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United by a passion for football and a total inability to take themselves seriously, the Football Ramble team are here every Monday, Wednesday and Friday to bring you plenty of laughs and even a bit of insight.
From Premier League reviews to the maddest stories from world football, the Ramble is your companion for the 2023/24 season.
So whether you’re a casual fan or a diehard supporter, grab your headphones and join us for the ride!
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The Preview Show: I am iNevilletable
Marcus, Vish, Andy and Jim look ahead to the Premier League weekend, featuring the clash of the dads…
We also chat Luis Suarez s***housing at his son’s 10th birthday party, Real Madrid behaving like the Evil Empire (again), and the very real possibility of Rob Edwards locking Garth Crooks in a dark room.
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Ramble Reacts: Newcastle shut the door on Man City!
Or to put it more accurately: Jamaal Lascelles and Paul Dummett turn into prime Paolo Maldini and Alessandro Nesta!
Marcus and Andy discuss the end of Manchester City’s quadruple hopes while Port Vale and Mansfield Town stay in the hunt. Plus, Joelinton’s invisibility cloak, Dominik Szoboszlai’s teeny tiny feet, and Chelsea *actually* win!
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Luton’s hairless scalp
There is only one place we can start today’s show: the Turkish Süper Lig. Despite Mauro Icardi’s penalty disaster last night, Pete tells Marcus and Andy that the original penalty taker wasn’t in the wrong. Yep.
We also suckle on some sweet, sweet Carabao, as Exeter claim a scalp over Luton - but how much hair was left? Plus, if Leicester beat Liverpool, will Harry Winks get an England call-up?
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When Poch gives you lemons
After Newcastle’s demolition job, Marcus is joined by our very own north east posse - Pete and On The Continent’s David Cartlidge!
On today’s Ramble, we celebrate Big Ange’s brilliant suit at a brilliant North London derby, find out just how many times Sean Bean said the word “b***ard” on Sunday, and discover Mauricio Pochettino’s plan to save Chelsea Football Club with a bowl of lemons. Join us!
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The Preview Show: James Water-Prowse
The Europa League returned last night and it was nice of Thames Water to honour the occasion by flooding the London Stadium.
Pete, Luke and Vish are here today to wade through that and also to try to decide what pop star should replace the Michael Jackson statue outside Craven Cottage. Plus, they get excited for the North London Derby which Luke officially crowns as Barn Burner of the Weekend.
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Ramble Reacts: A Bayern Burner!
Luke and Vish jump on after a weirdly underwhelming barn burner over in Munich, where four of Bayern’s fifty-six efforts found Man United’s net - and United somehow scored three.
We wonder if either of these sides can make a meaningful contribution in Europe, get more details on Daniel Levy’s masterplan and reserve yet more love for the greatest Englishman who’s ever lived: Jude Bellingham.
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Customer Reviews
Kate Mason the worst?
How do you downvote a review? That wanker that says Kate Mason is the worst should simply not be allowed to be on the internet anymore. Kate is brilliant. The only way Kate could be any better is if she had a little more of the sailor’s tongue, like Jules. It’s obvious that Marcus is the absolute worst. People’s champ? With THAT amount of arrogance? I think not. He’ll be lucky if Vish lets him anywhere near Luke’s Game again. Also, Marcus is great.
It’s gotten worse
I used to listen to every episode for lately but somethings changed now that the ladies aren’t involved. There’s no more nuance. This show is now being made for a very specific type of listener. If that’s not you, you’ll find yourself annoyed.
The Ramble changed my life
Not only have I learned valuable life lessons, such as constructive criticism from Luke or how to travel in Spain from Andy, I have also learned the importance of always keeping them guessing (Pete - obviously). Vish taught me how to anger the whole nation of Australia, and Jim taught me that you are allowed to punch some (Chelsea) while they’re down. The only downside is that if I don’t listen until Saturday I legally have to be at work on my day off, since the weekend doesn’t start until Marcus says it does.