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    113: Duchess Kate keeps copying Duchess Meghan's style, Prince Harry offered to pay for his family's security, Kanye West isn't respecting Kim Kardashian's boundaries

    113: Duchess Kate keeps copying Duchess Meghan's style, Prince Harry offered to pay for his family's security, Kanye West isn't respecting Kim Kardashian's boundaries

    Introduction: Minutes 0 to 5:00
    We will have an episode out next week and we will be off on February 5th. We got a lot of snow and I was still stuck at home when we recorded. The site got an upgrade and it works for the most part but is taking some getting used to.
    Royals: Minutes 5:00 to 22:00
    As Prince Andrew is getting more press for the Virginia Giuffre case, the British press is desperately trying to smear Prince Harry. They brought out this ridiculous complaint that Harry demanded police security when he visited the UK. After that Harry issued a statement saying that it’s a risk for his family to come to the UK without police protection and that he offered to pay the British police. In his statement, Harry said his security was “compromised due to the absence of police protection” after the Diana statue unveiling.
    The Daily Mail then got quotes from a retired metropolitan police officer who complained that the police can’t just be available for hire and that Harry can’t offer to pay them, since they’re the ones who decide which royals need security. Dan Wootten criticized Harry for wanting security for his family, as if he was being petulant and refusing to let his grandmother meet his children unless he got his way. The press was scrambling to react after Harry’s statement and removed some of their coverage.
    We heard that Prince Charles invited the Sussexes to stay with him if they visited the UK. Then royal commentator Angela Levin chimed in to say that Meghan is the one keeping Harry from staying with Charles and reconciling with his family. That doesn’t seem to be their dynamic at all.
    Last week we talked about the fact that Prince Andrew had his military affiliations and patronages stripped and that he will no longer use his HRH title. There are now sympathetic pieces about him in the press, about how sad he was when mummy took away his patronages, and how William thinks his “heart is in the right place.” Chandra thinks that Andrew was able to leverage his departure into getting money from the Queen.
    A new documentary aired on ITV in the UK called Ghislaine, Prince Andrew and the Paedophile. That documentary featured a former royal police officer who said Andrew kept 50-60 stuffed bears on his bed as an adult and that he would freak out if the chambermaids put the bears back in the wrong place. I play a segment from Zoom where we talked about the royals.
    William and Kate went to the Foundling Museum together, which was Kate’s first event in over a month. Meanwhile Harry and Meghan sent food trucks to the King center in Atlanta to provide free lunches to the volunteers on MLK day. Chandra remembers when William visited refugees and didn’t bring anything for them. We wonder why Will and Kate don’t copy the Sussexes’ charity work. Kate has been blatantly copying Meghan’s style though.
    Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Minutes 22:00 to 26:00
    Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s divorce is not completed yet, and Kim is trying to enforce their custody agreement. Kanye has been complaining bitterly in the press about the fact that he can’t come and go from Kim’s house and has to adhere to the terms of his custody agreement. He bought the house across the street from her a few weeks ago and now he’s complaining when she’s enforcing boundaries. He admitted that he sent his cousins over to threaten Kim after Kim’s security stopped him from entering her home. He’s obviously trying to manipulate and control her. I play a segment from Zoom where we talk about this.
    Comments of the week: Minutes 26:00 to end
    My comment of the week is from Colby on the post about Meghan Fox’s allegedly painful engagement ring.
    Chandra’s comment of the week is from Becks1 on the post about Lena Dunham forgiving herself for being racist. 
    Thanks for listening bitches!

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    112: Duchess Kate's portraits don't look like her, Prince Andrew surrenders his patronages and military affiliations

    112: Duchess Kate's portraits don't look like her, Prince Andrew surrenders his patronages and military affiliations

    Introduction: Minutes 0 to 8:30
    We took an extra week off as I was sick. Chandra watched Dexter: New Blood and recommends it. She also loved The Lost Daughter and The French Dispatch. We both saw Belfast and thought it was cute. Chandra hated Being the Ricardos and Monday. I’ve been watching 9-1-1 and 9-1-1: Lone Star. They’re so dumb. I also watched the Betty White documentary and have been watching Mount Everest reality shows. 
    Royals: Minutes 8:30 to 25
    Duchess Kate’s 40th birthday was on January 9th. The pieces about her read like parodies. There were so many storiespuffing up Kate and claiming how perfect and amazing she is while promising she’s going to be better.
    We also got three official portraits of Kate that were taken by Italian fashion photographer Paolo Roversi. She’s wearing McQueen dresses and only one of the photos is in color. Her hair and makeup are different than usual and the photos don’t look like her at all.
    After those came out we heard how private Kate is and how she’s not flashy and doesn’t want attention like Meghan even though she played the piano at her Christmas concert special. We also heard that William is still really into her. One of the most telling stories was the one about how she’s focusing on her kids and isn’t going to increase her royal engagements for the next 10 to 15 years. I play a segment from Zoom where we talked about this.
    The civil case against Prince Andrew filed by Virginia Guiffre is proceeding. Prince Andrew’s lawyer tried to get it dismissed on technicalities, specifically the terms of a settlement agreement that Epstein paid Guiffre in 2009, and he also tried to argue that she does not live in the US. Those arguments were dismissed by the judge. The trail is likely to be later this year if a settlement is not reached. Prince Andrew, Sarah Ferguson and possibly Andrew’s daughters Eugenie and Beatrice might be called to sit for depositions. Giuffre’s lawyer said she’s not just looking for a financial settlement. Her lawyer said it’s important to her “that this matter be resolved in a way that vindicates her and vindicates the other victims.”
    Prince Andrew’s patronages and military affiliations have been “returned to The Queen.” He still has his HRH titles but will no longer use them. This announcement was made after 152 British veterans wrote a letter to the Queen requesting that Andrew’s military ranks and positions be stripped. Andrew has been protected and defended until this point. Meanwhile someone paid off 6.6 million pounds that Andrew owed on a Swiss ski chalet last year.
    While we were away we got a new photo of the Sussexes for their holiday card which was released to benefit charities. They looked so happy and relaxed. We talk about how the Sussexes highlight charities while the Cambridges highlight themselves.
    Novak Djokovic: Minutes 25:00 to 30
    Serbian Novak Djokovic is the number one player in men’s tennis and he’s also a notorious antivaxxer. Tennis Australia told players that if they’re unvaccinated they could get a medical exemption to come to Australia for the Australian Open as long as they had covid in the last six months. Djokovic applied for a visa using a medical exemption, which he announced. He was detained and sent to the quarantine hotel. He was eventually let out of quarantine and his visa was restored. There are rumors that he’s still going to be deported. We also heard that Novak had covid on December 16th, which is weird because there are photos of him posing with kids maskless on December 17th. He then issued a statement saying that on that day he was waiting for the results of his PCR test, but that he didn’t test positive on the rapid test. He also did an interview and photoshoot after he knew he had covid, but he didn’t inform anyone at the magazine.
    Comments of the Week: Minutes 30:00 to end
    My comment of the week is from Eurydice on the post about Megan Fox and Machine

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    111: Our favorite stories of the year

    111: Our favorite stories of the year

    Introduction: Minutes 0 to 5:30
    We’ll be off for the holidays and back on January 8th. I highly recommend the Netflix documentary 14 Peaks, the inspiring story of Nepalese mountaineer Nims Purja. Chandra recommends the documentary The Truffle Hunters, about the dying art of Italian truffle hunting. Chandra also liked The Power of The Dog after initially giving up on it due to an animal abuse scene.
    Royals: Minutes 5:30 to 11:15
    Duchess Kate is one of two People magazine covers this week. The profile is a typical embiggening piece. A British royal commentator named Tessa Dunlop made backhanded compliments about Kate’s matronly style. We talk about Kate’s style and how it’s always off somehow. I play a segment from Zoom where we talk about this.
    Ben Affleck: Minutes 11:15 to 18
    Ben Affleck is promoting his movie on Amazon prime called The Tender Bar. Ben really showed his a- in an interview with Howard Stern. He said that if he stayed with Jennifer Garner “We probably would’ve ended up at each other’s throats. I probably still would’ve been drinking. Part of why I started drinking was because I was trapped.” In his follow up appearance on Kimmel, Ben did not seem sober. Ben has a history of sabotaging himself and blaming the women in his life. I play a segment from Zoom where we talk about Ben.
    Our favorite stories of the year: Minutes 18 to 29:30
    One of Chandra’s favorite stories from 2021 was the Keenwell Institute. There was so much hype ahead of the announcement including a ridiculous commercial featuring footage of Nelson Mandela, Malala and JFK.
    Our favorite stories of the year: Minutes 18 to 29:30
    One of Chandra’s favorite stories from 2021 was the Keenwell Institute. There was so much hype ahead of the announcement including a ridiculous commercial featuring footage of Nelson Mandela, Malala and JFK.
    From Chandra: Kate launched The Royal Foundation Centre for Early Childhood, a “research institute” housed within Kensington Palace. There was a “report” called Big Change Starts Small. The report amounted to “the early years are so important, you guys.” I called it the Keenwell Institute for Buttons and Early Years. We’ve barely heard anything about it since. Kate did a couple of events around it back in June and then nothing.
    From Chandra: The craziness with Sophie, the Countess of Wessex. Sophie tried to make herself into a senior royal in 2020, and she was clearly pitching herself as a replacement to the Sussexes. Then after Prince Philip passed away, Sophie and Edward went on a publicity tour, giving interviews and taking swipes at Harry, Meghan and Oprah. Sophie pitched herself as the Queen’s “rock” and her favorite in-law. Sophie’s people also claimed that “Philip would have wanted her” to seek the spotlight. Sophie was thirsty as hell. And then she just stopped.  I tend to believe Prince Charles told them to stop. Probably around the same time he told Edward he would never be Duke of Edinburgh.
    From CB again: My favorite story was the ongoing one where various celebrities revealed that they don’t bathe and that they don’t use soap. As we mentioned on episode 99, we got hate mail for telling people to bathe. It started with Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis saying in late July on Dax Shepard’s podcast that they don’t bathe their children until they’re visibly dirty and that they barely use soap.
    Then Jake Gyllenhaal did that insane interview with Vanity Fair in early August where said he finds “bathing to be less necessary” and that “we naturally clean ourselves.”
    Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard said they don’t bathe their kids until they smell bad and then other celebrities like The Rock and Jason Momoa assured us that they do bathe. It was crazy and there never should have been a controversy over not bathing.
    I also wanted to include the story that the vaccines were distributed this year. It was less than a year from the pandemic to the

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    110: The Meghan made Kate cry story gets another twist, Charles is mad at Harry for defending himself

    110: The Meghan made Kate cry story gets another twist, Charles is mad at Harry for defending himself

    Intro: Minutes 0 to 7:45
    We’ll have more episode out next week and will be off two weeks for the holidays. We talk about the awards schedule early next year. I went to a tanning bed to help with my mood. Chandra says walking helps with that.
    Royal: Minutes 7:45 to 23:00
    A few weeks ago, The CEO of Prince Charles’ foundation, Michael Fawcett resigned following stories over the summer about how Charles traded titles and British citizenships to wealthy donors. Charles knew about all these schemes and he was the one giving the titles and meeting with these people. One of the more damning stories was about Saudi businessman Mahfouz Marei Mubarak bin Mahfouz. Mafouz was given a CBE by Charles in 2016. It says in Mahfouz’s wiki that the CBE ceremony was private and wasn’t published in the Court Circular!
    There was a story in The Times about Prince Harry meeting with this same Saudi businessman, Mafouz in 2013, for a £50,000 donation to Sentable. Harry issued a statement that he cut this man off in 2015. Chandra thinks that Charles put out this story about Harry as a distraction. In response to Harry’s statement there were multiple sourced stories claiming that Prince Charles is so upset at Harry. A story from Richard Kay in the Daily Mail compared Harry to Diana.
    We got yet another version of the three-year-old “Meghan made Kate cry” at a bridesmaids fitting story. This story first came out in late 2018. We heard it was about the bridesmaids’ dresses, then it was about the bridesmaids’ tights. This time it’s about Kate confronting Meghan about her treatment of staff. This story does not make Kate look good so we wonder why they’re revisiting it with yet another explanation. Meghan talked about this on Oprah and said Kate made her cry and Kate brought her flowers afterwards. Follow up stories claimed Meghan slammed the door in Kate’s face. I play a segment from Zoom where Zakia and Michelle talk about this. There’s never been any evidence or details about Meghan allegedly bullying staff. 
    Khloe Kardashian: Minutes 23:00 to 31:30
    Tristan Thompson has cheated on Khloe Kardashian so many times and she’s taken him back and sworn he’s changed. They were together earlier this year and broke up in June. It’s just coming out now that Tristan got another woman pregnant in March, a personal trainer named Maralee Nichols. That woman has filed a paternity suit against Tristan and there’s a text message from him in that filing where he says he’s only going to give her $75,000 and that if she is after child support she’ll get nothing. Chandra reminds me that this wasn’t the first time Tristan cheated on Khloe this year and that Khloe contacted the side chick. I remember a story from 2013 when Khloe stalked and confronted one of Lamar Odom’s mistresses.
    In response to the pregnancy news we got all these overwrought sourced quotes from Khloe saying she thought he would change, that she is upset, etc. Khloe also tweeted that she’s “barely in my own body right now.” We wonder why Khloe is still centering herself in this story when she and Tristan broke up in June.
    Comments of the Week: Minutes 31:30 to end
    Chandra’s comments of the week are from Jenns and A.Key on the post about the Prime Minister of Finland partying until 4am.
    My comment of the week is from Bettyrose on the post about Sharon Gless saying she regrets gaining weight for a role.
    Thanks for listening bitches!

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    109: Duchess Meghan's legal victory, Prince William and Jason Knauf's clownshow

    109: Duchess Meghan's legal victory, Prince William and Jason Knauf's clownshow

    Intro: Minutes 0 to 9:30
    We’ll have episodes out for the next two weeks and will be off on December 25 and January 1. We got a technical upgrade on the site that went into effect Sunday. Chandra saw Spencer, Cruella, Eyes of Tammy Faye and Passing and gives her reviews. I watched the series Elves on Netflix and also the movie Miss Granny.
    Royals: Minutes 9:30 to Minute 26:00
    While we were off Duchess Meghan did an interview with Ellen. She was just so charming and is a sweet person who is game for anything. The British media freaked out about that of course.
    Two sort-of exposes about the royals came out, a two part documentary on the BBC called The Princes and The Press and a new book by Christopher Anderson called Brothers and Wives: Inside the Private Lives of William, Kate, Harry, and Meghan. Anderson has only been doing promotion in America and seems to be selling royal gossip to Americans who haven’t been paying attention. He claims Prince Charles was the one who asked how dark H&M’s children would be, but that it was misconstrued. Anderson’s interview with The Daily Beast was enlightening and made it sound like everyone in the royal family was racist, although he tried to frame it like it was innocent. When Harry tried to confront his family about this they called him “oversensitive,” which is a common abuser tactic.
    The Princes and The Press is the two part documentary on BBC that caused the palace to absolutely freak out and refuse to work with the BBC. It’s about how the palaces were briefing against Harry and Meghan during the time they decided to leave. The palaces freaked out over that before it was released despite the fact that the filmmaker approached the palaces and asked them if they wanted to have their representatives speak. That’s how Meghan’s lawyer appeared. We heard how mad all the palaces were about this, and before it came out representatives from the Queen, William and Charles issued a statement about it claiming it used “unnamed sources” when that wasn’t the case.
    Then we heard that Kate and William were going to pull their vague Christmas special from the BBC although they were already in talks with ITV about it. We heard denials from William’s aides that he ever briefed to the press, which is ridiculous considering that they were briefing about not briefing.
    After the second part of the special, Sussexit, aired, we heard that William got the BBC to make changes to it at the last minute. That makes sense considering that they didn’t issue angry statements the next day. In the part that did air, a Times reporter insisted that William did not give his employee Jason Knauf permission to leak the stories about Meghan supposedly bullying staffers. I play a segment from Zoom where Karen and Ameerah talk about this.
    The Mail on Sunday lost their appeal of Meghan’s successful summary judgment suing them for publishing the letter to her father. Meghan’s letter in response to the ruling in her favor was excellent. It looks like the Daily Mail will appeal this.
    User Feedback: Minutes 26:00 to 28:45
    Thanks to Aida, Paula, Laura and Loren for letting us know we’re their top podcast on Spotify Unwrapped. Also Harena says she’s binge listening to us, which is crazy. Jess texted asking us for our thoughts on Kate rolling her eyes when asked about Harry and Meghan.
    Comments of the Week: Minutes 28:45 to
    Chandra’s comment of the week is from Mary on the post about the trailer for And Just Like That, the Sex and The City series.
    My comment of the week is from Lucia on the post about Zendaya and Tom Holland making their red carpet debut. The dress that Cate Blanchett wore to the 2000 Oscars reminds Chandra of Zendaya’s gorgeous Cavalli. My bonus comment of the week is from Amy Too on the post about Kate visiting the Faberge Egg exhibit.
    Thanks for listening bitches!

    • 33 min
    108: Duchess Meghan and Prince Harry at the Salute to Freedom Gala, Duchess Camilla gossiped about President Biden farting, Antivaxxers Aaron Rodgers and Matthew McConaughey

    108: Duchess Meghan and Prince Harry at the Salute to Freedom Gala, Duchess Camilla gossiped about President Biden farting, Antivaxxers Aaron Rodgers and Matthew McConaughey

    Introduction: to minute 3
    We’ll be off the next two weeks and back on December 4th. Chandra has been watching Dexter: New Blood and likes it.
    Royals: Minutes 3:00 to 23:15
    Duchess Meghan did a talk with the New York Times book summit with Mellody Hobson and conducted by Andrew Ross Sorkin. Meghan was so prepared with facts and clear points. I play a segment from that where Meghan talks about the Mail on Sunday appealing the ruling in her favor.
    Jason Knauf gave Meghan’s emails to the Daily Mail revealing that she wrote the letter to her father anticipating that he might leak it. She was just protecting herself and this was smart. He also released emails showing that she authorized him to give briefing points on her behalf to Omid Scobie and Caroline Durand for the biography Finding Freedom. This has nothing to do with the case, which is about the copyright of the letter to her father.
    Prince Harry did the re:Wired summit. He talked about misinformation online and creating change in social media platforms. He also called the term “Megxit” misogynist. He referenced the Bot Sentinel report we discussed.
    We talk about whether Twitter or Instagram is more toxic. Here’s a link to the post I mentioned on Instagram which went mildly viral.
    This week we got another report from Bot Sentinel that showed all the royal reporters who interacted with the hate accounts. Angela Levin was the top one, as we talked about two weeks ago, and Richard Eden, Richard Fitzwilliams and Richard Palmer were the other main ones.
    Harry and Meghan attended the Salute to Freedom Gala where Harry gave out Intrepid Valor Awards. Meghan wore a red Carolina Hererra taffeta gown that we have mixed feelings about.
    Duchess Kate did one event this week after her vacation and her events with William at the climate change summit. She went to a photography exhibit at the Imperial War Museum. Chandra wonders why we haven’t seen Kate in so long.
    I mention the ridiculous story about Biden allegedly farting in front of Camilla. According to reports Camilla has been talking about it to everyone. I play a segment from Zoom where we talked about this. Chandra thinks that someone in Charles’ office leaked that story, particularly after we heard that Camila was trying to have one of Charles’ staffmembers fired. We sympathize with Biden because everyone gets gassy sometimes.
    Antivaxxers: Minutes 23:15 to 31
    Aaron Rodgers is still not suspended by the NFL or the Packers despite lying about being vaccinated and catching covid. He initially defended himself and claimed a woke mob was after him and that he did his research by talking to Joe Rogan and taking horse dewormer. Then a source told People he was being crucified and that we should respect his choice for his body as an athlete. He finally did an interview where he half apologized and took full responsibility but doubled down on everything he said before.
    Matthew McConaughey also revealed that he’s against mandating covid vaccines for children and seemed to suggest that his kids are not vaccinated. Then when he got called out for it he said he was misrepresented, that he’s not against vaccines for children he’s just against mandates for 5 to 11 year-olds and that his son Levi, 13, is vaccinated against covid. We hope he doesn’t run for governor of Texas.
    Emilio Estevez got fired by the Mighty Ducks Disney series for not getting vaccinated and then issued a wordy statement saying he’s not antivax and that he had long covid. He never said he got vaccinated though! General Hospital’s Ingo Rademacher is so much worse. He’s one of those “medical freedom” nutjobs. He got fired after 25 years on that show for refusing to get vaccinated.
    Chandra wonders what happened to Doutzen Kroes, the Dutch model who revealed she’s antivax. I go on a tangent about being disappointed in Dakota Johnson for this interview.
    Comments of the Week: Minutes 31:00 to end
    My comment of the week is from

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