Father For Sale!

Congratulations to the US Women's Soccer Team on their gold medal. It makes me miss Umbros. 

It's a good thing they don't have parenting as an Olympic sport, I don't think I could medal - even if I play on the girls team.  

One father for sale!
One father for sale!
One crying and whining old father for sale!
I’m really not kidding,
So who’ll start the bidding?
Do I hear the dollar?
A nickel?
A penny?
Oh, isn’t there, isn’t there, isn’t there any
One kid that will buy this old father for sale,
This crying and whining old father for sale?

-Shel Silverstein (sort of)