First class SaaS Software Defined Talk

This week we discuss the rise of WASM, Cloudflare’s Post Mortem, Oracle Cloud news and the future of CAPTCHAs. Plus, some thoughts on buzzwords, sprinklers and dogs.


Runner-up Titles


Chrome fixes everything
Plateau of Productivity
When the curve nopes.
When the parabola yeets.
First class SaaS
Thanks for the legwork fool
The cash cow has run out of milk
Sign-a-tar
Tumbler is now HIPAA compliant
Working has its privileges
Let go of this dog now


Rundown


Fermyon Launches With First Cloud-Native WebAssembly PaaS
Cloudflare


Cloudflare Post Mortem
Massive Cloudflare outage caused by network configuration error
The Hardest Working Office Design In America Encrypts Your Data–With Lava Lamps

Oracle


Oracle Versus Amazon: Oracle Will Rip and Replace AWS at Cerner
Exclusive: TikTok moves U.S. user data to Oracle servers

DocuSign CEO Dan Springer steps down
Removing people from security


Password policies of 120 websites
iOS 16 Will Let iPhone Users Bypass CAPTCHAs in Supported Apps and Websites



Relevant to your Interests


Amazon CEO Andy Jassy’s First Year on the Job: Undoing Bezos-Led Overexpansion
Senate considers ban on data brokers selling health and location info
Full List of Data Broker Opt-Out Guides: How to opt-out of the internet
Anna Sorokin plans to launch an NFT collection
Facebook Is Receiving Sensitive Medical Information from Hospital Websites – The Markup
Median software multiple is now 5.7x.
The 3-Day Return to Office Is, So Far, a Dud
The Big Winners and Losers From the Remote Work Revolution
I Should Be Able to Mute America
Capital One fraudster got in via 'misconfigured' AWS storage
Better.com loses three more senior executives, including SVP and VP of sales
Veza Raises $110M in Funding - FinSMEs
The 4th S of Software Supply Chain Security


Nonsense


The Worst Programming Language Ever - Mark Rendle - NDC Oslo 2021
Jira gets fired by ClickUp - Exit Interview commercial advertisement
Amazon demos Alexa reading a bedtime story in the voice of a boy's deceased grandma
Could You Really Not Just Put This In An Email?


Listener Feedback / Jobs


Mantalus hiring Client Account Executive in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia


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VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022
SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022
THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023,


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