Bad Planning Quill & Audrey
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Welcome to Bad Planning, where Quill & Audrey show up on recording day and try their damndest to bring good vibes, questionable life advice, and funny shit, Barbara.
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Self-Aware-Drowned-Rat Peacocks
Hi Linda,It's Thanksgiving and this file corrupted so I had to edit it again! But honestly I deserve it as a descendant from colonists on a holiday that literally celebrates colonialism??? Like come on you guys. Anyway, enjoy this last full episode before we do our traditional reflection episode next week! We talk about everything under the sun and it's a little disjointed but we think you'll enjoy it 3 See you next week queens!Love,Bad Planningbadplanningpod@gmail.com
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[A Clever Title for an Episode About Spooky Art Goes Here]
I just can't y'all. 30 minutes from now you won't need a description, suck it up.
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Talking Shit, Cockroach Legs, & Boyfriends for Hire
Are you going to understand this title? Probably not, but it’s not our responsibility at this point. Use your imagination 3
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C**: The Whole Milk of Self-Impressed Washingtonians
Hi Kevin,Welcome to the first episode of #NO(THEME)BER, the month where we free ourselves from thematic cages and do whatever the hell we want. F**k ya. It's also the month of brevity, so here are the cameos:The tenuous dynamics between the ego, id, and superego of Quill's local coffee shopThe dire need to look crusty, dusty, and musty in your caffeinated watering hole Trying to saran wrap the deep crevices out of your fugly concentration face so that you can look fuckable to your barist...
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OCTOOKY: Art History from Betwixt the Cheeks of Saturn's Son
Hi Saturn,What a cute celestial name. Anyway, it's hell week for both of us so here are the cameos from the episode where we talk about spooky art to close out #OCTOOKY:Audrey’s love for scary children’s book illustrationsShe lost 30 lbs but it's because she's been trapped in a trunk dead for 30 years #whatsthatsmellUs figuring out how shadows operate in today's societyDisheveled hair doing the mostThe cheeked-up nature of Saturn’s son from that one Goya painting #notwiththosehips #sitongoyas...
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OCTOOKY: Gossip & the Gall of a Punchable Pout
Hi Matt......................First of all, f**k you. Second of all welcome to the penultimate episode of OCTOOKY!! In today's episode, Quill and Audrey shoot the spooky shit and talk about everything under the full moon, including gossip, machetes, and punchable offenses. Honestly, it's a great social commentary and you should be so lucky to get advice from flawless queens like us. We have never made a mistake and our faces are distinctly un-punchable.Cameos include kind of a lot of things:th...
Customer Reviews
Punchable Face
The punchable face is clearly subjective depending on the mood and mental well being of the puncher! An example of a subjective punch to the face would be -punching Maggie in the face when she wants to go outside and play at 3:00 a.m. Clearly, you are not owners of punchable pets. ❤️Love You!
Yuge potential
This may or may not be my actual podcast and if you ask me I’ll 100% deny that it is, but I’m thinking this has huge star potential. But in the spirit of honesty and integrity I’m giving it four stars because there’s always room for growth <3
You have cute voices
Guys I listened to episode nineteen and it got to the gluing the foreskin back on and it almost put me off my lunch. Like I was eating this kind of tough piece of beef from my enchilada and the description of the foreskin was too on-point and it almost made me put it away. Also I’m loving 2W1C.