Meat Sangria with Matt Lipari

Matt Lipari
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Meat Sangria with Matt Lipari

Comedian Matt Lipari talks to himself about anything that pops into his feeble little mind.

  1. 5 DAYS AGO

    It's pickle time

    In this episode, Matt talks about the beautiful life of a rat in New York City, why every country thinks their men are pieces of garbage and how he's missed out on finding his wife because he refuses to give out compliments.

    1 hr

  2. OCT 27

    They call me THE GUY

    In this episode, Matt talks about his love for pregnant women at the gym, how good he is at fixing toilets and why robots need to take over so he doesn't have to marry someone dumb as bricks.

    56 min

  3. OCT 20

    I caught Moo Deng smoking cigarettes

    In this episode, Matt talks about his expertise in building grandmas house snail enclosures, why parents need to feed one of their twins more food and his failed dream of becoming a Pokemon (card) master.

    47 min

  4. OCT 13

    I be licking that mennonite milk

    In this episode, Matt talks about his addiction to taking girls on dates to chain restaurants, why the New York Mets are going to win the 2024 World Series and why the gay allegations against him make some kind of sense.

    58 min

  5. OCT 6

    I crave toothless man juice

    In this episode, Matt talks about the awful food they make at resorts in the Dominican Republic, why being a paparazzo is the lamest job on earth and why you should definitely stab your hand with a pencil.

    52 min

  6. SEP 29

    Please don't chainsaw through my front door

    In this episode, Matt talks about getting poison ivy on his Johnson, why Eminem needs to be a rat every once in a while, and the reason he knows nothing about New York pizza.

    55 min

  7. SEP 22

    I love pooping in the ocean

    In this episode, Matt talks about the wasps taking over his parents house, why Tupperware and grade school teachers deserve a special place in hell, and why he's addicted to shoving tiny strings between his teeth.

    47 min

  8. SEP 15

    I support bird annihilation

    In this episode, Matt talks about why ducks need to learn some respect, the part of his body that would be most delicious, and how he may have been the biggest snitch in middle school.

    44 min
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Comedian Matt Lipari talks to himself about anything that pops into his feeble little mind.

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  • Creator
    Matt Lipari
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    14
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2024 Meat Sangria with Matt Lipari
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