Climbing is Neither

The guy who gave this podcast 1 star climbs in jeans. He screams really loud on 5.11- top ropes in the gym. His current training program is complaining about the music at the gym lately while firehosing you with beta for your v3 warmup boulder.

I don't know if this podcast can advertise replicas as "clean lyrics"

You feed neither hoping it will end your suffering. It’s no good. They find the bottle of Tin Cup Whiskey. Now they’re saying that if you leave 100 monkeys in a room with an unlimited hold budget for long enough, eventually you’ll get World Cup level route setting. Did you just agree with a point they made? How long have you been parked in your driveway listening to this? Climbing is Neither is partly an unapologetic masterpiece for people defining themselves at the intersection of lived experience and possibility. But mostly it’s the chaos you didn’t know you wanted in your life, and now that it’s here you can’t stop going back to it every five weeks. 5 stars.

Is getting a pizza hauled up to you on the Dawn Wall a dab? What about if the pizza was already there? Can there be a 0 move boulder problem? Want to hear these and other ultra-niche climbing questions fiercely debated? If yes, this is the podcast for you. In my opinion, this is best climbing podcast of our generation.