It’s time to gather round your console and join the finest retro gaming community in all the land. Part life story, part in-depth game review, join hosts Eric, Dan, Tom, and Mike every fortnight for a light-hearted, tangent-filled, romp through gaming history.
Factory Sealed – Ep. 210: Ape Escape
Two become one as Eric and Mike freshen up with a new scent, share some pillow talk about the PS5 and Xbox Series X, and spank some monkeys in Ape Escape.
Factory Sealed – Ep. 209: Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Back in the day we only had the PS5 to pre-order, filthy cakes to buy, and Nazis to shoot in Return to Castle Wolfenstein...and we were happy. And we were grateful.
Factory Sealed – Ep. 208: Parasite Eve
We're getting all hot at the thought of playing Parasite Eve, but then our temperatures really start flaring off the scale because of Mike's very interesting shower designs.
Factory Sealed – Ep. 207: Grandia - Part 2
We've got a significant hard-on for several games this week, including Mortal Shell, Fall Guys, Salt and Sanctuary, and Microsoft Flight Simulator, but it unfortunately gets downgraded to a semi for the second half of Grandia.
Factory Sealed – Ep. 206: Grandia - Part 1
The Summer RPG returns once again as we join Justin and Sue for an adventure through the first half of Grandia! - Also included is an extended discussion on unusual bathroom hygiene/snacks, easy mode t-shirts, and Mike's massive Xbox fanboy.
Factory Sealed – Ep. 205: Portal
This show is a triumph and we're making a note here - huge success, as we tackle Valve's puzzling classic Portal.
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Almost 5 Stars!
i would put a 5 star review but whoever keeps typing away on the keyboard in the background kinda distracts from the conversation. my only nitpick
Sometimes these pup biatches will bring up a game or two, but it’s mostly just basement dwellers prattling on about farts and such. It’s not a terrible show, but it’s more FM morning comedy talk show than retro gaming podcast. Maybe change the podcast cover art to a bunch of sock and buskins, a few raspberries, some fart clouds and maybe one game controller and it would be spot on.
I absolutely adore this show
Jeeves, Write my review for me:
The hosts are some of the funniest people I've listened to, and one of them is the Savior of the show so you have to give him credit.
But if i had one critique, it would be please add more loud keyboard presses. Makes me happy in pants.
Love you guys, keep up the good work. Pip Pip, cheerio, Wot wot.