285 episodes
Berner Phone Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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4.5 • 5.5K Ratings
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The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.
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Berner Phone #41: Under the Influence
Hangxiety is the worst feeling to wake up to. But this week the dialers put their embarrassing stories to good use. Hannah and Des also have wildly different stories to share this week.
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Berner Phone #40: Trying New Things In Bed
This episode might "go down" as one of our all-time favorites. The dialers brought it this week with brutally honest and funny stories about their latest adventures and mishaps in the bedroom. Plus, we discuss how Nikki Glaser is the reason we got married.
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Berner Phone #39: Debunking Old Wives' Tales
We were all told as kids that we wouldn't survive if we went outside with wet hair. This week, we are debunking old wives' tales to find out if everything we've been told by our parents was a lie.
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Berner Phone #38: Useless Talents
This week useless talents are becoming useful. We cover everything from heckling babies to weird toe talents.
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Berner Phone #37: Life Before Smartphones
This week we're throwing it back to a simpler time - when your ex of 20 years couldn't add you on Facebook, your boss couldn't contact you after 5pm, and your favorite show couldn't be spoiled.
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Berner Phone #36: Technology Mishaps
Technology might be the great equalizer, but karma is not. The dialer's techonology mishaps involve OnlyFans, nudes, and awkward interactions. On the bright side, there are some great hacks for avoiding these mistakes in the future. Moral of this story: delete snapchat.
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Customer Reviews
Love the emotional side of this show
I really love this show. Beautiful balance between real life emotions and humor. Hannah and Dez strike the perfect balance between being vulnerable themselves, sharing emotional things from listeners and being HILARIOUS in their advice. It really is a magical combo of a successful podcast.
Separately I heard a couple times Dez insultes the realness or fakeness of religions and hopefully that is not a requirement for the show to continue. It is not ok to say any aspect of any religion is not real. ❤️
LOVE THE POD / PODS
Hannah long time giggly listener and listen and love this pod every week but I keep seeing you on the Tom Brady roast looking snatched and amazing every time you pop on the screen I yell HANNAH 🤗🥹
Hilariously entertaining!!😎🤣😎🤣😎
Hannah & Dez are the dynamic duo!
Great banter always… I love this podcast so much!
I’m so proud of all you success .. you deserve all of it! So happy you’ll be in Ireland now too & glad Dez will be there too!! Love you both….🪷