Facts on Facts on Facts Jasmynn Vaughan-Golde and Elle Madrigal

Guess! Who’s! Motherfucking BACK in your podcast feed! We discuss what the fuck happened to make a multi-month absence (and we swear it wasn’t laziness this time). We also talk for awhile about health, Jeff Flake, and what is already old news: the Mueller investigation’s first arrest. It’s pretty tight.

GUESS WHO’S BACK (BACK AGAIN) AND MAKING THE SAME EMINEM REFERENCE AGAIN. As promised, this is a good episode. We reappear from nowhere after zero pause in frequency of episodes (what, doesn’t everyone take a month off????) to talk about recent Trump b******t (obvi), high school reunions, Silicon Valley, and 4/20.

At the very last possible moment where we could: LET’S CELEBRATE BLACK HISTORY MONTH!! In this week’s episode we talk about the #truth about the Black Panthers, go over some of the history of racial prejudice in this country (because not even the blessed queen Ava DuVernay could cover all of it in 90 minutes), celebrate queer, black historical figures, and at one point Lizz accidentally threw Bo Berghdal under the bus instead of Bo Bice? SORRY BOO #wesupportthetroops #americanidolisnotactuallyawarzonebutmaybeitiswhoknows

We’re back with a new episode, pretending that we didn’t just randomly skip a week and hope that nobody noticed (we’re gr8 at our podcasting). In this episode we invade your ear hole with out singing, spend almost two hours on WHITE DEVIL WATCH 2k17, and go hard on Milo Yawannapopabitch. We also call Donald Trump a messy ass bitch several times. Basically it’s a very normal episode.

Content warning: when we discuss Milo we go into discussions of childhood sexual assault and the sexualization of teenagers, so if those get you in a bad headspace you might want to skip out on the second half of this episode. 3

Just what you never wanted to here us talk about in excruciating detail: SEX!! What can we say; we give the people what they want. In this episode we discuss the state of sex ed in California, queer sex ed, consent, how virginity is a social construct, and other boring things. Seriously boring. Mom, don’t listen. DON’T LISTEN, MOM.

…p.s. Donald Trump is a messy ass bitch

Hey everybody! After a weekend of protesting (yay!) and inaugurations (ugh) we decided to do a quick and s****y recording session to talk it out. We swear it’s short(er than usual).

Some things Trump has done in his first week that we forgot to mention:



* Start work on a border wall along the Mexican-American border

* Double-down on calling news sources that aren’t Fox/alt-right “fake news”

* More to be added because it’s 6AM and I’m tired and forgetful