Filipino Cave Terror Noises

The Bois are on QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN! They don’t have any guitars, but they still have the power of speech, and are still able to use that power to abuse and berate Gary (who still has his drums, and a limited oxygen supply remaining). Lather up with hand sanitizer, Noise Bois, this is gonna be a weird one.

• BIG BIG NEWS! 
• Noise Hole Video! “Can We Write An Old Green Day Song?” 
• Crossbreeding Noise Bois with Richard Dawkins
• The first guitarless Noise Hole?! 
• The invention of the first guitar
• Dreadnaught or B.C. Rich Warlock? 
• Joel’s Vacation
• Disney World triage 
• A compromised Noise Hole?
• Gary’s in quarantine
• Trapped in a terror cave with Dave Lombardo of Slayer
• Joel is down with the sickness
• It’s getting weird out there
• Dave’s empty gym
• Beefy boys in the time of a pandemic
• Arby’s new Midnight Monster Meat Menace 
• Entertainment is cancelled due to Coronavirus
• KISS is a keystone species
• All movies are cancelled until further notice 
• Talk shows are cancelled
• All Festivals are cancelled
• Quarantine is definitely already a band
• Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Ceremony cancelled
• Conventions are OVER!
• LiveNation cancels ALL TOURS!
• Are Dave and Joel missing any shows due to cancellations?
• Our new potential business venture
• www.pedophilesandwiches.com 
• Can we replace Gary when he dies?
• Noise Boi Questions
• Cover songs that are better than the original?
• Foo Fighters
• Me First and The Gimme Gimmes
• Megadeth
• Mistakes left in the song
• Listening to non-english speaking bands?
• Ska-P (Spanish Ska)
• Wizo (German Punk)
• Cyclamen (Japanese Prog Metal)
• Do friends buy clothes for each other?
• A Noise Boi buys us a new domain!