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Weird AF News Jonesy
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4.7 • 189 Ratings
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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
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Floridaman bites off piece of cop’s head at a music festival. Man stopped at Miami airport with snakes in his pants.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman Claims He Caught A Time Traveler Coming Out Of His Shed. Floridaman arrested after biting off piece of cop’s head at music festival. Floridaman arrested for pulling AR-15 rifle on Uber driver dropping off daughter. Miami voted Best U.S. City for Nude Gardening. Floridaman stopped at Miami International Airport with snakes in his pants. //
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Zoo painted puppies to look like pandas. AI Priest defrocked after it Ok's baptizing a baby in Gatorade.
Zoogoers outraged to discover ‘panda’ exhibit was actually dogs dyed black and white. Women are paying big money to scream, smash sticks in the woods in a rage ritual. AI Priest defrocked after it Ok's baptizing a baby in Gatorade. //
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones -
Darts player refuses to play against trans darts player. Bear eats the ducklings at a kids party.
British darts star forfeits match after refusing to face trans darts player. Bear devours ducklings during kid's birthday party at Seattle Zoo. Lady drives through Fenway Park gate, crashes into forklift. // Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
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Emotional support alligator kidnapped. NASA asked to help find the Loch Ness Monster.
Man says his emotional support alligator was kidnapped. Loch Ness monster: NASA urged to help as new search begins. Restaurant worker put his genitals in jar of jelly. Scientists say active volcano is spewing gold. //
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones -
Floridaman throws pasta during road rage incident. Floridaman 'Pee Wee’ caught exposing himself at 3 stores.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man arrested after ‘throwing pasta with sauce’ amid road rage incident. 'Pee Wee’ caught exposing himself at Florida stores three times in a month. ‘Really dumb decision:’ Florida woman apologizes for assault rifle photoshoot outside daycare. 85-year-old Floridaman alleges prostitute carjacked him after sex. //
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Meth induced Bigfoot sacrifice leads to murder of fishing buddy. Gold spewing volcano make you rich.
Woman in England told she is dead and she would like answers even tho dead people don't get answers. Man murdered his friend because he thought he was sacrificing him to Bigfoot but also meth. Volcano in Antarctica spews $6k worth of gold each day. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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Customer Reviews
Jonesy I am so happy u exist you’re such a funny guy and when I grow up I might be a comedian
I was laughing my head of over the joke about the drug joke with the name judd cause that’s my name I’m 12 but Ï still I’ll love you’re show good luck with your life man
Highly Recommended for Laughter
Seriously, you need this podacst in your life. The world is falling apart and Jonesy delivers the good, the bad and the Florida. When you need a pick me up… listen to this podacst!
Listen every day
I listen to Jonesy as part of my “flash briefing” on Alexa every day. The weird news is a great way to end my “normal news” feed with a laugh. Thanks for making my mornings fun and good luck with your life, man.