Born on Almuric as the twin god sons of a she-wolf and a manbearpig, their arrival on earth heralded by Prince shredding the theme to “Airwolf” on a sitar made of stars, Tim the Golden Throated and Griffy the Banned from Mohegan Sun oil up, beer up, and slip into a hot tub of lava to review the finest, freshest, juiciest action films and television shows of the 1970s and ‘80s. We’re talking “Baywatch Nights”, “Geteven”, “New York Ninja”, giallo, blackspoitation, musicals, horror, Ralph Bakshi, Eurocrime, Neil Breen, zombies, Girl Hitlers, and werewolves. Avoid the acid pit, embrace the taste of Steve James.