Fights of the Round Table Fights of the Round Table
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Join us each episode as 5 dopey guys argue a meaningless topic in a March Madness style tournament to determine a true-ish champion.If you like the show, please subscribe. If you don't like the show but feel bad for us, give us a pity subscribe. We'll take it, we aren't proud. If you would like to interact with us (Mainly to yell at us because you disagree with our picks), find us on Instagram and Twitter. We'd love to hear your positive feedback...keep all the negative stuff for Twitter.
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Best Hurricane Tips
Hailing from Southwest Florida our brave, some would say moronic, crew have come together to share what we learned having survived Hurricane Ian last year. We figured that having joined our collective thoughts to form one brain we could share with you, our dozens of listeners, the best advice we could give you to surviving the next hurricane. Having faced the tragedy of this hurricane personally, our hearts go out to all of those still hurting, and we desire earnestly to bring some levity to those listening.
Enjoy what we consider the Best Hurricane Tips, remember to download and share with your friends, regardless of weather (get it??) you listen or not.
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https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable
Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen
Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth
Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson
Beard god/Co-host: John Avera
Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra
Music: Jami Bezerra
https://twitter.com/fightsotrt
https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable
Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen
Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth
Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson
Beard god/Co-host: John Avera
Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra
Music: Jami Bezerra -
Most Believable Conspiracy Theory
We'd say welcome to season three of FotRT but where have we been? What have we been doing? Some have asked (literally dozens of people), why haven't we released any new episodes? Had we been abducted by aliens (not Edson's kind of aliens)? Were they murdered by mob? Were we lost in the Denver Airport? There have been numerous theories floating about, some would say conspiracy theories. But all that really matters is that we are back and ready to debate the next great question. "What is the most believable conspiracy theory?"
Buckle in kids because this season is going to be packed with tons of great episodes (when we record them). As usual download often, listen less frequently, but most importantly rate us highly regardless.
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https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable
Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen
Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth
Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson
Beard god/Co-host: John Avera
Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra
Music: Jami Bezerra -
Best Bald Guy
Welcome to another belated episode of five morons arguing over whom we believe is the Best Bald Guy. Join us as we use little to no logic to make our arguments. We will easily be sidetracked and derailed in this episode, but what else is new? This hair-raising episode will stimulate your follicles until you are dying to pull them out yourself. Enough of the puns; listen and grow grey with us. Or don't it doesn't hurt our feelings either way. Just make sure you download and give us a five star rating. I'm not sure it changes anything, but it is a nice thing to do...
https://twitter.com/fightsotrt
https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable
Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth
Awkward Substitute/Parttime Co-host: Joel Martin
Beard god/Co-host: John Avera
Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson
Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra
Special Music Thanks to Jami Bezerra
https://twitter.com/fightsotrt
https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable
Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen
Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth
Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson
Beard god/Co-host: John Avera
Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra
Music: Jami Bezerra -
Best Fast Food Restaurant Pt. 2
This week we have the delicious conclusion to the great fast food debate.
As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening).
https://twitter.com/fightsotrt
https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable
Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen
Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth
Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson
Beard god/Co-host: John Avera
Fill-in Co-host: Bryan Fearn
Music: Jami Bezerra
https://twitter.com/fightsotrt
https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable
Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen
Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth
Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson
Beard god/Co-host: John Avera
Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra
Music: Jami Bezerra -
Best Fast Food Restaurant Pt. 1
This week our incredibly unhealthy panel discusses something near and dear to our hearts…quite literally thanks to the plaque buildup and blockages, I’m sure. Best Fast Food Restaurant. This is only part one because for some reason we decided to talk a lot this episode. Part 2 to follow fairly soon…ish. And you don’t have to thank us, it’s our pleasure.
As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening).
https://twitter.com/fightsotrt
https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable
Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen
Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth
Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson
Beard god/Co-host: John Avera
Fill-in Co-host: Bryan Fearn
Music: Jami Bezerra
https://twitter.com/fightsotrt
https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable
Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen
Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth
Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson
Beard god/Co-host: John Avera
Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra
Music: Jami Bezerra -
Best Cartoon Theme Song
Yabba-dabba-do not miss this episode! We discuss all things cartoon theme song as we debate which is the Best Cartoon Theme Song of all time.
As always, download, subscribe and give us five stars (don't worry about listening).
https://twitter.com/fightsotrt
https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable
Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen
Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth
Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson
Beard god/Co-host: John Avera
Semi-permanent Fill-in Co-host: Joel Martin
Music: Jami Bezerra
https://twitter.com/fightsotrt
https://www.instagram.com/fightsoftheroundtable
Space Pastor/Co-host: Matt Swearingen
Salty Guy/Co-host: Josh Hurth
Soon-to-be-replaced/Co-host: John Dobson
Beard god/Co-host: John Avera
Semi-legal alien/Co-host: Edson Bezerra
Music: Jami Bezerra
Customer Reviews
Great Concept!
4 episodes in and I can’t believe I’ve never heard a podcast like this. What a great idea! I’m looking forward to hearing more of these guys!
This isn’t the top podcast on Spotify?!?!
Can we get some 5 stars in the chat bois for this glorious podcast that is currently healing the planet of globe warming.
Incisive arguments all around
This was highly entertaining and fun. The guys are quite funny and the ranking theme can go literally anywhere, as evidenced by the fact that this one included John F. Kennedy and the John (the humble toilet) Also, I know the mediator, so I may be a little biased, but I have no idea who the other 5 are, so I feel fairly impartial. Looking forward the the theoretical next episode. Great job, Matt! And the rest of you, too.