choking, spitting, dom/sub interactions, genital piercings References to parental neglect and child abuse Parental loss (not depicted - one parent murdered, one parent passed in child birth) References to child sexual assault (not in detail) It’s a book about serial killers, so there’s some generally messed-up murder and chaos. Author's Website Our Linktree Join Our Discord! Support Us on Patreon! Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.org

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    Episode 89 - The Spacetacular Holiday Novellas

    This week's vibes are immaculate and light as we cozy up with Lindsay Reign's Spacetacular Holiday Novellas! You get two novellas in this episode, and both are full of snuggles and plenty of spice! Book Descriptions Rocket Around the Christmas Tree What's the worst possible thing that can happen when you are traveling home for the holiday season? An ice asteroid storm that halts all forms of space travel and leaves you stranded in a spaceport full of alien creatures with no available rooms at the local Inn. Then someone takes the last one of your favorite pastry treats right off the shelf in front of you. A truly unforgivable crime. Until you meet his tawny eyes. This handsome stranger offers to take you to the next town over to find a place to sleep, and feeling a strong pull to be near him, you agree. But once you're there you realize that he's hiding a big secret. One that can either tear the two of you apart. be my vALIENtine After meeting a roguishly handsome alien in an airport and spending the Christmas holiday teaching him about the Earthen holiday festivities, you find yourself drawn to him and his world. He sweeps you into a whirlwind romance full of castles and royal parties, but instead of falling head over heels, you feel out of place and in the way in this foreign land. The only creatures that seem interested in what you have to say are the children. They beg to hear stories and tales of all the other Earthen holiday seasons, with one in particular. Valentines Day. Can you really fight the pull when an alien shoots you with Cupid's arrow? Star Wars meets Hallmark in this cozy, holiday novella as Seraphine teaches Zy about the Earthen holiday Valentine's day. For an alien from another planetary system, he picks up on the romance quickly and makes this a night to remember. Triple T's TRIGGERS: miscommunication and deliberate deception, discussion of death of a spouse/loss of a parent, themes of loneliness and isolation. TROPES: M/F cis/het alien/human romance. Cozy holiday romance, Hallmark vibes, single dad, prince in disguise, stranded by the weather, alien discovers holidays. TITILLATIONS: unique anatomy, only one bed. So...What Are You Into? Nothing, because I forgot to ask. Author's Website Our Linktree Join Our Discord! Support Us on Patreon! Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.org

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  8. ٢٤ فبراير

    Episode 88 - My AI

    Sure, the rise of AI could give us Skynet, but what if it gave us knee-buckling orgasms instead? Only one author is brave enough to ask that hard-hitting question, and that author is G.M Fairy! Join us this week as we take on My AI and ponder the ethics of soooooo many things. Book Description After social media star Azzy, has a very public panic attack at a red-carpeted award show, her best friend orders her an Andro Corp. Bodyguard. When her robot bodyguard gets delivered, Azzy quickly realizes Model REM082 is the man of her dreams. Things start heating up as Remmy, as she likes to call him, becomes more and more sentient and does whatever it takes to please her. Triple T's TRIGGERS: mention/description of past trauma (abduction, suicide, sexual assault, and stalking), on-page descriptions of non-consensual abduction, stalking, panic-attacks, sexual assault and violence. TROPES: M/F/M Cis/Het menage romance, Android romance, Celebrity & Bodyguard, Build-A-Boyfriend, AI Awakening, I-Robot, but with f****n', no really, it’s why-choose, I SWEAR! TITILLATIONS: he was literally made for her, his first LITERALLY everything, cock sold separately, superlative “little slut”, throat fucking, DVP. So...What Are You Into? Katie: Mononoke the Movie: Phantom in the Rain Carl: Therapy Link to This Book Author's Website Our Linktree Join Our Discord! Support Us On Patreon! Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats freemusicarchive.org

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Katie and Carl Mizell are Smutco Industries. Together, they create Cheap Smut, a podcast for people who would never let anyone see their Kindle library. Each week, Katie explains the plot of a cheap, smutty book ($4.99 or less) to her husband Carl, who has little to no idea what the book is about.

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