The Funky Panther

Chad, Tim, Javier
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The Funky Panther

The Funky Panther podcast: Chad, Javier, and Tim deliver high-energy, hilarious banter with random commentary, raunchy humor, and featured guests. Join the fun for an hour-long show that takes you on a refreshing, informative journey through the colorful world of music, news, arts, and entertainment.

  1. JAN 24

    Beer Porn, Cowboy Kinks, and AI That Wants Your Job (and Maybe Your Wife)

    Send us a text Is your beer stash a sexy investment or just a fridge full of overpriced regrets? We pop open some aged Goose Island Bourbon County Stout to see if beer collecting is a high-class hobby or just a bougie way to justify borderline alcoholism. Jesse’s decluttering tips hit harder than a morning hangover, sparking a debate about what’s worth saving and what needs to be chugged before it goes bad—just like your dreams. Then, we dive deep into a cowboy kink phase no one asked for. Ca...

    1h 45m
  2. Burgers, Bubbles, and Bullsh*t: How We Drank Our Way Through 2024

    12/31/2024

    Burgers, Bubbles, and Bullsh*t: How We Drank Our Way Through 2024

    Send us a text $350 champagne with a greasy burger? That’s the kind of culinary anarchy we’re bringing to Episode 190 of The Funky Panther. Mikey finally resurfaces after three years of hiding—probably avoiding our calls—and we’re diving face-first into Fort Worth’s wine scene. Magnolia Wine Bar, 61 Osteria, Bowie House… yeah, we’re basically sommeliers now, except we pair everything with fries. Oh, and did we mention our AI Christmas album? It’s either a masterpiece or a cry for help—jury’s ...

    1h 57m
  3. Cowboy Hat Cults & The Dead CEO Club: Welcome to Purgatory

    12/12/2024

    Cowboy Hat Cults & The Dead CEO Club: Welcome to Purgatory

    Send us a text What if your cowboy hat wasn’t just a fashion flex but a gateway to your final form? This week, The Funky Panther goes full identity crisis, morphing from smooth-talking Charlie Crockett to full-throttle Tiger King insanity. It’s less "saddle up" and more "unhinge completely." We also crack open the cursed tomb of The Guy Game (yes, that sleazy relic) and roast the depravity of the “Girls Gone Wild” era. Spoiler: Some ‘90s nostalgia should stay buried. Then it’s off to Texas, w...

    1h 56m
  4. Jamie Kennedy Bombs, Crescent Hotel Haunts, and Society’s Slow Decline

    11/28/2024

    Jamie Kennedy Bombs, Crescent Hotel Haunts, and Society’s Slow Decline

    Send us a text This week, we’re unpacking a travel nightmare where personal space gets tossed out the window, literally. Add in ghost sightings at the infamous Crescent Hotel and TV shows awkwardly sidestepping 9/11, and you’ve got a recipe for unsettling hilarity. Oh, and switching our allegiance from the Dallas Cowboys to Gilmore Girls? Yeah, we went there. Virtual reality isn’t much better—what’s supposed to be the future of tech feels more like a cesspool of humanity’s worst impulses. It’...

    1h 26m
  5. "Fixing Immigration and Isolation One F*ed-Up Idea at a Time"

    11/21/2024

    "Fixing Immigration and Isolation One F*ed-Up Idea at a Time"

    Send us a text Think holding hands across America could fix the world's problems? Neither do we—but we’re here to brainstorm anyway. Join The Funky Panther as we dive headfirst into the chaos of race, immigration, and a totally fictional (but hilarious) Mexican car industry. With our signature humor and zero qualifications, we tackle the big stuff, sprinkle in sharp satire, and somehow keep it all entertaining. But wait, there’s more! Inspired by Adam Sandler’s "Spaceman," we take a hard left...

    1h 35m
  6. Unpredictable Adventures: Home Births, Joe Exotic, and Dank817's Wild Ride

    11/08/2024

    Unpredictable Adventures: Home Births, Joe Exotic, and Dank817's Wild Ride

    Send us a text What happens when you mix a home birth story with the wild antics of Joe Exotic? You get an episode that's as unpredictable as it is entertaining! We're thrilled to have our buddy Dank817, aka the Big Shark from Too High, back with us in the studio. We kick things off by laughing over memories of our past sessions, including that unforgettable smoky recording incident. Dank opens up about his struggles with confidence in his music career and how the support from his crew is rei...

    1h 4m
  7. A Very Funky Halloween

    10/31/2024

    A Very Funky Halloween

    Send us a text Ever wondered what Halloween would look like through the eyes of a country musician or a mischievous Batman? Join us for this week's episode of the Funky Panther where we transform Halloween into a whimsical country music extravaganza. From imagining adults trick-or-treating to laughing about costume bar-hopping, we usher you into a world where cowboy hats meet candy corn and a crime-free Gotham makes Batman hit the sweets. Our creative musings might even inspire you to craft y...

    1h 33m
  8. Music, Mishaps, and a Dash of Conspiracy

    10/22/2024

    Music, Mishaps, and a Dash of Conspiracy

    Send us a text Prepare for a whirlwind of laughter and storytelling as we recount our Austin City Limits (ACL) weekend escapades, full of memorable moments and fashion faux pas. Chad's bold fashion choice had us in stitches, setting the tone for a festival filled with vibrant energy and hilarious encounters with fans like Christy. Whether it was the awe of past performances by legends like OutKast and Eminem or the fresh excitement of this year's acts, the festival's electrifying atmosphere n...

    1h 36m
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The Funky Panther podcast: Chad, Javier, and Tim deliver high-energy, hilarious banter with random commentary, raunchy humor, and featured guests. Join the fun for an hour-long show that takes you on a refreshing, informative journey through the colorful world of music, news, arts, and entertainment.

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  • Creator
    Chad, Tim, Javier
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2025
  • Episodes
    193
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2025 The Funky Panther
  • Show Website
    The Funky Panther

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