Frangela: Idiot of the Week

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Your weekly fix of wacky, zany craziness as only Frangela can provide! You send in stories of real-life idiots and we mock them for your edification. It is our sacred duty.

  1. 4D AGO

    The Bag Said ‘Not Drugs,’ The Universe Said ‘Bet

    Baby… BABY. Gather ‘round, because this week the universe said, “Frances, Angela, we’re gonna test your faith in humanity,” and we said, “Oh honey, that ship sailed three idiots ago.” We kick things off in Prior Lake, where a woman was arrested carrying a bag boldly labeled “Definitely not a bag full of drugs.” And you know what? We appreciate the commitment to branding. We do. But labeling your contraband like it’s a middle‑school science project is not the criminal mastermind energy the moment requires. Then we slide—unwillingly—into the story of a man who inserted a live leech into his bladder as a “folk remedy.” For what ailment? We don’t know. We don’t WANT to know. What we do know is that if your medical plan includes “insert wildlife,” you need to log off the internet and call literally any adult. Next up, Kentucky said, “Hold my moonshine,” because a man woke up during his organ harvesting procedure. Yes, you heard us. Woke. Up. During. The. Harvest. He was supposed to be dead, y’all. Supposed to be! We are officially out of words, but not out of side‑eye. And finally, we take a scenic detour with a bus driver who decided that schedules, routes, and basic employment expectations were merely suggestions. Instead of taking passengers to their destination, this driver took them on an unsanctioned mystery tour. Because nothing says “public transit” like being kidnapped at 25 miles per hour. Join us as we laugh, cry, clutch our pearls, and try—TRY—to understand how these people are out here living free while we’re still afraid to jaywalk. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    53 min
  2. JAN 26

    Raccoons, Resurrection Mix‑Ups & Whatever This Lancaster Situation Is

    Idiot of the Week: “Y’all… We Are Not Okay.”   Baby, gather close, because this week the universe said, “Frances, Angela… hold my drink.” And we did. And now we regret it. We kick things off at the Grand Geneva Resort, where a raccoon literally fell through the ceiling and some guest decided they were the chosen one to wrangle woodland wildlife with their bare hands. Because nothing says “vacation” like volunteering as tribute in a live‑action remake of Nope. Then we slide over to StubHub, which apparently took a heavy metal band and a Christian spiritual about the birth of Jesus, threw them both in a blender, and hit “mystery smoothie.” They apologized… ish. We’re still trying to figure out how you confuse “Silent Night” with “Scream Until Your Eyeballs Bleed,” but okay. Next up, a 38‑year‑old man who said, “I may be drunk, but I can still cosplay as law enforcement.” Spoiler: he could not. Charges were pressed, dignity was not. And because the week wasn’t unhinged enough, a hospital told a woman’s family she had “checked out,” when in fact she had passed away. We don’t know who needs to hear this, but death is not a Marriott rewards program. Finally, we arrive at Lancaster County, where a man was found with over 100 dead bodies. One hundred. We don’t even have jokes here. We’re just blinking. Hard. Join us as we process, roast, uplift, and pray for humanity—because clearly, we’re all on the struggle bus, and this week it’s missing several wheels. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    43 min
  3. 12/24/2025

    Happy Holidays! | Best of IOTW | There's Always Time For Panties

    There's Always Time For Panties This week on Idiot of the Week, the race for the title of world’s dumbest is so tight, it’s practically a photo finish—except the contestants are sprinting backward into a wall. First up, we have a drunk tourist who managed to get himself banned from Rome’s iconic Trevi Fountain. Nothing says "holiday adventure" like getting a lifetime ban! Next, a surgeon who thought, “You know what would really spice up my medical career? Performing my own vasectomy and broadcasting it on Facebook.”  Then there’s Stacy Lynn Steady, who might just inspire the next great country song with her attempt to flee the police while ignoring the golden rule of evasion: there’s always time for panties.  And finally, a 31-year-old who swallowed his rosary beads because he believed Satan’s disciples were tailing him on an American Airlines flight. Let’s just say, this is not the kind of in-flight entertainment anyone signed up for. Who will claim the crown of idiocy this week? Tune in for your weekly dose of jaw-dropping absurdity and relentless mockery—because when the stupid compete, we all win. Do you want to hear more Idiots of the Week?? Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video! Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo.   https://sexyliberal.com/ Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    40 min
5
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100 Ratings

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Your weekly fix of wacky, zany craziness as only Frangela can provide! You send in stories of real-life idiots and we mock them for your edification. It is our sacred duty.

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