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"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment comedy show hosted by a giant mess, The Real Cinch Neal Lynch. Neal loves to talk New York Giants football, Mets baseball, movies, and TV shows, along with life lessons and funny stories along the way. Neal's a former college quarterback and pitcher, an aspiring screenwriter, and a divorced dad.

Giant Mess: A Sloppy Sports & Entertainment Comedy Show Neal Lynch

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 7 Ratings

"Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment comedy show hosted by a giant mess, The Real Cinch Neal Lynch. Neal loves to talk New York Giants football, Mets baseball, movies, and TV shows, along with life lessons and funny stories along the way. Neal's a former college quarterback and pitcher, an aspiring screenwriter, and a divorced dad.

    Fallout Season 1 Review: Why This Retro-Futuristic Quest Is Better Than Okie Dokie | Giant Mess

    Fallout Season 1 Review: Why This Retro-Futuristic Quest Is Better Than Okie Dokie | Giant Mess

    In this "Giant Mess", vault dweller Neal Lynch recaps, reacts, and reviews Season 1 of Fallout, Amazon Prime's adaptation of the post-apocalyptic survival video game.

    Created by Geneva Robertson-Dworet and Graham Wagner

    First episode date: April 10, 2024

    Number of episodes: 8

    In a future, post-apocalyptic Los Angeles brought about by nuclear decimation, citizens must live in underground bunkers to protect themselves from radiation, mutants and bandits.

    The series depicts the aftermath of the Great War of 2077, an apocalyptic nuclear exchange in an alternate history of Earth where advances in nuclear technology after WWII led to the emergence of a retrofuturistic society and a subsequent resource war. 

    Many survivors took refuge in fallout bunkers known as Vaults, unaware each Vault was designed to perform sociological and psychological experiments on the Vault Dwellers. 

    More than 200 years later in 2296, a young woman named Lucy leaves behind her home in Vault 33 to venture out into the dangerously unforgiving wasteland of a devastated Los Angeles to look for her father, who had been kidnapped. Along the way, she meets a Brotherhood of Steel squire and a ghoul bounty hunter, each with their own mysterious pasts and agendas to settle.

    Main


    Ella Purnell as Lucy MacLean, a young Vault Dweller




    Aaron Moten as Maximus, a squire of the Brotherhood of Steel who becomes an ally to Lucy




    Kyle MacLachlan as Hank MacLean, Lucy's father and the Overseer of Vault 33, who originates from Vault 31


    Moisés Arias as Norm MacLean, a Vault 33 resident, and Lucy's brother


    Xelia Mendes-Jones as Dane, a scribe of the Brotherhood of Steel and Maximus's closest friend


    Walton Goggins as The Ghoul / Cooper Howard, a once famous Hollywood actor and Vault-Tec ambassador who mutated into a ghoul after the bombs fell and now makes a living as a gunslinger and bounty hunter



    Recurring


    Sarita Choudhury as Lee Moldaver, the commander of a New California Republic military division with a past connection to Hank


    Leslie Uggams as Betty Pearson, a member of Vault 33's governing council, and later Overseer, who originates from Vault 31


    Johnny Pemberton as Thaddeus, a squire of the Brotherhood of Steel who serves Maximus


    Zach Cherry as Woody Thomas, a member of Vault 33's governing council


    Annabel O'Hagan as Stephanie Harper, a pregnant resident of Vault 33 and Lucy's closest friend, who originates from Vault 31


    Dave Register as Chet, Lucy's cousin and Vault 33's gatekeeper



    Racked up a whopping 2.9B minutes viewed in its first five days on the platform.

    With more than 65 million viewers in its first 16 days since release, FALLOUT was the most watched title ever among Adults 18-34 and the second-most watched title on Prime Video.

    ABOUT "GIANT MESS":

    "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show hosted by a giant mess, The Real Cinch Neal Lynch. Neal’s a New York Giants football and NY Mets baseball fan who loves movies, TV shows, and funny stories.

    ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:

    I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I'm a former college quarterback & pitcher with a film and media studies degree who currently overthinks everything.

    Here are links to my writing samples:


    NFL Spin Zone http://nflspinzone.com/author/neallynch/ 
    BroBible http://brobible.com/author/neallynch/ 
    GmenHQ http://gmenhq.com/author/neallynch/ 
    TV Fanatic - https://www.tvfanatic.com/authors/neal-lynch/ 

    Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT  

    Follow me on:


    Link Tree - https://linktr.ee/neallynch 
    My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG 
    Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB  
    Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW    
    Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG  
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    • 1 hr 47 min
    NY Giants 2024 Schedule Reaction, 100th Anniversary Uniforms, Hard Knocks Debut | Giant Mess

    NY Giants 2024 Schedule Reaction, 100th Anniversary Uniforms, Hard Knocks Debut | Giant Mess

    In this "Giant Mess", New York Giants fan Neal Lynch reviews and reacts to Big Blue's official 2024 schedule, their new 100th Anniversary Century Red uniforms that honor the teams of the 1920s and 1930s, and the G-Men making their debut on HBO's Hard Knocks series but with a twist.

    BOUT "GIANT MESS":

    "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show hosted by a giant mess, The Real Cinch Neal Lynch. Neal’s a New York Giants football and NY Mets baseball fan who loves movies, TV shows, and funny stories.

    ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:

    I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I'm a former college quarterback & pitcher with a film and media studies degree who currently overthinks everything.

    I've written three feature length screenplays, plus thousands of articles including posts for COED, GuySpeed, TheFW, TV Fanatic, G-MEN HQ, BroBible, and NFL Spin Zone. 

    I've also authored scripts for Woven Digital's short-form videos published by UPROXX and BroBible. 

    Here are links to my writing samples:


    NFL Spin Zone http://nflspinzone.com/author/neallynch/ 
    BroBible http://brobible.com/author/neallynch/ 
    GmenHQ http://gmenhq.com/author/neallynch/ 
    TV Fanatic - https://www.tvfanatic.com/authors/neal-lynch/ 

    Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT  

    Follow me on:


    Link Tree - https://linktr.ee/neallynch 
    My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG 
    Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB  
    Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW    
    Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG  
    Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple  
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    • 1 hr 45 min
    Spider-Verse 2, Jerry Seinfeld's Unfrosted Pop Tart Story, The Wonder Movie Reviews | Giant Mess

    Spider-Verse 2, Jerry Seinfeld's Unfrosted Pop Tart Story, The Wonder Movie Reviews | Giant Mess

    In this "Giant Mess", movie lover and Florence Pugh fanatic Neal Lynch recaps, reviews, and reacts to the hit animated sequel Spider-Man Across the Spider-verse, Jerry Seinfeld's absurd Netflix comedy movie Unfrosted The Pop Tart Story, and a psychological thriller about a mysterious fasting girl called The Wonder.

    BOUT "GIANT MESS":

    "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show hosted by a giant mess, The Real Cinch Neal Lynch. Neal’s a New York Giants football and NY Mets baseball fan who loves movies, TV shows, and funny stories.



    ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:

    I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I'm a former college quarterback & pitcher with a film and media studies degree who currently overthinks everything.



    I've written three feature length screenplays, plus thousands of articles including posts for COED, GuySpeed, TheFW, TV Fanatic, G-MEN HQ, BroBible, and NFL Spin Zone. 



    I've also authored scripts for Woven Digital's short-form videos published by UPROXX and BroBible. 



    Here are links to my writing samples:


    NFL Spin Zone http://nflspinzone.com/author/neallynch/ 
    BroBible http://brobible.com/author/neallynch/ 
    GmenHQ http://gmenhq.com/author/neallynch/ 
    TV Fanatic - https://www.tvfanatic.com/authors/neal-lynch/ 



    Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT  

    Follow me on:


    Link Tree - https://linktr.ee/neallynch 
    My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG 
    Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB  
    Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW    
    Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG  
    Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple  
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    • 1 hr 5 min
    The Beekeeper Review: How Jason Statham's Bee Movie Is Worth The Buzz | Giant Mess

    The Beekeeper Review: How Jason Statham's Bee Movie Is Worth The Buzz | Giant Mess

    In this "Giant Mess", movie lover and newfound fan of bees, Neal Lynch, recaps, reviews, and reacts to Jason Statham's surprise hit action flick, "The Beekeeper".

    When his kind-hearted landlady dies by suicide after losing her charity's funds to a phishing scam, Adam Clay, a former "Beekeeper" operative, sets out on a brutal campaign for revenge upon those responsible.

    Cast


    Jason Statham as Adam Clay


    Emmy Raver-Lampman as Agent Verona Parker


    Josh Hutcherson as Derek Danforth


    Bobby Naderi as Agent Matt Wiley


    Minnie Driver as Director Janet Harward


    David Witts as Mickey Garnett


    Michael Epp as Pettis


    Taylor James as Lazarus


    Jemma Redgrave as President Danforth


    Enzo Cilenti as Rico Anzalone


    Phylicia Rashad as Eloise Parker


    Jeremy Irons as Wallace Westwyld



    ABOUT "GIANT MESS":

    "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show hosted by a giant mess, The Real Cinch Neal Lynch. Neal’s a New York Giants football and NY Mets baseball fan who loves movies, TV shows, and funny stories.

    ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:

    I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I'm a former college quarterback & pitcher with a film and media studies degree who currently overthinks everything.

    I've written three feature length screenplays, plus thousands of articles including posts for COED, GuySpeed, TheFW, TV Fanatic, G-MEN HQ, BroBible, and NFL Spin Zone. 

    I've also authored scripts for Woven Digital's short-form videos published by UPROXX and BroBible. 

    Here are links to my writing samples:


    * NFL Spin Zone http://nflspinzone.com/author/neallynch/ 
    * BroBible http://brobible.com/author/neallynch/ 
    * GmenHQ http://gmenhq.com/author/neallynch/ 
    * TV Fanatic - https://www.tvfanatic.com/authors/neal-lynch/ 

    Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT  

    Follow me on:


    * Link Tree - https://linktr.ee/neallynch 
    * My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG 
    * Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB  
    * Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW    
    * Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG  
    * Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple  
    * Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify


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    • 36 min
    The Iron Claw Movie Review: How Zac Efron Drop Kicked My Tear Ducts | Giant Mess

    The Iron Claw Movie Review: How Zac Efron Drop Kicked My Tear Ducts | Giant Mess

    In this "Giant Mess", movie lover and casual pro wrestling fan Neal "The Real Cinch" Lynch recaps, reviews, and reacts to The Iron Claw, a gut-wrenching, suplexing, head-locking pain train inspired by the true story of the Von Erich brothers and their WWE Hall of Fame family. Zac Efron delivers a heavyweight performance as Kevin Von Erich while Jeremy Allen White tries to fill the shoes of Kerry Von Erich.

    The true story of the inseparable Von Erich brothers, who made history in the intensely competitive world of professional wrestling in the early 1980s.

    Cast


    Zac Efron as Kevin Von Erich, the second-oldest son


    Jeremy Allen White as Kerry Von Erich, the fourth-oldest son


    Harris Dickinson as David Von Erich, the third-oldest son


    Maura Tierney as Doris Von Erich, Fritz's wife and the mother of the Von Erich brothers


    Stanley Simons as Mike Von Erich, the youngest son


    Michael J. Harney as Bill Mercer, a professional wrestling commentator


    Holt McCallany as Jack "Fritz" Von Erich, the family patriarch, former wrestler, and WCCW owner


    Lily James as Pam Adkisson, Kevin's wife


    Maxwell Friedman as Lance Von Erich, a non-related wrestler billed as a member of the family


    Brady Pierce[a] as Michael Hayes


    Aaron Dean Eisenberg as Ric Flair


    Kevin Anton as Harley Race


    Cazzey Louis Cereghino as Bruiser Brody


    Chavo Guerrero Jr. as The Sheik


    Ryan Nemeth as Gino Hernandez


    Scott Innes as the ring announcer



    ABOUT "GIANT MESS":

    "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show hosted by a giant mess, The Real Cinch Neal Lynch. Neal's a New York Giants & NY Mets fan who loves movies, tv shows, comedy, and telling stories.

    ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:

    I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I'm a former college quarterback & pitcher with a film and media studies degree who currently overthinks everything.

    I've written thousands of articles including posts for COED, GuySpeed, TheFW, TV Fanatic, G-MEN HQ, BroBible, and NFL Spin Zone. 

    I've also authored scripts for Woven Digital's short-form videos published by UPROXX and BroBible. 

    Here are links to my writing samples:


    NFL Spin Zone http://nflspinzone.com/author/neallynch/ 
    BroBible http://brobible.com/author/neallynch/ 
    GmenHQ http://gmenhq.com/author/neallynch/ 
    TV Fanatic - https://www.tvfanatic.com/authors/neal-lynch/ 

    Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT  

    Follow me on:


    Link Tree - https://linktr.ee/neallynch 
    My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG 
    Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB  
    Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW    
    Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG  
    Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple  
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    • 55 min
    NY Giants 2024 Draft Reaction: Is Nabers OBJ 2.0? Where G-Men Rank, Plus Surprise Picks | Giant Mess

    NY Giants 2024 Draft Reaction: Is Nabers OBJ 2.0? Where G-Men Rank, Plus Surprise Picks | Giant Mess

    In this "Giant Mess", New York Giants fan Neal Lynch recaps Big Blue's 2024 NFL Draft and reacts to the strengths and weaknesses of Malik Nabers, the comparisons to OBJ and Tyreek Hill, not going CB2 with the second round pick, selecting yet another running back, and why Theo Johnson might be a steal.

    ABOUT "GIANT MESS":

    "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show hosted by a giant mess, The Real Cinch Neal Lynch. Neal’s a New York Giants football and NY Mets baseball fan who loves movies, TV shows, and funny stories.



    ABOUT NEAL LYNCH:

    I'm an Irish-Italian-American who graduated from a Catholic high school (but isn't Catholic), and a college known for producing doctors and lacrosse players, then became neither. Instead, I'm a former college quarterback & pitcher with a film and media studies degree who currently overthinks everything.

    I've written three feature length screenplays, plus thousands of articles including posts for COED, GuySpeed, TheFW, TV Fanatic, G-MEN HQ, BroBible, and NFL Spin Zone. 

    I've also authored scripts for Woven Digital's short-form videos published by UPROXX and BroBible. 

    Here are links to my writing samples:


    NFL Spin Zone http://nflspinzone.com/author/neallynch/ 
    BroBible http://brobible.com/author/neallynch/ 
    GmenHQ http://gmenhq.com/author/neallynch/ 
    TV Fanatic - https://www.tvfanatic.com/authors/neal-lynch/ 



    Subscribe to Giant Mess on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GiantMessYT  

    Follow me on:


    Link Tree - https://linktr.ee/neallynch 
    My Official Blog - http://bit.ly/neallynchBLOG 
    Giant Mess Facebook Page - http://bit.ly/GiantMessFB  
    Twitter - http://bit.ly/NealLynchTW    
    Instagram - http://bit.ly/NealLynchIG  
    Subscribe to Giant Mess on Apple Podcasts - http://bit.ly/GiantMessApple  
    Subscribe to Giant Mess on Spotify - http://bit.ly/GiantMessSpotify

    Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/neal-lynch/message


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    • 1 hr 35 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
7 Ratings

7 Ratings

Big bad dog 58 ,

Boom! Nailed it!

Love this, clear, concise, to the point and off the cuff. You are a funny guy, it’s hereditary. I’ll be listening, mostly for the comedy and Giants..;) can’t wait for next one! Get it Neal! :)

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